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In-house counsel Make about 300k a year Have 1.6m options...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
How much of the 1.6m is unvested
coiffed black woman
  06/02/25
50 percent only vests on sale so I’ll forfeit that rig...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
Wait, this is a private company?
coiffed black woman
  06/02/25
Yes
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
Yeah so that money is meaningless. Don't quit but don't stay...
coiffed black woman
  06/02/25
I made over 500k last exit (at this company) so it is possib...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
Sounds like this company is a shitshow though
Razzmatazz sapphire locus friendly grandma
  06/02/25
Yep. I hate it. I’m tempted to just slack off and get ...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
Same. I did that and got fired with 3 months severance. It f...
Self-centered station legend
  06/02/25
"I am a striver at heart and still work a ton and get w...
primrose supple feces public bath
  06/03/25
...
Hyperventilating Razzle Church Building Ladyboy
  06/02/25
check the shareholder agreement, you likely have to purchase...
Comical area corn cake
  06/02/25
Options are just RSUs with 0 basis or worth until exit. The ...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
options and rsu's are entirely different things. you have rs...
Comical area corn cake
  06/02/25
sex with men, for money in all seriousness, i would start...
violent navy patrolman pit
  06/02/25
...
buff base
  06/02/25
I would love to leave but seems like market is shit. It&rsqu...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
Crypto and fucking healthcare. Fml Job market sucks. Been...
multi-colored senate
  06/02/25
lol this speaks to me, i've taken some calls also, but refus...
violent navy patrolman pit
  06/02/25
Hold up, what’s wrong with crypto?! It’s actuall...
buff base
  06/02/25
I am sadly a nocoiner and while bitcoin has uses and is very...
violent navy patrolman pit
  06/03/25
be honest. do you really think your company has a shot of be...
bipolar chapel masturbator
  06/02/25
I made a lot on one liquidity event already and my company i...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
then it sounds like you should stay. working in tech is get...
bipolar chapel masturbator
  06/02/25
What's your specialty?
Gay school cafeteria azn
  06/02/25
My bread and butter is deals. Handled about 10 m&a deals...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
I could be retarded but this sounds like a certain telecom c...
Hyperventilating Razzle Church Building Ladyboy
  06/02/25
Why did he becum weak
Violet cumskin
  06/03/25
Market’s very soft at in-house departments. I see peo...
Metal startled office doctorate
  06/02/25
Yeah. I think you’re right. I just need to ride it but...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
it's never coming back, son
green haunted graveyard newt
  06/02/25
Fml
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
agree with all of this - moving is a lot of work. which sor...
violent navy patrolman pit
  06/02/25
Get acquired. Poof! Millions and ‘vacation’.
Histrionic chestnut nursing home
  06/02/25
This sort of job always looks like it sucks from the other s...
contagious slimy temple
  06/02/25
What do you mean
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
In house people I deal with outside of pure financial compan...
contagious slimy temple
  06/02/25
Sounds like you want to leave in which case it can't hurt to...
primrose supple feces public bath
  06/02/25
More power and influence at a better company where I respect...
Red Rigor Dysfunction
  06/02/25
"respect the people" good fucking luck
Self-centered station legend
  06/02/25
...
violent navy patrolman pit
  06/02/25
What would make you "respect the people?" In-hous...
primrose supple feces public bath
  06/02/25


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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

In-house counsel

Make about 300k a year

Have 1.6m options at current valuation but who knows if that ever realizes

Legal department is a shit show. Weak and ineffective boss. Exec team is in shambles with just tons of political infighting. Revenue is flat. Everything is dysfunctional and it’s infuriating trying while everyone seems checked out.

The equity is tying me down hard and job market seems like shit. What can I do? Almost every day by end of day I just want to burn the place down and get drunk just to cope with rage from all the idiocy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980858)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: coiffed black woman

How much of the 1.6m is unvested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980865)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

50 percent only vests on sale so I’ll forfeit that right off the bat. Of the remaining amount, I think maybe half is still unvested. So maybe 400k is vested. They have an option to repurchase it if I quit but it’s unlikely they would since the company has been flat and the market sucks, better to keep cash on hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980876)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: coiffed black woman

Wait, this is a private company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980892)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980898)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: coiffed black woman

Yeah so that money is meaningless. Don't quit but don't stay because of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980905)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

I made over 500k last exit (at this company) so it is possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980908)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sapphire locus friendly grandma

Sounds like this company is a shitshow though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980931)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

Yep. I hate it. I’m tempted to just slack off and get a severance but I am a striver at heart and still work a ton and get worked up about everything. I’m a workaholic and this sucks. I’m not some remote only type that can be happy doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980960)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Self-centered station legend

Same. I did that and got fired with 3 months severance. It fucking sucked and still sucks. Being unemployed is terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980967)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: primrose supple feces public bath

"I am a striver at heart and still work a ton and get worked up about everything. I’m a workaholic and this sucks"

In-house sounds like a bad fit for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48983849)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Razzle Church Building Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980994)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Comical area corn cake

check the shareholder agreement, you likely have to purchase your options within 30-90 days of exit and you'll pay tax on the difference between the 409a and the current valuation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981082)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

