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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
Rambunctious home
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Underhanded Toaster
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Underhanded Toaster
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important thread
Underhanded Toaster
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Chest-beating Coldplay Fan
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
navy death wish personal credit line
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
Rambunctious home
  09/28/23
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Underhanded Toaster
  09/28/23
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Underhanded Toaster
  09/28/23
Classical music
Hairless locus
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
self-centered sepia reading party
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Cerebral fat ankles
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
Deep Field
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Shimmering blood rage
  09/28/23
It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Hideous Hell Dysfunction
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Crystalline lettuce meetinghouse
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
cowardly pit
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
Rambunctious home
  09/28/23
Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
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rough-skinned smoky mother
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Rambunctious home
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious home

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808088)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Underhanded Toaster



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Underhanded Toaster



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Underhanded Toaster

important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808183)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808189)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: navy death wish personal credit line

Water would be his kryptonite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808187)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: Rambunctious home

no, a job would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854770)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Underhanded Toaster



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Underhanded Toaster



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Hairless locus

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: self-centered sepia reading party

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46808195)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Cerebral fat ankles

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854791)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Deep Field

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854851)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Shimmering blood rage



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Hideous Hell Dysfunction

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854901)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Crystalline lettuce meetinghouse



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: cowardly pit

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854794)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious home

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46855331)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Shimmering blood rage

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#46854814)



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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious home



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Pearly Floppy Corn Cake



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned smoky mother



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Rambunctious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#49803340)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Jet low-t pistol

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2#49803466)



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Date: May 9th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Rambunctious home



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