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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Odious cruise ship
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
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lascivious rehab
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
titillating pea-brained senate
  08/02/25
rip
appetizing bronze pisswyrm
  08/02/25
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Odious cruise ship
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Saffron Fragrant Hell
  08/01/25
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fuchsia nursing home
  08/01/25
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Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
ruddy aromatic lettuce
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
amethyst multi-colored church building
  08/01/25
yes
Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus
  08/01/25
?
Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
amethyst multi-colored church building
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
fuchsia nursing home
  08/01/25
Sick
Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
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Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
spruce histrionic dopamine
  08/02/25
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filthy talented school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
appetizing bronze pisswyrm
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Ungodly locale
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
spruce histrionic dopamine
  08/02/25
Hdy
Ungodly locale
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Know-it-all razzmatazz trust fund
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Marvelous amber forum son of senegal
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
umber learning disabled doctorate chapel
  08/02/25
Titcr
gaped mind-boggling fat ankles theatre
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Ungodly locale
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
umber learning disabled doctorate chapel
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Ungodly locale
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
lemon frozen casino multi-billionaire
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
umber learning disabled doctorate chapel
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Purple Sanctuary Quadroon
  08/02/25
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fishy adventurous chad
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
unholy galvanic partner
  08/02/25
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emerald motley incel resort
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
clear vivacious trailer park
  08/02/25
?
Ungodly locale
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
cerise impertinent wrinkle
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Ungodly locale

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: lascivious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: titillating pea-brained senate

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: appetizing bronze pisswyrm

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Odious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Saffron Fragrant Hell

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: fuchsia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Ungodly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic lettuce

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: amethyst multi-colored church building

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: amethyst multi-colored church building

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: fuchsia nursing home

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: spruce histrionic dopamine

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: filthy talented school cafeteria fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap potus

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: appetizing bronze pisswyrm

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: spruce histrionic dopamine

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Ungodly locale

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz trust fund

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Marvelous amber forum son of senegal

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: umber learning disabled doctorate chapel

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: gaped mind-boggling fat ankles theatre

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Ungodly locale

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: umber learning disabled doctorate chapel

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: lemon frozen casino multi-billionaire

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: umber learning disabled doctorate chapel

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Purple Sanctuary Quadroon

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: fishy adventurous chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: unholy galvanic partner

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: emerald motley incel resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: clear vivacious trailer park

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Ungodly locale

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: cerise impertinent wrinkle

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)