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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Unholy friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
cheese-eating cyan bawdyhouse degenerate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Dark black woman
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Glittery pistol
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Sadistic Set Ratface
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Fantasy-prone azure becky
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Aromatic brilliant hissy fit
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
well-lubricated marvelous pozpig crackhouse
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
sexy travel guidebook
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
confused chrome laser beams police squad
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Appetizing slate love of her life
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Thriller stead
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
harsh hunting ground locus
  06/30/25
cr
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
well-lubricated marvelous pozpig crackhouse
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
vigorous vermilion hominid
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Appetizing slate love of her life
  06/30/25
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lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
confused chrome laser beams police squad
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
harsh hunting ground locus
  06/30/25
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
*bussy
pink juggernaut
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
vengeful office
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
godawful racy space
  06/30/25
fuck
confused chrome laser beams police squad
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
vengeful office
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Unholy friendly grandma
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
confused chrome laser beams police squad
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
vigorous vermilion hominid
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
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Spectacular frisky abode nibblets
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Thirsty cocky field personal credit line
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Canary Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
poppy razzmatazz electric furnace
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Canary Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Canary Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
amber site
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
multi-colored metal public bath
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
flatulent white house filthpig
  06/30/25
tcr
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
just jump
At-the-ready cracking range
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
...
electric toaster
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Titillating sepia lodge striped hyena
  06/30/25
wow
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
transparent cruise ship
  06/30/25
JFC man
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Aromatic brilliant hissy fit
  06/30/25
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At-the-ready cracking range
  06/30/25
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confused chrome laser beams police squad
  06/30/25
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Appetizing slate love of her life
  06/30/25
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Floppy alcoholic messiness church
  06/30/25
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Khaki Stage Gunner
  06/30/25
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multi-colored metal public bath
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
flatulent white house filthpig
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Thirsty cocky field personal credit line
  06/30/25
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Narrow-minded bistre gas station
  07/01/25
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Amethyst sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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Charismatic therapy
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Indecent arousing national
  07/01/25
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hot trip temple
  07/01/25
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Dark black woman
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Sadistic Set Ratface
  06/30/25
bro
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
...
flatulent white house filthpig
  06/30/25
lol
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
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yapping church building yarmulke
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Galvanic free-loading stag film
  06/30/25
jfc
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
well-lubricated marvelous pozpig crackhouse
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Floppy alcoholic messiness church
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Khaki Stage Gunner
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Galvanic free-loading stag film
  07/01/25
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poppy razzmatazz electric furnace
  07/01/25
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Khaki Stage Gunner
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
hot trip temple
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Aquamarine state elastic band
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
vigorous vermilion hominid
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
twisted deer antler nursing home
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
confused chrome laser beams police squad
  06/30/25
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twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/01/25
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magenta kitchen
  07/01/25
lol
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
...
At-the-ready cracking range
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Chocolate Pea-brained Idiot Karate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
infuriating corner philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Vivacious Grizzly Twinkling Uncleanness Ape
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
abnormal obsidian plaza mental disorder
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Violent Fiercely-loyal Haunted Graveyard
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
magenta kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
splenetic locale potus
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/01/25
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twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Amethyst sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
😟
Soul-stirring big-titted spot
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed claret regret
  07/01/25
holy shit
twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
magenta kitchen
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
cerise knife goyim
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
hot trip temple
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button
  07/01/25
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twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
hot trip temple
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
hot trip temple
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Titillating sepia lodge striped hyena
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
startled gaming laptop
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Amethyst sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Exciting voyeur chapel
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/06/25
...
Titillating sepia lodge striped hyena
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
stirring cordovan sanctuary
  07/06/25
...
Khaki Stage Gunner
  07/06/25
lol
lascivious turdskin trailer park
  07/07/25
wow
twisted deer antler nursing home
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Unholy friendly grandma

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating cyan bawdyhouse degenerate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Dark black woman

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Glittery pistol

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sadistic Set Ratface

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone azure becky

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Aromatic brilliant hissy fit

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous pozpig crackhouse

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: sexy travel guidebook

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: confused chrome laser beams police squad

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Appetizing slate love of her life

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Thriller stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: harsh hunting ground locus

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous pozpig crackhouse

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vigorous vermilion hominid

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Appetizing slate love of her life

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: confused chrome laser beams police squad

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: harsh hunting ground locus

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: pink juggernaut

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vengeful office

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: godawful racy space

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: confused chrome laser beams police squad

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: vengeful office

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Unholy friendly grandma

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: confused chrome laser beams police squad

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vigorous vermilion hominid

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Spectacular frisky abode nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Thirsty cocky field personal credit line

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Canary Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: poppy razzmatazz electric furnace

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Canary Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Canary Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: amber site

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored metal public bath

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: flatulent white house filthpig

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking range

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: electric toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Titillating sepia lodge striped hyena

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: transparent cruise ship

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic brilliant hissy fit

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: confused chrome laser beams police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Appetizing slate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic messiness church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Khaki Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: multi-colored metal public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: flatulent white house filthpig

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Thirsty cocky field personal credit line

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Narrow-minded bistre gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Indecent arousing national

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: hot trip temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Dark black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sadistic Set Ratface

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: flatulent white house filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: yapping church building yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Galvanic free-loading stag film

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated marvelous pozpig crackhouse

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy alcoholic messiness church

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Khaki Stage Gunner

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Galvanic free-loading stag film

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: poppy razzmatazz electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Khaki Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: hot trip temple

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine state elastic band

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous vermilion hominid

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: confused chrome laser beams police squad

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: magenta kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready cracking range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Chocolate Pea-brained Idiot Karate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: infuriating corner philosopher-king

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Grizzly Twinkling Uncleanness Ape

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: abnormal obsidian plaza mental disorder

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Violent Fiercely-loyal Haunted Graveyard

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: magenta kitchen

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: splenetic locale potus

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted spot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: magenta kitchen

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cerise knife goyim

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: hot trip temple

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: hot trip temple

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: hot trip temple

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Titillating sepia lodge striped hyena

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Hairraiser Parlour Factory Reset Button

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: startled gaming laptop

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Amethyst sneaky criminal

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Exciting voyeur chapel

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Titillating sepia lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: stirring cordovan sanctuary

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Khaki Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: twisted deer antler nursing home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)