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cuban sandwiches suck

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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
this is false imo one of my top 10 (and I include patty m...
geriatric knife
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
i dont want to argue about matters of the palate. i don't ag...
geriatric knife
  04/17/26
a patty melt is 100% a sandwich
Provocative low-t roommate doctorate
  04/17/26
no you suck.
White Appetizing Trust Fund
  04/17/26
no lil breh is right imo. it's a fundamentally weird recipe.
racy library skinny woman
  04/17/26
Motherfucker, how can pork, mustard, and pickles be a fundam...
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
I might like my homemade cuban sandwiches more than muffalet...
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
this post makes me so hungry
Provocative low-t roommate doctorate
  04/17/26
No, they're nearly POTUS when made well From where did yo...
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
Damn, seems we all RAN HERE at the same time
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
wtf
geriatric knife
  04/17/26
If in Miami, then it's probably just not to your taste If...
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
you got a po boy
geriatric knife
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
the idea of a gas station cuban sandwich is even worse than ...
Provocative low-t roommate doctorate
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
this post really upsets me, please stop
Provocative low-t roommate doctorate
  04/17/26
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narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
Thread starting to make sense...
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
I'm literally rending my garments and gnashing my teeth and ...
Provocative low-t roommate doctorate
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
no connection to your ability to enjoy good food instead of ...
Provocative low-t roommate doctorate
  04/17/26
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Cocky hissy fit native
  04/17/26
theyre pretty good with actual roast pork
Buff brunch gay wizard
  04/17/26
cubans are tied with BLTs for being the most ideal sandwich....
Cocky hissy fit native
  04/17/26
Cr
Aqua Submissive Pisswyrm
  04/17/26
They're S tier along with a well made Monte Cristo with rasp...
floppy kitchen
  04/17/26
This is such an objectively bad take. Cuban's are well wi...
dashing saffron indian lodge
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
i've only had them outside of miami and they've always been ...
Charcoal Electric Furnace
  04/17/26
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galvanic sneaky criminal station
  04/17/26
i'm baffled by all the posters that apparently love bland bo...
Charcoal Electric Furnace
  04/17/26
Yes, that most be what all of us Cuban defenders ate talking...
narrow-minded locus
  04/17/26
Okay, I lol’d
disturbing dingle berry
  04/17/26
sometimes you read a take so bad it makes you stop and think...
autistic exciting dog poop
  04/17/26
Never had one but now can’t wait to try one in your ho...
disturbing dingle berry
  04/17/26
it would be an honor! miami is the best. can probably also ...
autistic exciting dog poop
  04/18/26
;-)
disturbing dingle berry
  04/18/26
cuban food is absolute horseshit in general. cuba's food is ...
Excitant soggy locale liquid oxygen
  04/17/26
Tortas are worse
self-centered crackhouse
  04/17/26
cubans taste great so does the sandwich
Razzmatazz pea-brained rigor heaven
  04/17/26
stay in your lane
geriatric knife
  04/23/26


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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823481)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: geriatric knife

this is false imo

one of my top 10 (and I include patty melts as sandwiches)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823486)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823489)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: geriatric knife

i dont want to argue about matters of the palate. i don't agree with your position whatsoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823503)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Provocative low-t roommate doctorate

a patty melt is 100% a sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823527)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: White Appetizing Trust Fund

no you suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823487)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: racy library skinny woman

no lil breh is right imo. it's a fundamentally weird recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823491)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

Motherfucker, how can pork, mustard, and pickles be a fundamentally "weird" recipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823496)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823504)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

I might like my homemade cuban sandwiches more than muffalettas, which is saying a lot. My first was in Miami, and it was fucking great. If you make it at home, you can spoon on some of the pork drippings (or the braising liquid for an even better version than using roasted pork)

But if you're getting shit from Scholotsky's or Jason's Deli or Which Which or someshit, then yeah, it will suck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823525)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Provocative low-t roommate doctorate

this post makes me so hungry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823533)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

No, they're nearly POTUS when made well

From where did you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823488)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

Damn, seems we all RAN HERE at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823494)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823495)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: geriatric knife

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823498)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

If in Miami, then it's probably just not to your taste

If you're in Saint Louis and doing this, evaluate your life decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823506)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823516)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: geriatric knife

you got a po boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823531)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823546)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Provocative low-t roommate doctorate

the idea of a gas station cuban sandwich is even worse than gas station sushi

you're a first rate poaster <3 but you're making some ttt food decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823518)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823522)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Provocative low-t roommate doctorate

this post really upsets me, please stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823529)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823543)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823549)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

Thread starting to make sense...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823553)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative low-t roommate doctorate

I'm literally rending my garments and gnashing my teeth and actually wailing with distress at this, please upgrade your eating habits it'll transform your life for the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823554)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823561)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Provocative low-t roommate doctorate

no connection to your ability to enjoy good food instead of slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823567)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Cocky hissy fit native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823526)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Buff brunch gay wizard

theyre pretty good with actual roast pork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823521)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Cocky hissy fit native

cubans are tied with BLTs for being the most ideal sandwich.

simple, minimal ingredients, and delicious. what more can you ask for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823532)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Aqua Submissive Pisswyrm

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823658)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

They're S tier along with a well made Monte Cristo with raspberry jelly and powdered sugar sprinkled atop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823674)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: dashing saffron indian lodge

This is such an objectively bad take.

Cuban's are well within the top 10 of sandwiches. The fact you're eating them cold is truly appalling and you should be banished from making any statements regarding food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823760)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823852)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Charcoal Electric Furnace

i've only had them outside of miami and they've always been terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823859)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: galvanic sneaky criminal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823864)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Charcoal Electric Furnace

i'm baffled by all the posters that apparently love bland bone dry pork slathered in yellow mustard mashed between slices of stale bread with pickles. oh what a sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824138)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded locus

Yes, that most be what all of us Cuban defenders ate talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824386)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: disturbing dingle berry

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824375)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: autistic exciting dog poop

sometimes you read a take so bad it makes you stop and think wtf. this is one such occasion. not only are cuban sandwiches delicious (in Miami POTUS, but also very good in many major cities) they are also fairly simple. it's a slam dunk thing to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49823917)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: disturbing dingle berry

Never had one but now can’t wait to try one in your honor, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824381)



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Date: April 18th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: autistic exciting dog poop

it would be an honor! miami is the best. can probably also do fine in tampa, nyc, los angeles, chicago, dallas, and houston. maybe more. it's a pretty simple sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49826045)



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Date: April 18th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: disturbing dingle berry

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49826119)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: Excitant soggy locale liquid oxygen

cuban food is absolute horseshit in general. cuba's food is also very different, and much worse, than the american cuban food btw. but overall very bland and fried rice and chicken is basically it. dog shit compared to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824377)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: self-centered crackhouse

Tortas are worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824380)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz pea-brained rigor heaven

cubans taste great

so does the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49824384)



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Date: April 23rd, 2026 8:24 AM
Author: geriatric knife

stay in your lane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857836&forum_id=2#49836495)