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Safeway intercepts Evan39 saying his nuke program was obliterated

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exciting ebony keepsake machete double fault
  06/29/25
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Startled Filthy Public Bath
  06/29/25
INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive
lime bateful sound barrier candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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magenta cruel-hearted affirmative action
  06/30/25
This was supposed to be "cuke program"
exciting ebony keepsake machete double fault
  06/30/25


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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: exciting ebony keepsake machete double fault



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Date: June 29th, 2025 3:29 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: lime bateful sound barrier candlestick maker
Subject: INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive

Incident ID: 00892-EV39-NUKE

Flagged Phrase: “My program was obliterated.”

Location: Aisle 4 (Imports / Ethnic)

Surveillance Notes:

Subject appeared unaware of active Club Card mic.

Whispered while holding expired hummus container.

HR notified. Tabitha dispatched.

Violation of Clause 9.2 confirmed.

Action Taken: Program neutralized. Access revoked.

Next Steps:

Weekly audit of deli mutterings

Begin Phase II of “Post-Linguistic Containment”

📎 Logged.

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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: magenta cruel-hearted affirmative action



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: exciting ebony keepsake machete double fault

This was supposed to be "cuke program"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744392&forum_id=2#49060326)