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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
diverse sanctuary
  07/26/25
smooth
know-it-all puce laser beams box office
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internet-worthy crackhouse
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Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler
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Marvelous iridescent ticket booth
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
startling twisted space crotch
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thriller sound barrier roast beef
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Appetizing associate school
  07/26/25
What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
Milky meetinghouse
  07/26/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Jade stimulating psychic national
  07/26/25
180
razzle-dazzle ivory garrison juggernaut
  07/26/25
Awkward
Anal stead trust fund
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Jade stimulating psychic national
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
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Wine Parlor Feces
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
Submissive Nofapping Menage
  07/27/25
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Outnumbered parlour liquid oxygen
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
internet-worthy crackhouse
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
lascivious sweet tailpipe gaping
  07/26/25
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Submissive Nofapping Menage
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
cyan dilemma
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
adulterous excitant turdskin market
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Arousing Frozen Home
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
Aphrodisiac halford
  07/26/25
The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
Hot
slate son of senegal
  07/26/25
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Submissive Nofapping Menage
  07/27/25
“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
razzmatazz fishy keepsake machete
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
Rambunctious curious water buffalo
  07/26/25
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cyan dilemma
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
Adventurous Pearly Kitchen Generalized Bond
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
Startled community account
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
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Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running...
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Ungodly slippery dragon
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Supple idiot coffee pot
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Startled community account
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Outnumbered parlour liquid oxygen
  07/27/25
*tosses BC out the window*
Black contagious bawdyhouse
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Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler
  07/26/25
I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a ...
Ultramarine Selfie
  07/26/25
Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dog...
demanding indigo goyim
  07/26/25
(Andy Byron)
Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler
  07/27/25
I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
vibrant candlestick maker telephone
  07/27/25
I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
startling twisted space crotch
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: diverse sanctuary

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: know-it-all puce laser beams box office

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Marvelous iridescent ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: startling twisted space crotch

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: thriller sound barrier roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Appetizing associate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Milky meetinghouse

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Jade stimulating psychic national

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory garrison juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Anal stead trust fund

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Jade stimulating psychic national

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Wine Parlor Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Submissive Nofapping Menage

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered parlour liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy crackhouse

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: lascivious sweet tailpipe gaping

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Submissive Nofapping Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: cyan dilemma

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: adulterous excitant turdskin market

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Arousing Frozen Home

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac halford

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: slate son of senegal

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Submissive Nofapping Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz fishy keepsake machete

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious curious water buffalo

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: cyan dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Pearly Kitchen Generalized Bond

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Startled community account

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Startled community account

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Submissive Nofapping Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Ungodly slippery dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Supple idiot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Startled community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered parlour liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Black contagious bawdyhouse

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine Selfie

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: demanding indigo goyim

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Bearded Quadroon Deer Antler

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: vibrant candlestick maker telephone

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: startling twisted space crotch

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134738)