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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: azure school faggot firefighter http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: azure school faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: azure school faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: exhilarant bronze public bath goyim lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Lascivious Rusted Gas Station Stain What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: turquoise insecure striped hyena old irish cottage http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: very tactful stag film dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: shimmering fiercely-loyal theatre scourge upon the earth Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: very tactful stag film cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: magenta base "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: alcoholic yapping lodge It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: azure school faggot firefighter Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: sinister puppy tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Titillating cobalt casino tank 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Bistre Plaza awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Chest-beating Diverse Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: tripping new version business firm these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: buff boistinker Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: balding resort 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Galvanic sex offender You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: floppy plum dilemma lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Olive Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Olive Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Stubborn Ticket Booth Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607) |