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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl
Territorial legal warrant dingle berry
  07/16/26
If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replac...
Sienna Sandwich
  07/16/26
I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
you might want to do just for men gel also I realize why...
orchid sick bawdyhouse
  07/16/26
Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
you have gay voice iirc
Cerebral internet-worthy den hissy fit
  07/17/26
lol
Gay Wagecucks
  07/17/26
Why does EVERYONE say that??
balding home immigrant
  07/17/26
...
cowgod
  07/21/26
looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i ...
Apoplectic meetinghouse
  07/16/26
This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from ...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.
Gay Wagecucks
  07/16/26
ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those...
erotic queen of the night
  07/16/26
it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shor...
erotic queen of the night
  07/16/26
Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's short...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?
french jew
  07/16/26
I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
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Comical fanboi faggot firefighter
  07/16/26
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Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/16/26
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White depressive azn
  07/16/26
The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 18...
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/16/26
...
Adventurous Hell Jap
  07/16/26
...
Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy
  07/16/26
it was only subtle because his head is so tiny
orchid sick bawdyhouse
  07/16/26
seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts
sapphire glittery keepsake machete fat ankles
  07/16/26
...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
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Iridescent son of senegal clown
  07/17/26
Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too ...
Sienna Sandwich
  07/16/26
I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
It is objectively healthier. We're conditioned to look at ...
Sienna Sandwich
  07/16/26
That's top .01% for his age.
White depressive azn
  07/16/26
You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should ...
aphrodisiac doctorate indian lodge
  07/16/26
ty
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
are you not constantly reminded of that while going about yo...
Comical fanboi faggot firefighter
  07/16/26
If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology
floppy tan pistol scourge upon the earth
  07/16/26
for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.
orchid sick bawdyhouse
  07/16/26
if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, b...
self-centered corner
  07/16/26
An apology for the censorship
exciting round eye macaca
  07/16/26
Worthless pic without that COCK
exciting round eye macaca
  07/16/26
zoom in for a free gift breh
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
Ily
exciting round eye macaca
  07/16/26
Show us your COCK
heady brilliant cuck
  07/16/26
...
exciting round eye macaca
  07/16/26
Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discus...
Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy
  07/16/26
...
heady brilliant cuck
  07/17/26
(Lacks attention to detail)
Wonderful candlestick maker spot
  07/16/26
...
Iridescent son of senegal clown
  07/17/26
...
heady brilliant cuck
  07/17/26
...
spectacular station dysfunction
  07/17/26
(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)
spectacular station dysfunction
  07/17/26
Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do...
Lascivious reading party church
  07/16/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exerc...
hilarious overrated water buffalo
  07/16/26
ty. it's right there ^^
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/16/26
It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/16/26
Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of dis...
Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy
  07/16/26
No LOL holy shit. https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/David...
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/16/26
A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a l...
Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy
  07/16/26
I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! Wha...
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/16/26
this is what libs took from you probably ~50% of my profs...
erotic queen of the night
  07/17/26
Rofl 180
White depressive azn
  07/16/26
Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you ...
Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy
  07/16/26
...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
EPAH is a god tier poaster
Wonderful candlestick maker spot
  07/16/26
I want to hate him so bad
Vivacious friendly grandma becky
  07/16/26
...
heady brilliant cuck
  07/17/26
How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hi...
balding home immigrant
  07/16/26
Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 ti...
Rose stead boltzmann
  07/16/26
I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies
Wonderful candlestick maker spot
  07/17/26
gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the be...
splenetic copper partner potus
  07/17/26
Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.&rdquo...
chestnut beady-eyed pocket flask hospital
  07/17/26
...
splenetic copper partner potus
  07/17/26
Median 70 year old looks younger than you Tattoos are a d...
fantasy-prone walnut boistinker parlour
  07/17/26
It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it...
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/17/26
No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness
Provocative Mediation Corn Cake
  07/17/26
...
Irate Know-it-all Internal Respiration Tanning Salon
  07/17/26
A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the cr...
Sienna Sandwich
  07/17/26
I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT. I do, h...
Provocative Mediation Corn Cake
  07/17/26
(seething quotemo)
Cordovan costumed kitchen
  07/17/26
haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking ...
erotic queen of the night
  07/17/26
...
submissive travel guidebook native
  07/17/26
...
Provocative Mediation Corn Cake
  07/17/26
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valar vettiri morghulis
  07/21/26
https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y OP otoh shaves his chest, has stu...
sol rosenberg
  07/23/26
OP is Jerome Powell
geriatric marvelous locale
  07/17/26
you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.
talented set ceo
  07/17/26
he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in sa...
Embarrassed To The Bone Bisexual Electric Furnace
  07/17/26
the "vertical crust"
erotic queen of the night
  07/17/26
that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. ha...
White depressive azn
  07/17/26
nah this dood's work is 180
Embarrassed To The Bone Bisexual Electric Furnace
  07/17/26
Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer c...
Diverse impressive garrison
  07/17/26
I apologize, okay?
balding home immigrant
  07/17/26
whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you...
Bateful confused useless brakes
  07/17/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
balding home immigrant
  07/17/26
it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.
Gay Wagecucks
  07/17/26
Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk ...
balding home immigrant
  07/17/26
We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.
Gay Wagecucks
  07/17/26
Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur....
balding home immigrant
  07/17/26
Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.
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  07/20/26
have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? d...
Kenneth Play
  07/21/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last...
Wildberries Mercer
  07/21/26
I will never age. I will never "get old."
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/21/26
You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I&rsquo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/21/26
Just noticed this thread and was going to say this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/21/26
I’ll post an update at 59
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/21/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the a...
,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...
  07/22/26
Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/22/26
Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice t...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/22/26
LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair ...
Mictecacihuatl
  07/24/26
very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on...
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  07/23/26
I really like it here. 🐶
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post
nude litigator
  07/23/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><>...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/23/26
Bombs Over Baghdad I also remember him insisting he did...
semenacre
  07/24/26
I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleac...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/26
Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  07/24/26
Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/26
I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and b...
semenacre
  07/24/26
...
nude litigator
  07/24/26
somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about ...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/24/26
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe9GZR...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/24/26
do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa
Nude Karlstack
  07/24/26
lol, it had worked for me originally
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/25/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004809)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Territorial legal warrant dingle berry

