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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Razzle Internal Respiration
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
vigorous maniacal abode cumskin
  05/30/25
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Territorial Wonderful Trailer Park
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
overrated electric son of senegal
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Rebellious costumed menage rigpig
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Garnet fighting pervert trust fund
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
mewling location
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Garnet fighting pervert trust fund
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Spruce floppy ticket booth telephone
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
lascivious filthpig church building
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Mischievous plaza prole
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Indigo Theater Stage Hunting Ground
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
irradiated school brethren
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
gold pontificating laser beams
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
irradiated school brethren
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Mauve jap principal's office
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Adulterous stead
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Razzle Internal Respiration



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: vigorous maniacal abode cumskin

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Territorial Wonderful Trailer Park



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: overrated electric son of senegal

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Rebellious costumed menage rigpig

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Garnet fighting pervert trust fund

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: mewling location

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Garnet fighting pervert trust fund

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Spruce floppy ticket booth telephone

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: lascivious filthpig church building

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mischievous plaza prole

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Indigo Theater Stage Hunting Ground

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: irradiated school brethren

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: gold pontificating laser beams

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: irradiated school brethren

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Mauve jap principal's office

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Adulterous stead

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)