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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Jet startled state
  01/18/26
Ty bb
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
galvanic kitchen
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
based
galvanic kitchen
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
offensive drab dopamine headpube
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Jet startled state
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
Puce sandwich
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Jet startled state
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
Excitant haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
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luis
  01/18/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Passionate Locus
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Passionate Locus
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
?
Passionate Locus
  01/18/26
(fag)
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Passionate Locus
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
cr
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Talented incel
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Vivacious Pisswyrm Office
  01/18/26
💋
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Congrats!
sexy dun forum internal respiration
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
clear ladyboy athletic conference
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Passionate Locus
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
clear ladyboy athletic conference
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
cr
Cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
garnet mind-boggling pozpig
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Fragrant boistinker
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
but will you?
house-broken filthpig
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
garnet mind-boggling pozpig
  01/18/26
...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
amber cruel-hearted bawdyhouse toaster
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
❤️
amber cruel-hearted bawdyhouse toaster
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
Indecent Wine Home Useless Brakes
  01/18/26
...
Wonderful center
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  01/18/26
Congrats
mustard boyish dog poop
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Passionate Locus
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
geriatric glittery fanboi
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
180 you made it
Lemon bat shit crazy stage jew
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
!!!
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Vengeful striped hyena dragon
  01/18/26
congrats
dashing slippery abode reading party
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
translucent space corn cake
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
Crusty Olive Plaza
  01/18/26
When pics
geriatric glittery fanboi
  01/18/26
Congrats
Plum provocative feces
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Plum provocative feces
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Plum provocative feces
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Plum provocative feces
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
chrome thriller regret trust fund
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Demanding hospital
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Demanding hospital
  01/18/26
GAY
Cordovan resort
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
dupa
  01/18/26
...
Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Bateful double fault
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Zombie-like Theater
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
White school cafeteria
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
Cordovan resort
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
pearly indian lodge
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
White school cafeteria
  01/18/26
...
hairraiser address partner
  01/18/26
...
house-broken filthpig
  01/18/26
180 congrats
contagious kitty coldplay fan
  01/18/26
...
outnumbered stage death wish
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
hairraiser address partner
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Submissive garrison dingle berry
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Wonderful center
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
outnumbered stage death wish
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
pungent boltzmann
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
dark generalized bond
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
orchid aromatic degenerate queen of the night
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
laughsome potus selfie
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
arousing coral native
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
norwood ultra
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
FUCK LIBS
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Talk to your kids about time dilation.
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
gibberish (?)
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
lex
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
[deleted by poaster]
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
hank_scorpio
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
zesty
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
dirte
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Jet startled state

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: galvanic kitchen

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: galvanic kitchen

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: offensive drab dopamine headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Jet startled state

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Puce sandwich

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Jet startled state

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Excitant haunted graveyard

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: luis (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Passionate Locus

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Passionate Locus

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Passionate Locus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Passionate Locus

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Talented incel

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Pisswyrm Office

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: sexy dun forum internal respiration

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: clear ladyboy athletic conference

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Passionate Locus

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: clear ladyboy athletic conference

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating gaming laptop

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: garnet mind-boggling pozpig

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Fragrant boistinker

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: house-broken filthpig

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: garnet mind-boggling pozpig

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: amber cruel-hearted bawdyhouse toaster

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: amber cruel-hearted bawdyhouse toaster

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Indecent Wine Home Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Wonderful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: mustard boyish dog poop

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Passionate Locus

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: geriatric glittery fanboi

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Lemon bat shit crazy stage jew

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Vengeful striped hyena dragon

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: dashing slippery abode reading party

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: translucent space corn cake

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Crusty Olive Plaza

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: geriatric glittery fanboi

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Plum provocative feces

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Plum provocative feces

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Plum provocative feces

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Plum provocative feces

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: chrome thriller regret trust fund

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Demanding hospital

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Demanding hospital

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Cordovan resort

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Mentally impaired obsidian university factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Bateful double fault

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Zombie-like Theater

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: White school cafeteria

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Cordovan resort

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: White school cafeteria

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: hairraiser address partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: house-broken filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: contagious kitty coldplay fan

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: outnumbered stage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: hairraiser address partner

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Submissive garrison dingle berry

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Wonderful center

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: outnumbered stage death wish

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: pungent boltzmann

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: dark generalized bond

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: orchid aromatic degenerate queen of the night

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: laughsome potus selfie

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: arousing coral native

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: norwood ultra

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: lex

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster] (my rich inner screens)

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: zesty

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: dirte

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49614165)