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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
lol
Plum vengeful deer antler
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Idiotic Native
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
Plum vengeful deer antler
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Idiotic Native
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Idiotic Native
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Idiotic Native
  07/01/09
thansk
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
...
Arousing pearly organic girlfriend chapel
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
razzmatazz mental disorder
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
Puce business firm legend
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
nofapping nibblets
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Adulterous sinister private investor
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
lascivious property milk
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
Elite genital piercing
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
Jet-lagged Hairy Legs
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
Fear-inspiring saffron theatre marketing idea
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
narrow-minded disrespectful famous landscape painting
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
Olive meetinghouse sandwich
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
Concupiscible parlour halford
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
mischievous pontificating indian lodge hissy fit
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
peach queen of the night
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
impressive stead shitlib
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
...
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
...
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
bateful milky incel rigor
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
Concupiscible parlour halford
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
no
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
iridescent alcoholic site athletic conference
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
maniacal giraffe doctorate
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Mentally Impaired Pit
  07/01/09
Great thread.
walnut stag film
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
Exhilarant Slimy Roommate Bbw
  07/01/09
this is good work.
Jet-lagged Hairy Legs
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
Jet-lagged Hairy Legs
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
Jet-lagged Hairy Legs
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
Jet-lagged Hairy Legs
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
...
Useless antidepressant drug brethren
  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
Crimson cheese-eating lodge
  07/01/09
thanks?
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
A+ thread
Fragrant toaster hall
  07/01/09
great flame
Mauve boyish sanctuary
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
Crawly Dashing Gas Station
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
Fighting beady-eyed den partner
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
Onyx cruise ship karate
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
Fear-inspiring saffron theatre marketing idea
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
how romantic
Onyx cruise ship karate
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
aqua slap-happy church building
  07/01/09
dont think she did
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
Curious Institution
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
charismatic stage cuck
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
charismatic stage cuck
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
charismatic stage cuck
  07/01/09
...
charismatic stage cuck
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
wine wonderful dilemma french chef
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
chest-beating ungodly hominid old irish cottage
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
laughsome internal respiration
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
Shaky Fiercely-loyal Spot
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
Contagious regret
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/02/09
it's trash
Shaky Fiercely-loyal Spot
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
Pale macaca area
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
Plum vengeful deer antler
  07/02/09
......maybe...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
Pale macaca area
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
Plum vengeful deer antler
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
Self-absorbed thriller tanning salon
  07/02/09
i will do that
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
Sepia stage candlestick maker
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
electric splenetic electric furnace
  07/06/09
156
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
electric splenetic electric furnace
  07/06/09
120
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
Plum vengeful deer antler
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Heady Painfully Honest Bawdyhouse Affirmative Action
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
bright ape crotch
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
Grizzly Liquid Oxygen Jewess
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Adulterous sinister private investor
  07/06/09
yeah?
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Adulterous sinister private investor
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Adulterous sinister private investor
  07/06/09
oh fuck
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
swollen excitant reading party market
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
Grizzly Liquid Oxygen Jewess
  07/07/09
...
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Adulterous sinister private investor
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
unhinged clear persian fanboi
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Adulterous sinister private investor
  07/09/09
...
Contagious regret
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
Emerald juggernaut
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
coiffed abusive kitty cat
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
galvanic deranged water buffalo dragon
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
swollen excitant reading party market
  11/10/10
so what happened???
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  11/10/10
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Plum vengeful deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Idiotic Native

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Plum vengeful deer antler

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Idiotic Native

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Idiotic Native

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Idiotic Native

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Arousing pearly organic girlfriend chapel

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz mental disorder

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Puce business firm legend

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: nofapping nibblets

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Adulterous sinister private investor

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: lascivious property milk

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: Elite genital piercing

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairy Legs

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring saffron theatre marketing idea

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded disrespectful famous landscape painting

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: Olive meetinghouse sandwich

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlour halford

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: mischievous pontificating indian lodge hissy fit

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: peach queen of the night

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: impressive stead shitlib

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: bateful milky incel rigor

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlour halford

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: iridescent alcoholic site athletic conference

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: maniacal giraffe doctorate

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Pit

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: walnut stag film

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant Slimy Roommate Bbw

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairy Legs

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairy Legs

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairy Legs

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hairy Legs

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Useless antidepressant drug brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Crimson cheese-eating lodge

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Fragrant toaster hall

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Mauve boyish sanctuary

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Crawly Dashing Gas Station

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Fighting beady-eyed den partner

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Onyx cruise ship karate

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring saffron theatre marketing idea

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Onyx cruise ship karate

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: aqua slap-happy church building

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Curious Institution

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: charismatic stage cuck

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: charismatic stage cuck

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: charismatic stage cuck

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: charismatic stage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: wine wonderful dilemma french chef

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: chest-beating ungodly hominid old irish cottage

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: laughsome internal respiration

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Shaky Fiercely-loyal Spot

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Contagious regret

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Shaky Fiercely-loyal Spot

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Pale macaca area

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Plum vengeful deer antler

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Pale macaca area

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: Plum vengeful deer antler

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed thriller tanning salon

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Sepia stage candlestick maker

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Exciting school cafeteria ladyboy

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: electric splenetic electric furnace

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: electric splenetic electric furnace

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Plum vengeful deer antler

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Heady Painfully Honest Bawdyhouse Affirmative Action

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: bright ape crotch

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Grizzly Liquid Oxygen Jewess

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Adulterous sinister private investor

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Adulterous sinister private investor

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Adulterous sinister private investor

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Grizzly Liquid Oxygen Jewess

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Adulterous sinister private investor

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: unhinged clear persian fanboi

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Adulterous sinister private investor

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Contagious regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Emerald juggernaut

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: coiffed abusive kitty cat

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: galvanic deranged water buffalo dragon

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: swollen excitant reading party market

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Vermilion Heaven

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)