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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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Garnet Yarmulke
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
bronze cuckoldry
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Garnet Yarmulke
  06/24/14
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Salmon beady-eyed idiot
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
bronze cuckoldry
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Salmon beady-eyed idiot
  06/24/14
lol link?
overrated pale police squad puppy
  06/24/14
they're not
scarlet friendly grandma
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
Kink-friendly bull headed crotch
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
territorial school digit ratio
  06/24/14
(Julia)
bearded lake blood rage
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
fuchsia house
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
lascivious lay ratface
  06/24/14
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  06/28/25
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Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Garnet Yarmulke



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: bronze cuckoldry

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Garnet Yarmulke

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Salmon beady-eyed idiot

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: bronze cuckoldry

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Salmon beady-eyed idiot

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: overrated pale police squad puppy

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: scarlet friendly grandma

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly bull headed crotch

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: territorial school digit ratio

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: bearded lake blood rage

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: fuchsia house

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: lascivious lay ratface

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.



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