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Found a way to rage bait foreigners. Watching WC at a bar, yell "JUST BOOT IT!"

Over and over again. No way you're leaving that bar with...
sinister drunken state ladyboy
  06/16/26
you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supp...
spectacular opaque nursing home knife
  06/16/26
...
sinister drunken state ladyboy
  06/16/26
you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take
spectacular opaque nursing home knife
  06/16/26
it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game
dull place of business ticket booth
  06/16/26
IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIK...
metal step-uncle's house
  06/16/26
"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY...
histrionic plaza goyim
  06/16/26
The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.
sinister drunken state ladyboy
  06/16/26
One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of ...
flickering ultramarine cumskin
  06/16/26
Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goa...
Irate pea-brained set
  06/16/26
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histrionic plaza goyim
  06/16/26
i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he...
Glittery Principal's Office
  06/16/26
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flickering ultramarine cumskin
  06/16/26
also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an ent...
spectacular opaque nursing home knife
  06/16/26
I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someon...
metal step-uncle's house
  06/16/26
This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros
Well-lubricated cruise ship idiot
  06/16/26
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flickering ultramarine cumskin
  06/16/26
one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL p...
Glittery Principal's Office
  06/16/26
Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?
nubile cordovan chapel
  06/16/26
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM ...
histrionic plaza goyim
  06/16/26
Ties are really faggy.
maniacal hunting ground
  06/16/26
8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- in...
nubile cordovan chapel
  06/16/26
where tf is bloodacre btw
red charismatic brunch nibblets
  06/16/26
BW3s
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  06/17/26
🇺🇸🫡
gay of hormuz
  06/17/26


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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: sinister drunken state ladyboy

Over and over again.

No way you're leaving that bar without chucking knucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941959)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: spectacular opaque nursing home knife

you stupid americans don't UNDERSTAND futbol. your not supposed to actually try to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941962)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: sinister drunken state ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941976)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: spectacular opaque nursing home knife

you don't miss 100% of the shots you don't take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941994)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: dull place of business ticket booth

it's bad luck to get more than 2 goals in a game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941997)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: metal step-uncle's house

IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY, CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND SPORTSMANSHIP LIKE TAKING A NOSE DIVE BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR JERSEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942078)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: histrionic plaza goyim

"WHY AREN'T THEY JUST KICKING IT IN THE GOAL?? ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!?!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49941987)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: sinister drunken state ladyboy

The goal is HUGE and the goalie is tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942002)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: flickering ultramarine cumskin

One of my sons is coming along as a soccer player, and 2 of the things we're working on are: (1) taking a good shot when you have one, rather than trying to manufacture a great shot and (2) putting the ball in the middle of the field for your teammates, instead of trying to dribble around a bunch of defenders to create a great shot--that is unlikely to come to fruition--for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942007)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Irate pea-brained set

Soccer desperately needs to be moneyballed. 400 shots on goal a game from all over the field. Block the goalie's view with guys on shoulders, forming a circle around the ball as its dribbled downfield, etc. Lots of low hanging fruit here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942018)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: histrionic plaza goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942019)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Glittery Principal's Office

i saw a funny clip from Cal Ripken but can't find it now. he was a standout soccer player in high school and was recruited for college soccer.

anyway, some famous soccer player was asking Ripken about his playing style and Ripken said he was always ready to take a good shot on goal. the player asked what Ripken considered a good shot and Ripken laughed and said "anything within 50 yards was a good shot for me."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942056)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: flickering ultramarine cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942099)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: spectacular opaque nursing home knife

also there are no enforcers. they barely sub and have an entire bench sitting there with faggy vests never seeing any action. get one or two of them to be the team instigators and put them in to fuck with the other team if you're fighting an uphill battle like paragay was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942072)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: metal step-uncle's house

I don't get why goalies wear mickey mouse gloves. Can someone explain like I'm 40?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942081)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated cruise ship idiot

This works for kids leagues, but won't work in the pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942037)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: flickering ultramarine cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942001)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Glittery Principal's Office

one trick that works everytime: says "well if our NFL players had played soccer, the US would be better than the rest of the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942041)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: nubile cordovan chapel

Why can't they keep playing until the tie is broken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942045)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: histrionic plaza goyim

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OTHER TEAM

ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID??!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942050)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: maniacal hunting ground

Ties are really faggy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942077)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: nubile cordovan chapel

8 of the first 19 games in the World Cup ended in a tie-- including a 0-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942082)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: red charismatic brunch nibblets

where tf is bloodacre btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49942367)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

BW3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49943528)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

🇺🇸🫡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874676&forum_id=2#49944067)