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Spaceporn here, my nickname in high school and law school was "buttondick"

those were some 180 times, bros
Soul-stirring Kitchen
  09/30/26
SP was a Chad in HS who would high five with the captain of ...
Citrine Toilet Seat
  09/30/26
yea i remember that very believable, totally credible story
Soul-stirring Kitchen
  09/30/26
that was amazing
low-t cocky knife
  10/05/26
i feel like i am sorely missing out here
fragrant frum state
  10/05/26
I so want to find this thread but can’t. Spaceporn t...
low-t cocky knife
  10/06/26
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arousing idea he suggested headpube
  10/06/26
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navy fighting circlehead
  10/06/26
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irate base
  10/06/26
hes so damn smooth
fragrant frum state
  10/06/26
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low-t cocky knife
  10/06/26
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Carnelian shrine
  10/05/26
When did you grow to acorn level?
Bat-shit-crazy cowardly property gunner
  10/05/26
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Soul-stirring Kitchen
  10/05/26
haha butt on dick is what he calls his son
fragrant frum state
  10/05/26
...
Soul-stirring Kitchen
  10/05/26
haha yeah haha
low-t cocky knife
  10/05/26
haha yeah
fragrant frum state
  10/06/26
Didn’t he once say that he had told his coworkers abou...
Pumonymous
  10/06/26
very on brand for him to make admissions like that to people...
Soul-stirring Kitchen
  10/06/26
He also had a thread about how he describes sp jr’s pe...
Poppy lettuce church
  10/07/26
he literally let his coworkers abuse his son with him imo. t...
ferengi
  10/07/26
jfc spaceporn jfc
low-t cocky knife
  10/07/26
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Soul-stirring Kitchen
  10/07/26


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Date: September 30th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen

those were some 180 times, bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50162644)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine Toilet Seat

SP was a Chad in HS who would high five with the captain of the football team after stealing his girlfriend by reading her original poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50162649)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen

yea i remember that very believable, totally credible story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50162666)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: low-t cocky knife

that was amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171783)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: fragrant frum state

i feel like i am sorely missing out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171811)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: low-t cocky knife

I so want to find this thread but can’t.

Spaceporn told us some story about how his poetry made him popular with hot cheerleader type girls at HS. They used to fawn on him and swoon inappropriately when drunk, but he would palm them off, and their football player boyfriends would see this and be grateful that SP did not take advantage of their drunk cheerleader girlfriends - the football players and SP would lock eyes and nod in mutual acknowledgement, like men.

I wish I was flaming but this is actually what he claimed. I so want to find this again, it was so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174245)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: arousing idea he suggested headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174248)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: navy fighting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174250)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: irate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174288)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: fragrant frum state

hes so damn smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174318)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: low-t cocky knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174522)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Carnelian shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171858)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cowardly property gunner

When did you grow to acorn level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171785)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171806)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:55 AM
Author: fragrant frum state

haha butt on dick is what he calls his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171812)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171857)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: low-t cocky knife

haha yeah haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171888)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: fragrant frum state

haha yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174185)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Didn’t he once say that he had told his coworkers about having a micropenis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174591)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen

very on brand for him to make admissions like that to people who are not close friends (who, indeed, mock, defame and occasionally threaten him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175294)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Poppy lettuce church

He also had a thread about how he describes sp jr’s penis to his co-workers.

It is shitmodded long ago of course but hand to God it was real. It included the phrase “we are a very dick-size obsessed tribe” in reference to his office, not sure why I vividly remember that 😐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175325)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: ferengi

he literally let his coworkers abuse his son with him imo. that's why he knows he'll never get fired as a result of his poasts about being a little boy rapist. it's terrifying to think about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175329)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: low-t cocky knife

jfc spaceporn jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175540)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 5:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175554)