Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?
(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.
(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092209) |
Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: hollywood sickos
HAHA ITS NEITHER
ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092230) |
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