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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
gaped senate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Contagious autistic ratface
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Cerise Wonderful Coldplay Fan Location
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
coral histrionic alpha
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Dead tanning salon hunting ground
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
high-end topaz station philosopher-king
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Territorial Big Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
flushed ticket booth
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Sticky sandwich
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
excitant karate wagecucks
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
learning disabled submissive pervert house
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Impressive community account
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bat-shit-crazy stage masturbator
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Purple Unhinged Brunch Nibblets
  06/30/25
cr
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Sticky sandwich
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Bearded Trailer Park Double Fault
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Impressive community account
  06/30/25
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bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
learning disabled submissive pervert house
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Purple Unhinged Brunch Nibblets
  06/30/25
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Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor
  07/01/25
*bussy
charismatic fighting faggot firefighter native
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
high-end topaz station philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
abusive home dingle berry
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Sadistic onyx immigrant abode
  06/30/25
fuck
learning disabled submissive pervert house
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
abusive home dingle berry
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
gaped senate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
learning disabled submissive pervert house
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Bearded Trailer Park Double Fault
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
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adventurous giraffe wrinkle
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Electric mental disorder
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
curious clown
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
white headpube
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
curious clown
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
curious clown
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
gay stead
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Harsh appetizing school patrolman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
comical rough-skinned messiness partner
  06/30/25
tcr
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
just jump
Shimmering soul-stirring place of business
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
...
twinkling plaza ceo
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
aphrodisiac french sanctuary love of her life
  06/30/25
wow
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Bateful Mentally Impaired National Security Agency
  06/30/25
JFC man
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
flushed ticket booth
  06/30/25
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Shimmering soul-stirring place of business
  06/30/25
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learning disabled submissive pervert house
  06/30/25
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Impressive community account
  06/30/25
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Painfully Honest Striped Hyena Rehab
  06/30/25
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Nubile pink selfie trump supporter
  06/30/25
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Harsh appetizing school patrolman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
comical rough-skinned messiness partner
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Electric mental disorder
  06/30/25
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judgmental genital piercing
  07/01/25
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Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor
  07/01/25
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Disgusting national
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
mind-boggling peach incel
  07/01/25
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Motley base
  07/01/25
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Cerise Wonderful Coldplay Fan Location
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Dead tanning salon hunting ground
  06/30/25
bro
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
...
comical rough-skinned messiness partner
  06/30/25
lol
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
...
hairraiser puce church
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
chest-beating den
  06/30/25
jfc
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Sticky sandwich
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Painfully Honest Striped Hyena Rehab
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Nubile pink selfie trump supporter
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
chest-beating den
  07/01/25
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white headpube
  07/01/25
...
Nubile pink selfie trump supporter
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Motley base
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Startling bronze black woman
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Bearded Trailer Park Double Fault
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Dun insane ape
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
learning disabled submissive pervert house
  06/30/25
...
Dun insane ape
  07/01/25
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Misunderstood razzmatazz address french chef
  07/01/25
lol
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
...
Shimmering soul-stirring place of business
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
tan indirect expression heaven
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
balding corner
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Slimy haunting generalized bond gunner
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Vibrant black piazza therapy
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
180 avocado crotch
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Misunderstood razzmatazz address french chef
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
marvelous primrose cuckold
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Dun insane ape
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/01/25
...
Dun insane ape
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor
  07/01/25
😟
talented hell
  07/01/25
...
poppy shivering multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
holy shit
Dun insane ape
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Misunderstood razzmatazz address french chef
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Geriatric Chestnut Gas Station Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Motley base
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
high-end topaz station philosopher-king
  07/01/25
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Dun insane ape
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Motley base
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Motley base
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
aphrodisiac french sanctuary love of her life
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
high-end topaz station philosopher-king
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Dun insane ape
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Henna godawful half-breed mexican
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Lake theater stage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Dun insane ape
  07/06/25
...
aphrodisiac french sanctuary love of her life
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
maize roast beef
  07/06/25
...
Nubile pink selfie trump supporter
  07/06/25
lol
bright galvanic filthpig milk
  07/07/25
wow
Dun insane ape
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Dun insane ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: gaped senate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Contagious autistic ratface

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cerise Wonderful Coldplay Fan Location

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: coral histrionic alpha

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dead tanning salon hunting ground

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: high-end topaz station philosopher-king

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Territorial Big Antidepressant Drug

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: flushed ticket booth

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Sticky sandwich

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: excitant karate wagecucks

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: learning disabled submissive pervert house

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Impressive community account

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy stage masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Purple Unhinged Brunch Nibblets

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sticky sandwich

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bearded Trailer Park Double Fault

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Impressive community account

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: learning disabled submissive pervert house

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Purple Unhinged Brunch Nibblets

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: charismatic fighting faggot firefighter native

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: high-end topaz station philosopher-king

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: abusive home dingle berry

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Sadistic onyx immigrant abode

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: learning disabled submissive pervert house

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: abusive home dingle berry

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: gaped senate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: learning disabled submissive pervert house

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Bearded Trailer Park Double Fault

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: adventurous giraffe wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Electric mental disorder

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: curious clown

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: white headpube

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: curious clown

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: curious clown

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: gay stead

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Harsh appetizing school patrolman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: comical rough-skinned messiness partner

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring place of business

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: twinkling plaza ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac french sanctuary love of her life

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Bateful Mentally Impaired National Security Agency

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: flushed ticket booth

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: learning disabled submissive pervert house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Impressive community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Striped Hyena Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Nubile pink selfie trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Harsh appetizing school patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: comical rough-skinned messiness partner

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Electric mental disorder

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: judgmental genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Disgusting national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling peach incel

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Motley base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cerise Wonderful Coldplay Fan Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dead tanning salon hunting ground

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: comical rough-skinned messiness partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hairraiser puce church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: chest-beating den

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Sticky sandwich

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Striped Hyena Rehab

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Nubile pink selfie trump supporter

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: chest-beating den

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: white headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Nubile pink selfie trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Motley base

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Startling bronze black woman

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Bearded Trailer Park Double Fault

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: learning disabled submissive pervert house

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Dun insane ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood razzmatazz address french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: tan indirect expression heaven

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: balding corner

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Slimy haunting generalized bond gunner

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Vibrant black piazza therapy

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: 180 avocado crotch

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood razzmatazz address french chef

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: marvelous primrose cuckold

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Dun insane ape

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Dun insane ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: talented hell

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: poppy shivering multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood razzmatazz address french chef

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Geriatric Chestnut Gas Station Skinny Woman

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Motley base

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: high-end topaz station philosopher-king

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Dun insane ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Motley base

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Motley base

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac french sanctuary love of her life

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: high-end topaz station philosopher-king

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Henna godawful half-breed mexican

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Supple Cheese-eating Fortuitous Meteor

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lake theater stage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac french sanctuary love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: maize roast beef

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Nubile pink selfie trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bright galvanic filthpig milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Dun insane ape

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)