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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating trump supporter

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: 180 thirsty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: insecure multi-colored locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Motley Market Sex Offender

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Motley Market Sex Offender

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: ocher stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: fishy provocative point

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fishy provocative point

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: contagious peach orchestra pit jew

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Blue Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap Locale

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: contagious peach orchestra pit jew

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: contagious peach orchestra pit jew

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: ocher stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: transparent wonderful place of business

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Demanding useless death wish

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Floppy Abode Mexican

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating trump supporter

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Demanding useless death wish



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Gold Theater

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating trump supporter

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Domesticated Lake House Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded lettuce

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pale exhilarant cruise ship sound barrier

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: olive indecent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: contagious peach orchestra pit jew

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: pale exhilarant cruise ship sound barrier

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: primrose dead digit ratio national

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Red doobsian generalized bond ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: fishy provocative point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Grizzly stirring stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: greedy mint indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Aquamarine splenetic parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Demanding useless death wish

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: razzle chrome hall therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Shaky green boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Twisted Sienna Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: hairraiser stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling abnormal theatre clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Shaky green boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Medicated sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Medicated sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: shimmering indirect expression alpha

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: olive indecent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Judgmental pearly lay mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: primrose dead digit ratio national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: clear nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Aquamarine splenetic parlor

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Slippery galvanic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Medicated sneaky criminal

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: black doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Crimson Shrine

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Bonkers School Trust Fund

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: cracking hideous coldplay fan yarmulke

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: primrose dead digit ratio national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Aquamarine splenetic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bipolar garrison really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Cream State Associate

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: light impertinent university

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Maize disgusting plaza

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: contagious peach orchestra pit jew

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric titillating meetinghouse persian

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: aromatic puce business firm deer antler

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Big plum brunch becky

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: 180 thirsty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Ruddy internet-worthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Dull field

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Saffron Lascivious Set Rigpig

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Tan confused cuck

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: contagious peach orchestra pit jew

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Tan confused cuck

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Dull field

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Idiotic walnut gaping

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: ocher stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: godawful station headpube

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine splenetic parlor

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Misanthropic nofapping halford

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: diverse fortuitous meteor dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: comical temple internal respiration

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: startling pisswyrm piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Smoky crawly feces juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Motley Market Sex Offender

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Thriller violent forum twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: bearded lemon french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller violent forum twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: autistic dashing address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chestnut Crackhouse

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: aromatic puce business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: zombie-like wagecucks boltzmann

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated kitty lodge

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated kitty lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Claret Hissy Fit Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: 180 thirsty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Soggy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Red doobsian generalized bond ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: abusive aggressive space

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: racy topaz cumskin jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Carnelian bull headed keepsake machete athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: abusive aggressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: abusive aggressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Bright chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: racy topaz cumskin jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Burgundy jet-lagged volcanic crater

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Sapphire Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: citrine public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: jade duck-like multi-billionaire

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: ungodly bawdyhouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Red doobsian generalized bond ticket booth

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: aromatic puce business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: heady translucent menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: frum swashbuckling skinny woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Nubile Pit

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stag Film

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: unholy property

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: supple famous landscape painting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: supple famous landscape painting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: yellow excitant rehab

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: fragrant mischievous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: house-broken ape church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bearded lemon french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Soggy toaster

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Ivory Adventurous Macaca Blood Rage

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: supple famous landscape painting background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Cowardly Elastic Band Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Cowardly Elastic Band Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: comical temple internal respiration

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: amber whorehouse dopamine

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: laughsome mahogany library circlehead

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Shaky green boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Mustard Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: laughsome mahogany library circlehead

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Mustard Center

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: laughsome mahogany library circlehead

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: laughsome mahogany library circlehead

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: ungodly bawdyhouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: cordovan pontificating old irish cottage nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Ratface Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Appetizing drunken coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Dark Love Of Her Life

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Twisted Sienna Trailer Park

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: hairless maniacal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: frum swashbuckling skinny woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: flatulent glittery hospital

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Elite hell affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Gay Vengeful Cuckold

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: racy topaz cumskin jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy laser beams

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: passionate slimy antidepressant drug location

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: insecure multi-colored locus

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: frum swashbuckling skinny woman messiness

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bateful brass sweet tailpipe senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: insecure multi-colored locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777531)