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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Drunken startled dilemma
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
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flushed church building blood rage
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Odious bat-shit-crazy indian lodge preventive strike
  08/02/25
rip
pungent cerise orchestra pit trump supporter
  08/02/25
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Drunken startled dilemma
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Heady Public Bath Persian
  08/01/25
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lemon hairraiser electric furnace
  08/01/25
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beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
topaz parlor
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Twinkling National Volcanic Crater
  08/01/25
yes
Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple
  08/01/25
?
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Twinkling National Volcanic Crater
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
lemon hairraiser electric furnace
  08/01/25
Sick
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
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Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
plum bat shit crazy hunting ground
  08/02/25
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burgundy stag film
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
pungent cerise orchestra pit trump supporter
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
plum bat shit crazy hunting ground
  08/02/25
Hdy
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
mischievous newt pozpig
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Walnut stage boiling water
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
doobsian center
  08/02/25
Titcr
Galvanic state mexican
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
doobsian center
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Crystalline internal respiration piazza
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
doobsian center
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
chest-beating shimmering alpha
  08/02/25
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Seedy big new version
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
milky antidepressant drug
  08/02/25
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Concupiscible nighttime hairy legs friendly grandma
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Effete supple whorehouse famous landscape painting
  08/02/25
?
beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Aphrodisiac pea-brained box office
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Drunken startled dilemma

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: flushed church building blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Odious bat-shit-crazy indian lodge preventive strike

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: pungent cerise orchestra pit trump supporter

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Drunken startled dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Heady Public Bath Persian

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: lemon hairraiser electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: topaz parlor

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Twinkling National Volcanic Crater

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Twinkling National Volcanic Crater

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: lemon hairraiser electric furnace

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: plum bat shit crazy hunting ground

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: burgundy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive violent cuckoldry temple

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: pungent cerise orchestra pit trump supporter

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: plum bat shit crazy hunting ground

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: mischievous newt pozpig

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Walnut stage boiling water

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: doobsian center

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Galvanic state mexican

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: doobsian center

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Crystalline internal respiration piazza

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: doobsian center

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: chest-beating shimmering alpha

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Seedy big new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: milky antidepressant drug

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible nighttime hairy legs friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Effete supple whorehouse famous landscape painting

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed slate bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pea-brained box office

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)