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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Swollen wagecucks
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Marvelous fantasy-prone yarmulke meetinghouse
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Swollen wagecucks
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Marvelous fantasy-prone yarmulke meetinghouse
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
curious stubborn university indirect expression
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Mauve Startling Resort French Chef
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Swollen wagecucks
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
bat-shit-crazy ladyboy rehab
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Dun Awkward Dog Poop
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Racy ocher ape
  09/18/24
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Dead smoky elastic band wrinkle
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
chest-beating lodge international law enforcement agency
  09/18/24
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violet bespoke menage
  09/19/24
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Supple Coral Den
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Talented crimson whorehouse pistol
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
insane mischievous marketing idea
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Adventurous locale stock car
  10/04/24
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Swollen wagecucks
  12/20/24
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  02/27/25
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  04/16/25
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Swollen wagecucks

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Marvelous fantasy-prone yarmulke meetinghouse

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Swollen wagecucks

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Marvelous fantasy-prone yarmulke meetinghouse

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: curious stubborn university indirect expression

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Mauve Startling Resort French Chef

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Swollen wagecucks

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ladyboy rehab

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Dun Awkward Dog Poop

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Racy ocher ape

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Dead smoky elastic band wrinkle



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: chest-beating lodge international law enforcement agency

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: violet bespoke menage



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Supple Coral Den



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Talented crimson whorehouse pistol

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: insane mischievous marketing idea

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Adventurous locale stock car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Swollen wagecucks



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: iridescent stag film



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Exciting gaping



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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