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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Translucent 180 Old Irish Cottage Forum
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
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Cream elite jewess
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Crusty Stage Round Eye
  08/02/25
rip
Maniacal razzmatazz school pervert
  08/02/25
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Translucent 180 Old Irish Cottage Forum
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Demanding Walnut Gunner
  08/01/25
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violent garrison
  08/01/25
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Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Startled Arrogant Cruise Ship Foreskin
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
infuriating low-t center trust fund
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
gaped avocado potus newt
  08/01/25
yes
infuriating low-t center trust fund
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
infuriating low-t center trust fund
  08/01/25
?
Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
gaped avocado potus newt
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
violent garrison
  08/01/25
Sick
Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
...
infuriating low-t center trust fund
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
scarlet talented hell depressive
  08/02/25
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adventurous lettuce locus
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
infuriating low-t center trust fund
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Maniacal razzmatazz school pervert
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Coral territorial spot
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
scarlet talented hell depressive
  08/02/25
Hdy
Coral territorial spot
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
marvelous chartreuse market
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Outnumbered beady-eyed goal in life field
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Violet insane idea he suggested area
  08/02/25
Titcr
Exhilarant point police squad
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Coral territorial spot
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Violet insane idea he suggested area
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Coral territorial spot
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Obsidian People Who Are Hurt Bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Violet insane idea he suggested area
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Rebellious odious halford gas station
  08/02/25
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mischievous parlor doctorate
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Haunting electric tanning salon
  08/02/25
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self-centered trump supporter national
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Mildly autistic copper stead
  08/02/25
?
Coral territorial spot
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Indecent hairraiser half-breed
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Coral territorial spot

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Translucent 180 Old Irish Cottage Forum

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Cream elite jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Crusty Stage Round Eye

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Maniacal razzmatazz school pervert

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Translucent 180 Old Irish Cottage Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Demanding Walnut Gunner

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: violent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Startled Arrogant Cruise Ship Foreskin

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: infuriating low-t center trust fund

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: gaped avocado potus newt

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: infuriating low-t center trust fund

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: infuriating low-t center trust fund

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: gaped avocado potus newt

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: violent garrison

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: infuriating low-t center trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: scarlet talented hell depressive

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: adventurous lettuce locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: infuriating low-t center trust fund

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Maniacal razzmatazz school pervert

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: scarlet talented hell depressive

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Coral territorial spot

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: marvelous chartreuse market

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Outnumbered beady-eyed goal in life field

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Violet insane idea he suggested area

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant point police squad

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Coral territorial spot

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Violet insane idea he suggested area

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Obsidian People Who Are Hurt Bawdyhouse

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Violet insane idea he suggested area

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Rebellious odious halford gas station

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: mischievous parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Haunting electric tanning salon

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: self-centered trump supporter national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Mildly autistic copper stead

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Coral territorial spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Indecent hairraiser half-breed

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)