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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593550) |
Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Wes Scantlin $50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593565) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: cass gikes Pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593567) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: ,,,;,,,,,;:;,,,,;::::;,,,;;:::;:;:?:::::;;;;;; Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593576) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)
I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593585) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong) They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593609) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐) WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.
biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him. |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593616) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593968) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Anne Frank sporting a full xmas bush HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.
HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: fulano pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593595) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: Wes Scantlin I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593678) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593988) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:.,..,.. Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593571) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: cass gikes This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593583) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593618) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., Why would Vance allow that to happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593632) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:.,..,.. Vance will be one of the defendants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593809) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593840) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:.,..,.. not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593854) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593960) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png Worse than fired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593990) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: boomer taking out reverse mortgage to spend on OF In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49594029) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: Louis Poasteur Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593572) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593628) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Bill McHenry is a 26-year-old White male a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49594040) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: [deleted by poaster] (my rich inner screens) you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593608) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::, A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593631) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593636) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: AZNgirl asking ICE Officer to Shoot in her Mouth Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593851) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: UN peacekeeper sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593967) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593984) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49593994) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: '"'''"'''"""" If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49594034) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: https://i.imgur.com/ovcBe0z.png OP did you even join ICE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2#49594047) |