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"And such were the dirtbikes of The Poaster, tamer of raccoons."

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Date: June 12th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal

They parked their dirtbikes and gathered together on the outskirts of Roanoke. For nine days long they brought in great heaps of official Nautica gear, and on the morning of the tenth day with many tears they took Zeke forth, laid his dead body upon the top of the Nautica heap, and set fire to it. As morning lit the sky-stretched architecture of the regional Skadden office on the eleventh day, they again all assembled around the pyre of Zeke, the gaze of raccoons led by the eldermost creaking forth in his miniature litter and the colony of beavers bedecked in armor and various assorted other animals of the air and earth and of course his brothers of the greatbort. When they were all together they went round the circle of the assembled, each shouting a prophecy of doom -- of burned-out factories and dangerous premonitions and haunted visions of looming futures. Then, they quenched the fire with whiskey wherever it was still burning and his brothers with tears tracing down cheeks gathered his white bones and wrapped them in a soft purple cloth and placed them within a bejeweled urn, which they then buried in a grave that was covered over with a boulder. Approaching the grave on either side, the poaster who gave flowers and the secretary of Zeke each laid a flower upon its still-fresh ground, tears clouding their vision. They all then built earth over the site in a hurried manner while keeping guard on all sides lest the quotemos should attack the site before the work was done. With the earth moved, the scientists in their ranks raised their heads to the sky and fired their pistols wildly in the manner of men crazed and lost at heart, and loudly they spoke of the transit of Pluto within the heavens. With all of this done, they went back into the city, assembled in the great hall of the greatbort, and held a feast in honor of the memory of the man. And as the feast carried on through the night, alone in the eaves of the great hall, a spider spun its lonely web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36234824)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: crimson galvanic crackhouse nowag



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: vengeful mind-boggling feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271455)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal

May he live forever, one day to return to this bort in glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271662)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: hyperventilating primrose corn cake



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: at-the-ready sienna space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271679)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4001901&forum_id=2#36244195

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271708)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready sienna space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271742)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal

Here's the thing: Zeke is lost, but I refuse to believe it's for good. How many kids have gone missing in this community over the past year? And we're just gonna sit around and do nothing about it? That ain't right by me and it sure as hell ain't right by him. Now me, you, lasko, j shad, and anyone else who wants to join are going out tonight, weather regardless, and we are going to bring this kid back. And we're not gonna be afraid in the doing of it. I think we all know that the place to start is the sewer. So if any of the rest of you in this room have your scruples, you'll join us back here in an hour to head out and bring that boy home. But if you can look over there at Mrs. Morris in the corner, look her in the eye, and then turn away and go about your ordinary business in this damnable town, then you go right ahead and you do that--that's on your conscience and your soul. As for me, I'm going out there. I'll see you gentlemen in an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271821)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal

So one other person showed up tonight? It's you and me Lasko? Fine. Then we'll do it on our own. We'll bring him back on our lonesome. Don't need a goddamn other soul in this godforsaken town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36275157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: vivacious unhinged pisswyrm dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36271688)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal

Long live him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#36308606)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:15 AM
Author: at-the-ready sienna space



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Date: January 29th, 2020 11:58 PM
Author: charismatic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#39511825)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:55 PM
Author: charismatic toaster



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:55 PM
Author: Overrated Set



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Date: June 9th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: charismatic toaster



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Date: September 15th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: honey-headed vibrant site giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000720&forum_id=2#46801924)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 7:05 PM
Author: Exciting brunch brethren



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Date: October 7th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Beta Lavender Son Of Senegal



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Date: October 7th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: spruce place of business



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