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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
Violent stag film striped hyena
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
supple chest-beating legend
  06/16/26
...
Violent stag film striped hyena
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
supple chest-beating legend
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
mahogany slippery public bath chad
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
walnut submissive wrinkle pervert
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
crusty irradiated karate school cafeteria
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
Violent stag film striped hyena
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
Sable Doobsian Den
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
House-broken volcanic crater generalized bond
  06/16/26
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crusty irradiated karate school cafeteria
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
Excitant Gaped Tanning Salon Boistinker
  06/16/26
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Sable Doobsian Den
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
supple chest-beating legend
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
walnut submissive wrinkle pervert
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
indecent death wish chapel
  06/16/26
...
Sable Doobsian Den
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
Excitant Gaped Tanning Salon Boistinker
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
glittery turquoise school
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
crusty irradiated karate school cafeteria
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
Transparent Stirring Mother Circlehead
  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
glittery turquoise school
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
Citrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/16/26
BW3s
Transparent Stirring Mother Circlehead
  06/17/26
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Citrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/17/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Violent stag film striped hyena

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: supple chest-beating legend

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Violent stag film striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: supple chest-beating legend

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: mahogany slippery public bath chad

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: walnut submissive wrinkle pervert

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: crusty irradiated karate school cafeteria

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Violent stag film striped hyena

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Den

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: House-broken volcanic crater generalized bond

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: crusty irradiated karate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Tanning Salon Boistinker

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: supple chest-beating legend

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: walnut submissive wrinkle pervert

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: indecent death wish chapel

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Excitant Gaped Tanning Salon Boistinker

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: glittery turquoise school

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: crusty irradiated karate school cafeteria

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Transparent Stirring Mother Circlehead

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: glittery turquoise school

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Citrine Twinkling Uncleanness

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Transparent Stirring Mother Circlehead

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Citrine Twinkling Uncleanness

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49944067)