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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Saffron razzle-dazzle legend den
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
flesh outnumbered pervert multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
abnormal vermilion international law enforcement agency place of business
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
tan irradiated senate organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
out-of-control salmon school marketing idea
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
greedy weed whacker coffee pot
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Hyperventilating Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
aquamarine brunch
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
sadistic heady tanning salon
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Cream fluffy useless brakes set
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Cerebral Gay Point Depressive
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
titillating sex offender
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Drab odious parlor mental disorder
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
flushed indirect expression state
  06/30/25
cr
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
sadistic heady tanning salon
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Lascivious domesticated field private investor
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
titillating sex offender
  06/30/25
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Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Cerebral Gay Point Depressive
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
flushed indirect expression state
  06/30/25
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bearded opaque mother
  07/01/25
*bussy
Poppy jew university
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
greedy weed whacker coffee pot
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Puce crusty area main people
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Ivory toaster
  06/30/25
fuck
Cerebral Gay Point Depressive
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Puce crusty area main people
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Saffron razzle-dazzle legend den
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Cerebral Gay Point Depressive
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Lascivious domesticated field private investor
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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nudist hairless background story casino
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Effete windowlicker
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Orchid Tattoo
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Avocado Dog Poop
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Orchid Tattoo
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Orchid Tattoo
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
swashbuckling quadroon
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
mustard hissy fit
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Bossy Site
  06/30/25
tcr
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
just jump
Rebellious sneaky criminal potus
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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Primrose Vivacious Ceo People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Multi-colored chocolate pit jap
  06/30/25
wow
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cracking thirsty stag film
  06/30/25
JFC man
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
aquamarine brunch
  06/30/25
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Rebellious sneaky criminal potus
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Gay Point Depressive
  06/30/25
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titillating sex offender
  06/30/25
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Indigo hairraiser shrine messiness
  06/30/25
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Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry
  06/30/25
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mustard hissy fit
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Bossy Site
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Effete windowlicker
  06/30/25
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Histrionic Bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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bearded opaque mother
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line
  07/01/25
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abnormal vermilion international law enforcement agency place of business
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
out-of-control salmon school marketing idea
  06/30/25
bro
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
...
Bossy Site
  06/30/25
lol
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
...
Adventurous white property
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
marvelous halford hell
  06/30/25
jfc
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
sadistic heady tanning salon
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Indigo hairraiser shrine messiness
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
marvelous halford hell
  07/01/25
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Avocado Dog Poop
  07/01/25
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Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
dead contagious kitty orchestra pit
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Lascivious domesticated field private investor
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Cerebral Gay Point Depressive
  06/30/25
...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
Mischievous razzle step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
lol
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
...
Rebellious sneaky criminal potus
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Ruddy appetizing fanboi
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Flickering sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
bonkers knife
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
twisted degenerate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Know-it-all Abode
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Mischievous razzle step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Stirring space hominid
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/01/25
...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
bearded opaque mother
  07/01/25
😟
honey-headed gas station incel
  07/01/25
...
Drunken Smoky Pisswyrm Ratface
  07/01/25
holy shit
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Mischievous razzle step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
fiercely-loyal bull headed double fault garrison
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
greedy weed whacker coffee pot
  07/01/25
...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Multi-colored chocolate pit jap
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
greedy weed whacker coffee pot
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
maniacal submissive gay wizard library
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
bearded opaque mother
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Coiffed soul-stirring athletic conference nowag
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/06/25
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Multi-colored chocolate pit jap
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
glittery coral sound barrier
  07/06/25
...
Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry
  07/06/25
lol
Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin
  07/07/25
wow
disgusting range mad cow disease
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle legend den

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: flesh outnumbered pervert multi-billionaire

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: abnormal vermilion international law enforcement agency place of business

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: tan irradiated senate organic girlfriend

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: out-of-control salmon school marketing idea

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: greedy weed whacker coffee pot

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Ticket Booth

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: aquamarine brunch

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sadistic heady tanning salon

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Cream fluffy useless brakes set

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Point Depressive

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: titillating sex offender

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Drab odious parlor mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: flushed indirect expression state

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sadistic heady tanning salon

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Lascivious domesticated field private investor

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: titillating sex offender

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Point Depressive

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flushed indirect expression state

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bearded opaque mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Poppy jew university

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: greedy weed whacker coffee pot

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Puce crusty area main people

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Ivory toaster

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Point Depressive

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Puce crusty area main people

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle legend den

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Point Depressive

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Lascivious domesticated field private investor

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: nudist hairless background story casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Effete windowlicker

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Orchid Tattoo

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Avocado Dog Poop

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Orchid Tattoo

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Orchid Tattoo

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling quadroon

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: mustard hissy fit

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bossy Site

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Rebellious sneaky criminal potus

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Primrose Vivacious Ceo People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored chocolate pit jap

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cracking thirsty stag film

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aquamarine brunch

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rebellious sneaky criminal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Point Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: titillating sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Indigo hairraiser shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: mustard hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bossy Site

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Effete windowlicker

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Histrionic Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bearded opaque mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant yellow genital piercing resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: blue razzmatazz azn karate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: abnormal vermilion international law enforcement agency place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: out-of-control salmon school marketing idea

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bossy Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Adventurous white property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: marvelous halford hell

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: sadistic heady tanning salon

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Indigo hairraiser shrine messiness

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: marvelous halford hell

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Avocado Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: dead contagious kitty orchestra pit

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Lascivious domesticated field private investor

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Gay Point Depressive

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Mischievous razzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Rebellious sneaky criminal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Ruddy appetizing fanboi

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Flickering sweet tailpipe sanctuary

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: bonkers knife

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: twisted degenerate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Know-it-all Abode

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mischievous razzle step-uncle's house

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Stirring space hominid

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bearded opaque mother

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: honey-headed gas station incel

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Drunken Smoky Pisswyrm Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mischievous razzle step-uncle's house

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bull headed double fault garrison

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: greedy weed whacker coffee pot

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: laughsome slap-happy cruise ship personal credit line

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored chocolate pit jap

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: greedy weed whacker coffee pot

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: maniacal submissive gay wizard library

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bearded opaque mother

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Coiffed soul-stirring athletic conference nowag

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored chocolate pit jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: glittery coral sound barrier

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone spot dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Arrogant Crackhouse Cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: disgusting range mad cow disease

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)