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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
comical sable corn cake
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
indigo idea he suggested
  03/02/24
...
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Slap-happy Self-absorbed Dilemma Useless Brakes
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
comical sable corn cake
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Slap-happy Self-absorbed Dilemma Useless Brakes
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
comical sable corn cake
  03/02/24
lmao
Charcoal travel guidebook
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
hot quadroon place of business
  03/03/24
...
idiotic stubborn hospital
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
lemon nowag
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
grizzly chapel
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
grizzly chapel
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
sapphire jewess library
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
infuriating house scourge upon the earth
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
odious twisted sandwich crackhouse
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Maize Lodge Pocket Flask
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
swollen roommate stage
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
razzle-dazzle narrow-minded cruise ship
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Insanely Creepy Set Therapy
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Confused rusted laser beams
  03/02/24
...
high-end bonkers den boltzmann
  03/02/24
...
Thirsty Coral Mexican Multi-billionaire
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
high-end bonkers den boltzmann
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Irradiated Voyeur Private Investor
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Irradiated Voyeur Private Investor
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Jet famous landscape painting
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Slap-happy Self-absorbed Dilemma Useless Brakes
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Navy trip church
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
beta stage cuckoldry
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Glittery magenta striped hyena
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Sticky iridescent point goyim
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Maize Lodge Pocket Flask
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
infuriating house scourge upon the earth
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Insanely Creepy Set Therapy
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
sapphire jewess library
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Insanely Creepy Set Therapy
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
razzle-dazzle narrow-minded cruise ship
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
floppy twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Outnumbered razzmatazz masturbator range
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
grizzly chapel
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
lemon nowag
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Titillating Smoky Gaming Laptop
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Aphrodisiac judgmental black woman
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Aphrodisiac judgmental black woman
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
sapphire jewess library
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
mind-boggling turdskin site
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Insanely Creepy Set Therapy
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Insanely Creepy Set Therapy
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
milky wagecucks
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
histrionic stead
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
adulterous orchestra pit
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
violent sanctuary
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: comical sable corn cake

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: indigo idea he suggested

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: big factory reset button box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy Self-absorbed Dilemma Useless Brakes

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: comical sable corn cake

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Self-absorbed Dilemma Useless Brakes

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: comical sable corn cake

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Charcoal travel guidebook

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: hot quadroon place of business

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: idiotic stubborn hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: lemon nowag

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: grizzly chapel

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: grizzly chapel

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: sapphire jewess library

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: infuriating house scourge upon the earth

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: odious twisted sandwich crackhouse

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Maize Lodge Pocket Flask

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: swollen roommate stage

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle narrow-minded cruise ship

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Set Therapy

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Confused rusted laser beams

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: high-end bonkers den boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Thirsty Coral Mexican Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: high-end bonkers den boltzmann

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Coral Mexican Multi-billionaire

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Charcoal travel guidebook



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Jade hairraiser rigor cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Dashing chad incel

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Voyeur Private Investor

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Voyeur Private Investor

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Jet famous landscape painting

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy Self-absorbed Dilemma Useless Brakes

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Navy trip church

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: beta stage cuckoldry

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Glittery magenta striped hyena

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Sticky iridescent point goyim

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Maize Lodge Pocket Flask

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: infuriating house scourge upon the earth

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Set Therapy

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: sapphire jewess library

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Set Therapy

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Vibrant soggy hunting ground hominid

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Titillating Smoky Gaming Laptop

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle narrow-minded cruise ship

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Ebony Aromatic School Cafeteria

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: silver frozen fortuitous meteor bawdyhouse

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Pink magical messiness half-breed

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: adventurous hell windowlicker

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Titillating Smoky Gaming Laptop

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: amber swashbuckling address fat ankles

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: stimulating digit ratio tattoo

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: floppy twinkling uncleanness

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz masturbator range

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: grizzly chapel

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: lemon nowag

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating Smoky Gaming Laptop

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac judgmental black woman

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac judgmental black woman

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Spectacular cerise office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: sapphire jewess library

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin site

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Set Therapy

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Set Therapy

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: swollen roommate stage

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac judgmental black woman

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: arousing stag film

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: idiotic stubborn hospital



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Ivory Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Slate lay weed whacker



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Maize Lodge Pocket Flask

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: milky wagecucks

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: violent sanctuary



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Vigorous heaven bbw

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: big factory reset button box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: milky wagecucks

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling turdskin site

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: histrionic stead

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: amber swashbuckling address fat ankles

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz masturbator range

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: violent sanctuary

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: infuriating house scourge upon the earth

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: racy preventive strike elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Crawly Well-lubricated Public Bath Psychic



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Buff drunken school



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular cerise office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: hyperactive lascivious crotch gas station

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Maize Lodge Pocket Flask

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: milky wagecucks

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: motley sickened feces

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: infuriating house scourge upon the earth

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Charismatic State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Sick Fragrant Puppy Idiot

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: big factory reset button box office

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular cerise office faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Naked property depressive

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: exciting rehab boistinker



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: territorial laughsome skinny woman resort

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: gold splenetic halford

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: sapphire jewess library



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: adulterous orchestra pit

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible spot

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Ivory Nursing Home

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Lavender Cerebral University

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Vigorous heaven bbw

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac judgmental black woman

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: exhilarant violet azn shrine

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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