Trump: Israel and Iran agree to a cease fire - link
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:16 PM Author: rebellious house digit ratio
CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED! Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL. On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, "THE 12 DAY WAR." This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn't, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!
DONALD J. TRUMP,
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5742377&forum_id=2#49043673) |
Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:22 PM Author: milky lay feces
"Already tweeted it out. Can't take it back now, sorry guys.
Anyways, gotta go get 9 holes in before sunset. Best of luck, brahs!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5742377&forum_id=2#49043696) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Low-t bateful mood
who knows?
but shit like that happens all the time in negotiations, especially when one of the parties is Iranian or Nigerian.
"yes it is a deal!"
[30 minutes later]
"we never reach a binding agreement!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5742377&forum_id=2#49043931) |
Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Comical National
Israel may be the sticking point:
https://x.com/AmichaiStein1/status/1937286585625506239
They'd ideally like to bomb a few more days- still have a good bit on their target list.
Trump may have tried to force Israel's hand by announcing prematurely.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5742377&forum_id=2#49043861) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Chrome up-to-no-good clown
6 jewish hours, my friend
Relative hour (Hebrew singular: sha士ah z菨manit / 砖注讛 讝诪谞讬转; plural: sha士ot - z菨maniyot / 砖注讜转 讝诪谞讬讜转), sometimes called halachic hour, temporal hour, seasonal hour and variable hour, is a term used in rabbinic Jewish law that assigns 12 hours to each day and 12 hours to each night, all throughout the year. A relative hour has no fixed length in absolute time, but changes with the length of daylight each day - depending on summer (when the days are long and the nights are short), and in winter (when the days are short and the nights are long). Even so, in all seasons a day is always divided into 12 hours, and a night is always divided into 12 hours, which invariably makes for a longer hour or a shorter hour.[1][2][3] At Mediterranean latitude, one hour can be about 45 minutes at the winter solstice, and 75 minutes at summer solstice.[4] All of the hours mentioned by the Sages in either the Mishnah or Talmud, or in other rabbinic writings, refer strictly to relative hours.[5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relative_hour
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