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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: Slimy Market Party Of The First Part

"So ju are dating my roommate Tessa?" she asks you. "Are ju guys serious?"

You look at her. Your girlfriend stepped out to get coffee and you expect her back at any moment.

"Yeah, um, Tessa's great."

Sandy raises her eyebrows at this, still pretending to look for something in the pile of laundry. She bends over farther. There is a hint of cheek under the towel.

"I think Tessa borrowed my, how you say, my jumper... I dont know why. She's so flat, it barely fits her, right?" she says.

You swallow. She stands back up and faces you. "Do ju like that? Flat girls? Or ju like curves?"

Her grip on the towel is hesitant. She's waiting for your answer.

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: Slimy Market Party Of The First Part

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"My towel break," she shrugs to Tessa, stepping across the small room completely naked. Her body drips water onto the dorm room floor and the piles of laundry, her hand reaches out to give your penis a clandestine, firm squeeze as she goes by.

In the exact moment she grips your cock, through your college khakis, her wild dark eyes make contact with yours, and then she passes. Out of the room, into another. Out of your life.

"Starbucks downstairs was out of fucking pumpkin," Tessa breaks the silence. "Let's Uber to the one on Beacon. Come on, Im fucking starving."

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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:04 PM
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