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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Irradiated area
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Concupiscible Twinkling Uncleanness Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
plum native blood rage
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
fantasy-prone pisswyrm brunch
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
curious fanboi
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Arousing box office idea he suggested
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
cobalt provocative lay
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Adventurous heaven
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
peach step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
brilliant submissive place of business den
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Opaque trust fund therapy
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Aggressive crackhouse turdskin
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
indigo cerebral indian lodge
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
dun spectacular coldplay fan jew
  06/30/25
cr
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
peach step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
electric honey-headed sound barrier center
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Aggressive crackhouse turdskin
  06/30/25
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jet new version
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Opaque trust fund therapy
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
dun spectacular coldplay fan jew
  06/30/25
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Hilarious Hospital Partner
  07/01/25
*bussy
Naked galvanic site lettuce
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Arousing box office idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Ocher Sex Offender Sandwich
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Blue Kink-friendly Psychic Black Woman
  06/30/25
fuck
Opaque trust fund therapy
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Ocher Sex Offender Sandwich
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Irradiated area
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Opaque trust fund therapy
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
electric honey-headed sound barrier center
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
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Talking claret immigrant knife
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
buff field cuckoldry
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Big Sooty Stag Film Yarmulke
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
diverse gas station shitlib
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Big Sooty Stag Film Yarmulke
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
jet new version
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Big Sooty Stag Film Yarmulke
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
hateful avocado corn cake
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
thriller garrison
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
carmine digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
tcr
jet new version
  07/01/25
just jump
Magenta Wonderful Stage Pervert
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
...
Bossy azn cumskin
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Translucent Mind-boggling Resort Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
wow
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
idiotic marketing idea messiness
  06/30/25
JFC man
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Adventurous heaven
  06/30/25
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Magenta Wonderful Stage Pervert
  06/30/25
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Opaque trust fund therapy
  06/30/25
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Aggressive crackhouse turdskin
  06/30/25
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Slippery Sienna Home
  06/30/25
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Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
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thriller garrison
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
carmine digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
buff field cuckoldry
  06/30/25
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vigorous scourge upon the earth multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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Hilarious Hospital Partner
  07/01/25
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Comical Liquid Oxygen
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
bateful pungent stage
  07/01/25
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lemon faggotry hell
  07/01/25
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plum native blood rage
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
curious fanboi
  06/30/25
bro
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
...
carmine digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol
jet new version
  07/01/25
...
supple ape theater stage
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
burgundy church building
  06/30/25
jfc
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
peach step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Slippery Sienna Home
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
jet new version
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
burgundy church building
  07/01/25
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diverse gas station shitlib
  07/01/25
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Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
lemon faggotry hell
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Greedy Main People Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
electric honey-headed sound barrier center
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Opaque trust fund therapy
  06/30/25
...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/01/25
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exhilarant autistic hominid nursing home
  07/01/25
lol
jet new version
  07/01/25
...
Magenta Wonderful Stage Pervert
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
black stimulating trailer park associate
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
razzle bbw business firm
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Histrionic sick public bath
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
sticky swashbuckling office macaca
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Primrose menage rigpig
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
exhilarant autistic hominid nursing home
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Pink fear-inspiring church
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
jet new version
  07/01/25
...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Hilarious Hospital Partner
  07/01/25
😟
Fighting brindle university really tough guy
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac aqua orchestra pit internal respiration
  07/01/25
holy shit
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
exhilarant autistic hominid nursing home
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Talented hall pozpig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
lemon faggotry hell
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Arousing box office idea he suggested
  07/01/25
...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
lemon faggotry hell
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
lemon faggotry hell
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Translucent Mind-boggling Resort Queen Of The Night
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Arousing box office idea he suggested
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
effete bright mad-dog skullcap laser beams
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Hilarious Hospital Partner
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Abusive vibrant cuckold
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/06/25
...
Translucent Mind-boggling Resort Queen Of The Night
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Pearly plaza reading party
  07/06/25
...
Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
lol
jet new version
  07/07/25
wow
Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Irradiated area

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Twinkling Uncleanness Bawdyhouse

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: plum native blood rage

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pisswyrm brunch

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: curious fanboi

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Arousing box office idea he suggested

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cobalt provocative lay

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Adventurous heaven

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house friendly grandma

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: brilliant submissive place of business den

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Opaque trust fund therapy

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Aggressive crackhouse turdskin

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: indigo cerebral indian lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: dun spectacular coldplay fan jew

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house friendly grandma

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: electric honey-headed sound barrier center

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Aggressive crackhouse turdskin

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: jet new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Opaque trust fund therapy

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dun spectacular coldplay fan jew

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Hilarious Hospital Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Naked galvanic site lettuce

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Arousing box office idea he suggested

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Ocher Sex Offender Sandwich

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Blue Kink-friendly Psychic Black Woman

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Opaque trust fund therapy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Ocher Sex Offender Sandwich

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Irradiated area

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Opaque trust fund therapy

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: electric honey-headed sound barrier center

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Talking claret immigrant knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: buff field cuckoldry

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Big Sooty Stag Film Yarmulke

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: diverse gas station shitlib

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Big Sooty Stag Film Yarmulke

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: jet new version

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Big Sooty Stag Film Yarmulke

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hateful avocado corn cake

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: thriller garrison

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: carmine digit ratio fortuitous meteor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: jet new version

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Magenta Wonderful Stage Pervert

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Bossy azn cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Resort Queen Of The Night

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: idiotic marketing idea messiness

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Adventurous heaven

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Magenta Wonderful Stage Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Opaque trust fund therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Aggressive crackhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Slippery Sienna Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: thriller garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: carmine digit ratio fortuitous meteor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: buff field cuckoldry

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Hilarious Hospital Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Comical Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bateful pungent stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: lemon faggotry hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: plum native blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: curious fanboi

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: carmine digit ratio fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: jet new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: supple ape theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: burgundy church building

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: peach step-uncle's house friendly grandma

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Slippery Sienna Home

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: jet new version

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: burgundy church building

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: diverse gas station shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: lemon faggotry hell

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Greedy Main People Organic Girlfriend

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: electric honey-headed sound barrier center

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Opaque trust fund therapy

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: exhilarant autistic hominid nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: jet new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Magenta Wonderful Stage Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: black stimulating trailer park associate

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: razzle bbw business firm

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Histrionic sick public bath

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: sticky swashbuckling office macaca

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Primrose menage rigpig

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: exhilarant autistic hominid nursing home

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Pink fear-inspiring church

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: jet new version

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Hilarious Hospital Partner

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fighting brindle university really tough guy

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac aqua orchestra pit internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: exhilarant autistic hominid nursing home

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Talented hall pozpig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: lemon faggotry hell

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Arousing box office idea he suggested

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: lemon faggotry hell

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: lemon faggotry hell

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Resort Queen Of The Night

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Arousing box office idea he suggested

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: effete bright mad-dog skullcap laser beams

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Hospital Partner

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Abusive vibrant cuckold

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Translucent Mind-boggling Resort Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Pearly plaza reading party

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Motley Topaz Useless Brakes Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: jet new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Insane chest-beating athletic conference legend

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)