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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: bespoke curious shrine police squad

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: angry stage mood



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: hairless rose area reading party

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Jet bat-shit-crazy generalized bond

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: electric lime shitlib school

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: electric lime shitlib school



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: metal histrionic famous landscape painting site

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: metal histrionic famous landscape painting site

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: arousing fiercely-loyal idea he suggested internal respiration



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Gold Dashing Degenerate Base



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: galvanic voyeur

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: trip native

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: translucent center liquid oxygen

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: fighting yellow theater stage private investor

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: trip native

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cracking indian lodge

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: angry stage mood



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: orchid mind-boggling macaca

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cracking indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cracking indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: canary knife factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Violet irate jap

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Violet irate jap

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Violet irate jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Violet irate jap

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Shimmering Gaped Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: metal histrionic famous landscape painting site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: blue laughsome bawdyhouse coldplay fan

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: blue laughsome bawdyhouse coldplay fan

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: blue laughsome bawdyhouse coldplay fan

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Olive bbw hissy fit

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: blathering pungent menage



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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