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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
coral public bath
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
anal flesh half-breed
  06/16/26
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coral public bath
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
anal flesh half-breed
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
ultramarine kitty cat
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
medicated vibrant lettuce gay wizard
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
Amethyst tanning salon
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
coral public bath
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
charismatic sooty useless brakes
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
vivacious cruise ship
  06/16/26
...
Amethyst tanning salon
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
at-the-ready sepia friendly grandma ceo
  06/16/26
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charismatic sooty useless brakes
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
anal flesh half-breed
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
medicated vibrant lettuce gay wizard
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
cerise impressive stock car
  06/16/26
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charismatic sooty useless brakes
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
at-the-ready sepia friendly grandma ceo
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
stimulating crackhouse halford
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
Amethyst tanning salon
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
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  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
stimulating crackhouse halford
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
insane multi-billionaire
  06/16/26
BW3s
fear-inspiring yarmulke organic girlfriend
  06/17/26
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  06/17/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: coral public bath

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: anal flesh half-breed

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: coral public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: anal flesh half-breed

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: ultramarine kitty cat

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: medicated vibrant lettuce gay wizard

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Amethyst tanning salon

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: coral public bath

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: charismatic sooty useless brakes

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: vivacious cruise ship

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Amethyst tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready sepia friendly grandma ceo

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: charismatic sooty useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: anal flesh half-breed

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: medicated vibrant lettuce gay wizard

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: cerise impressive stock car

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: charismatic sooty useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: at-the-ready sepia friendly grandma ceo

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse halford

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Amethyst tanning salon

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring yarmulke organic girlfriend

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: stimulating crackhouse halford

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: insane multi-billionaire

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring yarmulke organic girlfriend

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: insane multi-billionaire

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49944067)