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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
wow great point man
pungent menage filthpig
  11/17/13
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Narrow-minded fortuitous meteor theater
  02/09/14
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bearded thriller state juggernaut
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
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  03/24/26
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  03/24/26
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  03/25/26
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Bateful at-the-ready prole ticket booth
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Pearl curious gunner indian lodge
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Bespoke canary hell
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Orchid Property Messiness
  11/18/13
tp
onyx business firm
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
harsh stag film
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Bateful at-the-ready prole ticket booth
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Cracking translucent azn
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
sooty flirting address round eye
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Titillating gaming laptop
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
bipolar orange twinkling uncleanness trust fund
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
carnelian chapel voyeur
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
balding crackhouse
  04/07/16
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  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
lilac diverse stage
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
electric dark trailer park dingle berry
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
stimulating cheese-eating forum
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
outnumbered church building shitlib
  11/17/13
?
Ebony up-to-no-good range
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
exciting incel
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Mind-boggling Base
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
slate macaca depressive
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Bateful at-the-ready prole ticket booth
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Mischievous wild point
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
citrine hairless sex offender center
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
slate macaca depressive
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
slate macaca depressive
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
citrine hairless sex offender center
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
slate macaca depressive
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
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  11/17/13
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Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Titillating gaming laptop
  11/17/13
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Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Cerebral alcoholic selfie
  11/17/13
only?
chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
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Honey-headed abusive library people who are hurt
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Red razzmatazz party of the first part locus
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
citrine hairless sex offender center
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Cobalt Location Jewess
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison
  11/17/13
lol
Cobalt Location Jewess
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Red razzmatazz party of the first part locus
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested
  11/17/13
lmao.
Orchid Property Messiness
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Red razzmatazz party of the first part locus
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
LOL
Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
violent psychic
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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  11/17/13
really embarassing
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  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
splenetic floppy fanboi
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Know-it-all Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
fragrant pistol
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Deep Milky Corner Sound Barrier
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
chartreuse sandwich pozpig
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
soggy casino
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
chartreuse sandwich pozpig
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Talking galvanic wagecucks
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Talking galvanic wagecucks
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
chartreuse sandwich pozpig
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Nighttime Snowy Lettuce National Security Agency
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
bearded thriller state juggernaut
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bearded thriller state juggernaut
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Know-it-all Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: pungent menage filthpig

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Narrow-minded fortuitous meteor theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49768855)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Bateful at-the-ready prole ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Pearl curious gunner indian lodge

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Bespoke canary hell

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Orchid Property Messiness

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: onyx business firm

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: harsh stag film

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Bateful at-the-ready prole ticket booth

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Cracking translucent azn

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: sooty flirting address round eye

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Titillating gaming laptop

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar orange twinkling uncleanness trust fund

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: carnelian chapel voyeur

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: balding crackhouse

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Aggressive mauve background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: lilac diverse stage

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: electric dark trailer park dingle berry

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: stimulating cheese-eating forum

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: outnumbered church building shitlib

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Ebony up-to-no-good range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: exciting incel

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: ivory double fault place of business

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Base

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: slate macaca depressive

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Bateful at-the-ready prole ticket booth

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Mischievous wild point

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: citrine hairless sex offender center

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: slate macaca depressive

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: slate macaca depressive

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: citrine hairless sex offender center

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: slate macaca depressive

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: high-end quadroon stage

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Titillating gaming laptop

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Cerebral alcoholic selfie

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed abusive library people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Red razzmatazz party of the first part locus

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: citrine hairless sex offender center

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Cobalt Location Jewess

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Cobalt Location Jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Red razzmatazz party of the first part locus

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Orchid Property Messiness

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: angry home

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: onyx business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Orchid Property Messiness

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Sable private investor potus

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: bronze talented school

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Provocative chad theater stage

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Naked Self-centered Goal In Life Gas Station

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Red razzmatazz party of the first part locus

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: learning disabled heady locale water buffalo

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Black Sexy Foreskin Garrison

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Ruby Doctorate Dopamine

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Costumed crawly brunch mad-dog skullcap

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: violent psychic

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Mischievous wild point

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: misunderstood ultramarine half-breed house

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: scarlet rehab generalized bond

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Shivering aphrodisiac den electric furnace

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Sable private investor potus

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat idea he suggested

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: vivacious pervert

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: fragrant pistol

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Iridescent university elastic band

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: splenetic floppy fanboi

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Lascivious low-t stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Nighttime Snowy Lettuce National Security Agency

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Charcoal volcanic crater plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Lascivious low-t stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: glittery rebellious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Deep Milky Corner Sound Barrier

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Deep Milky Corner Sound Barrier

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: chartreuse sandwich pozpig

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: soggy casino

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: chartreuse sandwich pozpig

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Talking galvanic wagecucks

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Talking galvanic wagecucks

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: chartreuse sandwich pozpig

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Queen Of The Night Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Tantric area

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: chartreuse sandwich pozpig

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Nighttime Snowy Lettuce National Security Agency

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: exciting incel

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Rose domesticated hospital goyim

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Comical Brass Station Ladyboy

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: trip unholy cuckoldry

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed abusive library people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: blathering turdskin

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: spectacular tanning salon halford

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling roast beef telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Cerise multi-colored orchestra pit

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Spruce Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Coral Multi-billionaire

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Provocative chad theater stage

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Useless frum institution

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: copper magical old irish cottage kitchen

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Irate resort

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Provocative chad theater stage

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Excitant french chef

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful hairy legs spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: balding crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: gay native

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Chocolate Senate

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Big Garnet Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: balding crackhouse

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Laughsome national main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: chrome abode famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Flatulent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: irradiated yellow friendly grandma shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: lilac diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: onyx business firm

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring lavender church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: adventurous space new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: bearded thriller state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: onyx business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2#49397898)