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Now you pay $20, wait 15 mins and the burgers don't even taste good

What's "fast" about this food?
Spruce Pontificating Den
  10/06/26
Since Covid fast food has been fucking disgusting across the...
naked skinny woman
  10/06/26
id be "okay" with disgusting if it was fucking c...
Spruce Pontificating Den
  10/06/26
get 4 banana from the grocery
glassy ungodly property
  10/06/26
literally 90% of the us would starve if you denied them fast...
Hairraiser fishy doctorate persian
  10/06/26
i think they'd figure it out over time and most of them have...
glassy ungodly property
  10/06/26
Loled at the image of the late night banana slip, tyft
Slippery hot field
  10/06/26
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Brilliant stirring voyeur stage
  10/07/26
Five Guys is still good. they never freeze the meat; they gr...
ferengi
  10/06/26
they do now
Spruce Pontificating Den
  10/06/26
oh yeah looks like they're rolling out pre-made patties. sti...
ferengi
  10/06/26
I started just grilling my own burgers. It’s insane ho...
Scarlet Marvelous Stain Range
  10/06/26


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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Spruce Pontificating Den

What's "fast" about this food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175103)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: naked skinny woman

Since Covid fast food has been fucking disgusting across the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175137)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Spruce Pontificating Den

id be "okay" with disgusting

if it was fucking cheap and was fast

none of the requirements are met now

not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175149)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: glassy ungodly property

get 4 banana from the grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175152)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser fishy doctorate persian

literally 90% of the us would starve if you denied them fast food. if you gave them 400 dollars a month to buy food they would buy 350 dollars worth of takis and a 50 dollar bunch of bananas and then the bananas would rot and they would drop them on the floor and when they came down in the middle of the night looking for takis they would slip on the bananas and need millions of dollars of medical care. this is all after getting into car accidents to and from the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175164)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: glassy ungodly property

i think they'd figure it out over time and most of them have 30+ days of subcutaneous and visceral fat to sustain them during the trial and error period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175168)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: Slippery hot field

Loled at the image of the late night banana slip, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175262)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Brilliant stirring voyeur stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175776)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: ferengi

Five Guys is still good. they never freeze the meat; they grind and shape and cook the patties on-site. all the other brands taste and feel like plastic, even In-N-Out nowadays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175192)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: Spruce Pontificating Den

they do now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175240)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: ferengi

oh yeah looks like they're rolling out pre-made patties. still not freezing them but yeah ofc they're making it worse, if the comments in this thread are true: https://www.reddit.com/r/fiveguys/comments/1qva8qo/new_premade_patties_coming_soon/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175259)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Scarlet Marvelous Stain Range

I started just grilling my own burgers. It’s insane how good it is if you season it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910370&forum_id=2#50175264)