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Investment Guy taking qs on buying the dip

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Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
assnigger
Emerald Odious Striped Hyena
  03/30/26
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grizzly gunner party of the first part
  03/30/26
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Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
Thank but I just DCA all otherwise unallocated money from ea...
histrionic brilliant site
  03/30/26
Smart but honestly these assets are so woefully undervalued ...
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
the market has gone straight up for almost 20 years in an un...
Provocative blathering nibblets
  03/30/26
(Sad guy in his feelings who just wants to be sad)
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
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Provocative blathering nibblets
  03/30/26
Yeah we can't all just be sad, unhappy people some of us wan...
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
ive gotta be in the top 10% of bort happiness because i woul...
Provocative blathering nibblets
  03/30/26
I couldn't care less about happiness I care about money. ...
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
WHAT METRIC edit: oh fuck i just realized this is hatp sp...
Provocative blathering nibblets
  03/30/26
Ty saar. I will do my best to recoup my substantial losses s...
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
Brej -- nonother than xoxo GRAHAM STEPHEN told me to just do...
histrionic brilliant site
  03/30/26
This is a potential Black Swan event. You're not ready for t...
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
we're going lower
plum windowlicker
  03/30/26
Can't wait. That's why I have not yet deployed all my reserv...
Startling Mother Locus
  03/30/26
UPDATE: Should have bought way more on this day but I kept b...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/14/26
UPDATE: it did not go lower
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/14/26
Ridiculed yet again
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/14/26
I'm a simple man. I see a dip, I buy it.
Gavin Newsom
  04/14/26
I've been mocked, threatened, and defamed for calling a 9% i...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/14/26
what r u buying
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  04/14/26
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If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26


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Date: March 30th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781376)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Striped Hyena

assnigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781384)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: grizzly gunner party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781387)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781398)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic brilliant site

Thank but I just DCA all otherwise unallocated money from each paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781422)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

Smart but honestly these assets are so woefully undervalued you have to do more than just the usual. If the market goes down any further you should be basically selling everything you own to buy more. Sell your home. Sell your kidney. You get these cheap stocks come hell or high water. Your measly 1500 standard bi-monthly drop is not going to cut it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781429)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Provocative blathering nibblets

the market has gone straight up for almost 20 years in an unprecedented bull run and by every historic metric is massively overvalued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781437)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

(Sad guy in his feelings who just wants to be sad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781441)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Provocative blathering nibblets

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781444)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

Yeah we can't all just be sad, unhappy people some of us want to do more than survive, some of us want to thrive. This is a no negativity zone. Take your blackpill somewhere else. This thread is for winners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781449)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Provocative blathering nibblets

ive gotta be in the top 10% of bort happiness because i would be happy if i was rich or poor, sick or well. i have nothing to do with what i just said, which was simply an statement of objective fact.

by what metric would you say the market is undervalued?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781456)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

I couldn't care less about happiness I care about money.

I think the market is undervalued by every conceivable metric known to man and we will hit all time highs in 12-24 months. Just ride it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781464)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Provocative blathering nibblets

WHAT METRIC

edit: oh fuck i just realized this is hatp spiraling into his /r/wallstreetbets financial masterman phase. i hope you turn out to be deepfuckingvalue and not the 99.999% of people that try to get rich off stock trading and lose a ton lf money before accepting everything people told you in the "just learning finance" thread was correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781465)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

Ty saar. I will do my best to recoup my substantial losses saar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781477)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic brilliant site

Brej -- nonother than xoxo GRAHAM STEPHEN told me to just do DCA. I would NEVER go against what xoxo GRAHAM STEPHEN instructed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781438)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

This is a potential Black Swan event. You're not ready for this. It's too advanced for you. Thank you for your time kindly exit through the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781446)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: plum windowlicker

we're going lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781425)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Startling Mother Locus

Can't wait. That's why I have not yet deployed all my reserves. Maybe 75% remaining. I'm buying all the way down baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49781431)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:54 AM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

UPDATE: Should have bought way more on this day but I kept buying for the rest of the week. Solid cost basis. Total gains right now 11%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49816176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

UPDATE: it did not go lower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49816174)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

Ridiculed yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49816161)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Gavin Newsom

I'm a simple man. I see a dip, I buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49816167)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

I've been mocked, threatened, and defamed for calling a 9% increase in SPY in the last two weeks dead to rights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49816173)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


what r u buying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49816168)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851675&forum_id=2#49819653)