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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Twisted trailer park national security agency
  06/27/25
i support islam now
blue shrine rigpig
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emerald lay
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Big main people
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Twisted trailer park national security agency
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Big main people
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disrespectful charismatic boiling water
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disrespectful charismatic boiling water
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Hyperactive Native Philosopher-king
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Elite Parlor Useless Brakes
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
cracking ratface patrolman
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Big main people
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison
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chestnut hunting ground
  06/27/25
It's both
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Flesh headpube
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Rusted thriller personal credit line sound barrier
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
honey-headed racy area elastic band
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
blue shrine rigpig
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Supple costumed immigrant
  06/27/25
lmfao
cracking ratface patrolman
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Iridescent Dashing Macaca
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Flesh headpube
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Iridescent Dashing Macaca
  06/27/25
lmao
disrespectful charismatic boiling water
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Big main people
  06/27/25
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Mewling corner masturbator
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
disrespectful charismatic boiling water
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Canary Naked Lettuce
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
disrespectful charismatic boiling water
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Canary Naked Lettuce
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Flesh headpube
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Iridescent Dashing Macaca
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
disrespectful charismatic boiling water
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Flesh headpube
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
swashbuckling antidepressant drug stage
  06/27/25
TiTscR
tripping house
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Twisted trailer park national security agency
  06/27/25
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Twisted trailer park national security agency
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Rusted thriller personal credit line sound barrier
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
cream diverse dingle berry alpha
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Bateful Hall
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
arousing half-breed
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
multi-colored well-lubricated doctorate goal in life
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
cream diverse dingle berry alpha
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
trip bull headed roast beef box office
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
honey-headed racy area elastic band
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
disrespectful charismatic boiling water
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
multi-colored well-lubricated doctorate goal in life
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
cream diverse dingle berry alpha
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Twisted trailer park national security agency



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: blue shrine rigpig

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: emerald lay



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Big main people

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Twisted trailer park national security agency

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Big main people

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house kitty cat



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Flesh headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive Native Philosopher-king

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Elite Parlor Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: cracking ratface patrolman

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Big main people

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: chestnut hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: peach place of business indian lodge

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Flesh headpube



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Rusted thriller personal credit line sound barrier

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: honey-headed racy area elastic band

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: blue shrine rigpig

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Supple costumed immigrant

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: cracking ratface patrolman

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Iridescent Dashing Macaca

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Flesh headpube

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Iridescent Dashing Macaca

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Big main people

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Mewling corner masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Canary Naked Lettuce

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Canary Naked Lettuce

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Free-loading Khaki Famous Landscape Painting Garrison

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Flesh headpube

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Iridescent Dashing Macaca

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Flesh headpube

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling antidepressant drug stage

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: tripping house

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Twisted trailer park national security agency

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Twisted trailer park national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Rusted thriller personal credit line sound barrier

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: cream diverse dingle berry alpha

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bateful Hall

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: arousing half-breed

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated doctorate goal in life

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: cream diverse dingle berry alpha

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: trip bull headed roast beef box office

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: honey-headed racy area elastic band

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: disrespectful charismatic boiling water

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored well-lubricated doctorate goal in life

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: cream diverse dingle berry alpha

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)