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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Chestnut State Kitty
  06/30/25
wow lol
razzle-dazzle garrison
  06/30/25
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Stimulating brunch internal respiration
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
razzle-dazzle garrison
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Chestnut State Kitty
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Floppy business firm
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Chestnut State Kitty
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Boyish medicated community account juggernaut
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
vermilion racy native
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
razzle-dazzle garrison
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
umber infuriating multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Chestnut State Kitty
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
vermilion racy native
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
sooty international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
razzle-dazzle garrison
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Chestnut State Kitty
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
electric bawdyhouse boistinker
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
carnelian gay wizard
  06/30/25
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passionate half-breed
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
lime mischievous forum
  06/30/25
...
Chestnut State Kitty
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
glassy elite people who are hurt
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Useless Frum Location Ape
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Purple zombie-like box office
  06/30/25
...
umber infuriating multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
sooty international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Cordovan titillating lettuce
  07/01/25
...
Useless Frum Location Ape
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
navy mother
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
maniacal mentally impaired filthpig
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Provocative meetinghouse messiness
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
rusted razzmatazz selfie
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
heady underhanded station
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
abusive arousing doctorate ladyboy
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Chestnut State Kitty

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle garrison

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Stimulating brunch internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle garrison

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Chestnut State Kitty

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Floppy business firm

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Chestnut State Kitty

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Boyish medicated community account juggernaut

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: vermilion racy native

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle garrison

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: umber infuriating multi-billionaire

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Chestnut State Kitty

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: vermilion racy native

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: sooty international law enforcement agency

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle garrison

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Chestnut State Kitty

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: electric bawdyhouse boistinker

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: carnelian gay wizard

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: passionate half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: lime mischievous forum

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Chestnut State Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: glassy elite people who are hurt

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Useless Frum Location Ape

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Purple zombie-like box office

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: umber infuriating multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: sooty international law enforcement agency

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Cordovan titillating lettuce

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Useless Frum Location Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: navy mother

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: maniacal mentally impaired filthpig

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Provocative meetinghouse messiness

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: rusted razzmatazz selfie

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: heady underhanded station

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: abusive arousing doctorate ladyboy

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)