You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004812)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Sienna Sandwich

If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replacement dosage. The traps & delts easily give it way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004848)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004868)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: orchid sick bawdyhouse

you might want to do just for men gel

also I realize why you vote democrat, married a black woman, and post nudes for men on a nearly men only-chat blog.

YOU'RE A self-loathing FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005240)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if you want the unredacted version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005290)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Cerebral internet-worthy den hissy fit

you have gay voice iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007403)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Gay Wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007411)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

Why does EVERYONE say that??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007412)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse

looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i guess women of a certain disposition like them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004814)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from AM to lure her over a couple weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004874)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Gay Wagecucks

I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004818)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: erotic queen of the night

ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those shorts brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004819)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: erotic queen of the night

it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shorts. carry on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004822)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's shorts is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004864)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: french jew

why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004824)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004867)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Comical fanboi faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004886)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004923)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: White depressive azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004969)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004934)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Adventurous Hell Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004942)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005190)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: orchid sick bawdyhouse

it was only subtle because his head is so tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005243)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: sapphire glittery keepsake machete fat ankles

seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004825)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: balding home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004880)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Iridescent son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005659)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Sienna Sandwich

Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too much cardio & too little gym.

TBF, I've dropped weight as I've gotten older. Apparently, maintaining a higher bodyweight & setting PRs is quite different in your 40s than in your 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004846)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor" said it's not good for one's heart to be unnaturally big, so I've stopped force-feeding myself to stay big. Down to like 195 or so now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Sienna Sandwich

It is objectively healthier.

We're conditioned to look at IFBB pros and consider NPC guys to be "normal." The Frank Zanes will live much longer & healthier than the Nassar El Sonbatys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004912)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: White depressive azn

That's top .01% for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004983)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac doctorate indian lodge

You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should start watching what I eat and occasionally go to the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004854)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004879)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Comical fanboi faggot firefighter

are you not constantly reminded of that while going about your everyday life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004892)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: floppy tan pistol scourge upon the earth

If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004871)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: orchid sick bawdyhouse

for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005242)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: self-centered corner

if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, but credit for whatever your stack is, however your face looks 60, maybe put more effort into moisturizing or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004878)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: exciting round eye macaca

An apology for the censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004901)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: exciting round eye macaca

Worthless pic without that COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004895)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

zoom in for a free gift breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004903)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: exciting round eye macaca

Ily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004906)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: heady brilliant cuck

Show us your COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004902)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: exciting round eye macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004910)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy

Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discuss your lack of attention to detail. Our cleints expect more from us

Thx

Thank,

Terminally Stressed Out Service Partner About to Take It Out On You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004957)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: heady brilliant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005781)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Wonderful candlestick maker spot

