Date: October 6th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: low-t cocky knife
I so want to find this thread but can’t.
Spaceporn told us some story about how his poetry made him popular with hot cheerleader type girls at HS. They used to fawn on him and swoon inappropriately when drunk, but he would palm them off, and their football player boyfriends would see this and be grateful that SP did not take advantage of their drunk cheerleader girlfriends - the football players and SP would lock eyes and nod in mutual acknowledgement, like men.
I wish I was flaming but this is actually what he claimed. I so want to find this again, it was so great
Date: October 7th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: Poppy lettuce church
He also had a thread about how he describes sp jr’s penis to his co-workers.
It is shitmodded long ago of course but hand to God it was real. It included the phrase “we are a very dick-size obsessed tribe” in reference to his office, not sure why I vividly remember that 😐
he literally let his coworkers abuse his son with him imo. that's why he knows he'll never get fired as a result of his poasts about being a little boy rapist. it's terrifying to think about