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Lost a great dating opportunity bc I had to arrive with feces on me (not flame
| frozen diverse address | 10/07/26 |
| The Michigan Portly Also-Ran | 10/07/26 |
| confused rigor chapel | 10/07/26 |
| Rose kitty headpube | 10/07/26 |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: frozen diverse address I’m a true 5’9 and white. Matched with a beautiful Mexican-American chick. We talked for a couple of days and she was one of the only people I’ve ever met who didn’t care about my height. She said 5’9 is perfect because she’s 5’1, very thin, smooth skin and a bright smile. She’s 19 and I’m 40. I’m in great shape with a full head of hair.
We snapped goofy stuff. She was amazed by my dirty stuff. One of the rare occasions I invited someone to dinner instead of drinks (she’s not old enough to drink lol). Her only request was that I don’t stand her up.
I was getting off the train (first mistake) and I looked up in the stairs and there was this homeless maniac at the level above tossing feces which landed square on my face and white polo shirt. I texted her that I would be late and had to change but she told me if I don’t get there she’s going to consider it stood up.
I walked into the restaurant covered in another man’s feces. All over my face, arm (I tried to wipe it) and pants and shoes. She turned on me. Screamed and walked out. I assume she thought I was *involved* in this somehow. Even when you have something good going you’re one mistake from ruining it. |
Date: October 7th, 2026 8:48 PM Author: The Michigan Portly Also-Ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177304) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: confused rigor chapel amazed by my dirty stuff tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177340) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Rose kitty headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177350) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: ferengi hate when this happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177343) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 2:44 AM Author: glittery misunderstood hunting ground elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177789) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Navy Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177345) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Rose kitty headpube Saw a blub about this in the newspaper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177356) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: frozen diverse address Is that newspaper AutoAdmit on X.com? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177451) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 2:06 AM Author: Rose kitty headpube The New York Height Times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177771) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Gay razzle halford athletic conference She screamed when she saw you are actually 5'6 dripping wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177537) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: mahogany telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177538) |
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Date: October 8th, 2026 9:16 AM Author: Yellow hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177983) |