(Lacks attention to detail)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005303)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Iridescent son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005660)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: heady brilliant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005665)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: spectacular station dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006090)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: spectacular station dysfunction

(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006207)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Lascivious reading party church

Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do you still lift as much as you did 10 years ago? How strict are you keeping track of calories and macros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004926)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004943)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: hilarious overrated water buffalo

Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exercise routines for motivation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004936)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

ty. it's right there ^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004944)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004945)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004948)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004952)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy

Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of disgraced philosophers who got run out of the academy on Me Too grounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004961)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

No LOL holy shit.

https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/DavidBarnettAffair.html

Gonna read all this tomorrow, but LJL at higher ed. Notably this occurred before metoo and it was all about some report be wrote? Jfc.

Gonna read all this tomorrow. Things like this are always a good reminder on why the anti-woke reaction was necessary and how libs wanted us all dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004992)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy

A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a lawyer and had gossiped about how messed up the entire philosophy field was with male profs and TAs hooking up with coeds. If anything, these guys were lucky to get run out ahead of the era of peak woke social media vindictiveness. I’m half surprised no one has tried to take a run at their plastic widget riches. Or maybe they have and their still rolling in it even after settlements with strong NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! What a complete rugpull. All those "Is they ANYTHING I can do for a better grade..." fantasies didn't come from nowhere.

Considering he already had his reputation damaged and extracted a settlement from CU, I would hope he wouldn't even pay a nuisance settlement on principle. Then again I've seen plenty of people do it just to be done with the nightmare. What a crock of shit. Glad this d00d maed it, countless others weren't so lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005028)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: erotic queen of the night

this is what libs took from you

probably ~50% of my profs were married to a former student. This was nbd in the 70s and 80s when they were coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006228)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: White depressive azn

Rofl 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004966)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Deep soul-stirring pit really tough guy

Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you look” hand gesture game for making other poasters look at your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50004973)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: balding home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005291)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Wonderful candlestick maker spot

EPAH is a god tier poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005298)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma becky

I want to hate him so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005308)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: heady brilliant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006232)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hidden” Imgur post in a thread with no more than 25 unique posters? Consuela?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005340)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Rose stead boltzmann

Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 times myself and am about to make it 110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005518)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Wonderful candlestick maker spot

I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006242)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: splenetic copper partner potus

gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the beach has been good for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005581)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: chestnut beady-eyed pocket flask hospital

Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50005618)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: splenetic copper partner potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007425)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fantasy-prone walnut boistinker parlour

Median 70 year old looks younger than you

Tattoos are a disaster too, enjoy those getting ickier (to yourself and everyone else) with each passing year 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it reveals how seething they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006182)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Provocative Mediation Corn Cake

No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006208)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Irate Know-it-all Internal Respiration Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007417)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Sienna Sandwich

A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the critics' own physical superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006212)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Provocative Mediation Corn Cake

I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT.

I do, however, see a lot of really pathetic simping for EPAH from physically and financially inferior lawyers though 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006244)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Cordovan costumed kitchen

(seething quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006250)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: erotic queen of the night

haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking for co counsel on your next class action btw ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006259)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: submissive travel guidebook native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006301)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Provocative Mediation Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006323)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014042)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y

OP otoh shaves his chest, has stupid tattoos and castrates his children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018962)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: geriatric marvelous locale

OP is Jerome Powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006249)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: talented set ceo

you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006274)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bisexual Electric Furnace

he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in san diego is 180 and invented a technique called "vertical restore": https://www.drkaram.com/gallery/?type=before-and-after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006296)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: erotic queen of the night

the "vertical crust"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006311)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: White depressive azn

that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. half of these people look like ghouls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006315)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bisexual Electric Furnace

nah this dood's work is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006326)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Diverse impressive garrison

Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer conduct than what is transpiring here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50006458)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

I apologize, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007398)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Bateful confused useless brakes

whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you take

i exercise regularly, eat clean but can't get rid of lingering visceral fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007401)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

I don't take "vitamins" or "supplements," both of which are likely flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007408)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Gay Wagecucks

it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007415)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk food + IF + IPA + exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007424)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Gay Wagecucks

We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007427)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: balding home immigrant

Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur.com/a/K98aYuA

More than 50% Irish though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50007438)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.


Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013372)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? definitely not celibate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013894)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014634)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wildberries Mercer (Safari)

Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last time you posted a fully nude Pic but despite that I did jack off to your post (on both occasions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50013931)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I will never age. I will never "get old."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014586)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I’d maybe believe 59.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014617)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just noticed this thread and was going to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014720)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ll post an update at 59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014800)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50014848)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: ,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...


i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the agepill. botox, tretinoin, some fillers, dye your hair. makes no sense to stay in good shape and look OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50016048)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay nor a vain woman though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50016141)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 5:24 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50016280)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:11 AM
Author: Mictecacihuatl

LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair and skin care

fillers look awful and can migrate to other places on your face. not worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021190)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on your no drugs/no mones claim.

-when you were much heavier and more muscular years ago XO bros would ask you about your routine and for eating you were always like "oh I gee I dunno, maybe just some health snacks during the day and then whatever chicken and veggies thing the housekeeper makes, I don't think about food!" that aww shucks routine was consistent for years when you would post your mirror selfies but then in this thread you admit to deliberately eating for mass until your doctor told you to knock it off.

-LOL in the past, where you look as yo udo here, you have repeatedly claimed to not shave your arms/stomach/pubes/etc. you either have some kind of rare below the neck alopecia or just another thing you can't cop to.

-you are a good dude but you have a giant ego and always obfuscate, muddle, or straight up BS about anything that casts you in an even slightly negative light. most wouldn't judge you for some juice but you are seeking attention here and for whatever reason prefer to posture as doing this effortlessly, or without 'cheating' (in your mind). riles the haters more! is probably the rationale but it's really just the extra dopamine of the 'this is nothing to me' flex.

-we know you know the power of hormones and you're certainly no stranger to talking to doctors about them.

-plenty of people younger and fitter who are very active daily including shit like surfing and don't maintain that level of rip. there are plenty of sloppy looking people on surfboards everywhere and many of them are working blue collar jobs or working out way more often. you could claim it's just excellent genes but you have also shown pictures of yourself much younger and you're not gifted. at 50, an hour a day of longboard surfing on the extremely chill breaks of waikiki where there are 75 and 10 year olds surfing plus one lifting session a week doesn't produce that kind of lean mass and core development without drugs and mor than maintenance lifting.

-you have and have always had visibly weak wrists and dainty hands, which is often a giveaway when they're not coordinate to a more developed physique.

you ain't fooled me son but understand i don't judge it either. i'll probably be signing up for the same stack when i am your age because i also can't stand to let it go.

and nice cock bro, great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018575)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I really like it here. 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018944)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: nude litigator

I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50019015)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><><> and <><><>eating like shit<><><>

I don't think you've been following closely enough -- for at least 15 years I've complained here about having to forcefeed to keep my weight up.

And I'm sorry to hear that it makes you maf and jelly, but I've never done any supplements other than creatine, or done any drugs or hormones or anything like that. And I just don't have much upper body hair. Plenty of guys don't. I think if you review my ancestry.com report ^^ you'll find a lot of helpful info.

It's probably just a combination of IF and eating only real food. If you look back at beach pics from the 20s and 30s, you'll see that plenty of guys looked like me (except less muscle because lifting wasn't a thing)

But anyway, thank you for the compliment of lean mass and core development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50019598)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: semenacre

Bombs Over Baghdad

I also remember him insisting he didn't eat a lot. Then some ape detective poasted side-by-side pics demonstrating how shaved his forearms at some point between the two. This was in the pre-voluntary outing era when he was posting erect COCK photos to XO and humorlessly feuding with Halford RIP. Lord knows he isn't telling the truth about the Halford stuff. Have to also consider the extremely gay lisp voice's role in all this hmmmmm.

EPAH has become a top 10 content create in XO 2020-2026 and he likes it here, so I give as much grace as I can even though he is perennially full of shit. And consider this is clearly a lifelong <><><>NO MALE FRIENDS<><><> person so that also recommends some tolerance because he doesn't know any better. This is masculine competition for someone like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021166)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleached in the sun: https://imgur.com/a/GeT5ELb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022809)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022823)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Lol, are you new here? See the username in the OP. This is a "burner account" in the same way that "AZN girl feeding her dad bat soup" is a burner account of "AZN girl demanding White Meat Only at Panda Express"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022908)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t look like this”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50018964)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: semenacre

That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and body I have seen in years. The torso of a 25 year old paired with the face of a 60 year old is jarring. Frankly, at that age, I'd take a slightly younger face and just an average body over that package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021167)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: nude litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021469)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about berries: "Doctors HATE him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50021474)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRe9GZRAnxxEb8f1jg-XXmgH6UobRL88tQoOQi2vE0zL-Umii58IJepdfE&s=10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2#50022796)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa

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Date: July 25th, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

lol, it had worked for me originally

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