Options are just RSUs with 0 basis or worth until exit. The company has 60 days to buy vested rsus otherwise would just let it ride like everyone else (probably preferable because PE rapes you on valuation if they buy back early).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981102)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Comical area corn cake

options and rsu's are entirely different things. you have rsu's, not options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981746)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: violent navy patrolman pit

sex with men, for money

in all seriousness, i would start interviewing and leave if something gets you excited. life is short. and if you don't have a current timetable for exit, and especially if revenue is flat (red flag), who the hell knows what'll happen with those options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980868)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: buff base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980873)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

I would love to leave but seems like market is shit. It’s all just crypto fraud places hiring. Makes you wonder why these guys want legal so much. Just a fall guy for prison probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980887)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: multi-colored senate

Crypto and fucking healthcare. Fml

Job market sucks. Been trying to leave my GC gig for like 7 months now and have had only one good lead. A former co-worker just reached out about a GC job his company needs to fill, so maybe my luck is about to change

For context, my company sucks worse than yours and my commercial leaders are destroying us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981122)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: violent navy patrolman pit

lol this speaks to me, i've taken some calls also, but refuse to do crypto, health tech, or fin tech (as they sound like pretty risky businesses to join, if they don't know wtf they're doing--are probably all way out of compliance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981343)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: buff base

Hold up, what’s wrong with crypto?! It’s actually pretty chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48982005)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: violent navy patrolman pit

I am sadly a nocoiner and while bitcoin has uses and is very cool, I do not understand why the value is not zero. Also the whole industry is full of charlatans and grifters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48982787)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: bipolar chapel masturbator

be honest. do you really think your company has a shot of being one of the very few that sees a liquidation event big enough to let ordinary employees cash out? if not, leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980877)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

I made a lot on one liquidity event already and my company is very profitable with good ebitda margins, so it is possible there is a legit path to real $ here. It’s just I’m getting impatient for it and realistically it could be another 3 years. I hate the company so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980895)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: bipolar chapel masturbator

then it sounds like you should stay. working in tech is getting worse and worse. the shitty situation you know is better than an the unknown one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980924)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Gay school cafeteria azn

What's your specialty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980920)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

My bread and butter is deals. Handled about 10 m&a deals in last two years. Any big commercial partnerships etc always come my way. But I also do other random shit. Handle about 80 percent of our active litigation, which is mostly just handled by outside counsel but it still takes time. (I hate doing this work.) All the corporate governance/maintenance work, just work with our finance/tax/treasury team a lot. I have a really broad remit. Part of my issue actually is that my job is do dependent on our GC. I’m his pet and it’s paid off but if he ever left I’d be fucked. He’s become extremely weak recently and it makes my job annoying as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980947)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Razzle Church Building Ladyboy

I could be retarded but this sounds like a certain telecom company for whom it is a nightmare to litigate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48980999)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Violet cumskin

Why did he becum weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48983275)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Metal startled office doctorate

Market’s very soft at in-house departments. I see people moving around for specialist roles, but not a lot with your sort of generalist skillset. Dealmaking is particularly weak.

But in ordinary times your skills are the more in demand end of the legal spectrum. Ride it out while looking for something with much stronger comp in the meantime? Geography changes are a PITA, so don’t be rash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981089)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

Yeah. I think you’re right. I just need to ride it but it pisses me off. Specialist stuff is not my thing. Need deal making to come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981109)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: green haunted graveyard newt

it's never coming back, son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981127)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981144)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: violent navy patrolman pit

agree with all of this - moving is a lot of work. which sort of weighs towards, stay put, unless you've got something good. but i guess otoh i've seen people recently have short resume gaps and it doesn't seem to hurt them much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981874)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Histrionic chestnut nursing home

Get acquired. Poof! Millions and ‘vacation’.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981113)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: contagious slimy temple

This sort of job always looks like it sucks from the other side. Unless you go be a PE boss I am not sure you'll find happiness somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981115)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

What do you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981147)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: contagious slimy temple

In house people I deal with outside of pure financial companies always seem like they have chaotic jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981161)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: primrose supple feces public bath

Sounds like you want to leave in which case it can't hurt to start looking. You also know the market is crap right now, but that doesn't change the strategy of "look until you get an offer that makes it worth jumping ship for."

If it were me, this doesn't sound terrible. There's always in-fighting in-house and I'm not a workaholic. Working remote is one of the most important things for me. Sounds like you're doing the work you want to do anyway so it isn't like you're relegated to shitty work that isn't interesting. So one thing you'll want to think about is what you really want. Is it more money? Is it more senior title/role?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981116)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Red Rigor Dysfunction

More power and influence at a better company where I respect the people

I’m working with. I would like more money but honestly the money isn’t bad especially given decent equity and upside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981149)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Self-centered station legend

"respect the people"

good fucking luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981410)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: violent navy patrolman pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48981870)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: primrose supple feces public bath

What would make you "respect the people?" In-house isn't where you generally go if you to hang out with hard driving workaholics. Most of us went in-house specifically to avoid that bullshit. You could go to Amazon or Netflix or some other notorious sweatshop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732536&forum_id=2#48982247)