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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:50 AM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface Some of the most impressive simping I’ve ever seen, but let’s ignore that completely and make a dozen threads about TBF because he called me out on it. LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165169) |
Date: March 17th, 2022 11:50 AM Author: Histrionic milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165171) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:51 AM Author: razzle church building hate to see it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165178) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:59 AM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface Knew guys like him in college. Really cool guys until women are around. Then they get catty and are willing to burn all their brothers around them just to get a crumb of pussy. Really disappointing when they reveal themselves like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165230) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:08 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165292) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:09 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165296) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:16 PM Author: massive brilliant field Knew guys like him in college lmao you sound like you graduated yesterday.
And apt analogy. One of your bros in the toxic masculinity frat gets a girl and it'll never be like the old days. Rub one out for me will ya? |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:20 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault "toxic masculinity frat"
Ask me how I know that your college experience was spent groveling for pussy as you've done here |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:22 PM Author: massive brilliant field You don't know anything about me and this is a totally baseless assumption. Not to mention it's simply wrong. "I know simps!!" sneered the totally not incel bashing anonymous sex havers on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165388) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:36 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault I think it's pretty clear from my poasting history that I'm far from an incel -- I'll let the rest of the board decide that though. I do know that kvetching about "toxic masculinity" guarantees you have thought about sucking cock though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165452) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:10 PM Author: massive brilliant field CR Chad knock 'em dead. But only wife the virgins, no the Tinder slores. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165694) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:08 PM Author: buff genital piercing whoa cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168165) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:30 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface "You don't know anything about me and this is a totally baseless assumption. Not to mention it's simply wrong." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165428) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:36 PM Author: metal motley base black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165457) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed New Version Brunch crumb of pussy tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165585) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:25 PM Author: Aromatic set trump supporter Didn’t you hook up w HATP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165801) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:14 PM Author: Histrionic milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166127) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:50 PM Author: razzle church building Without aspersing HATP, whom idk from Adam, I've had similar experiences, that have seen me betrayed, punched in the gut, left for dead, all sorts of dishonorable and unbecoming conduct, and for what? Just the prospect of a pat on the head from a pussy.
This is why, as a general matter, I only trust guys who are either very skilled with women, or else so aspie that women don't register. (Also certain gay fascists, but they have their own issues, like efforts at conversion and trying to molest kids.) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:51 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office he's gotten more than a "pat" on the head :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166340) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:52 PM Author: razzle church building I think you missed which head I was referring to; noun & verb, even. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166345) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:57 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office oh word so i was making the joke u already made. women are so unfunny! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166375) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:59 PM Author: razzle church building Don't feel bad, you're ahead of the curve since you've developed what scientists refer to as "secondary humor," viz. the ability of talented females to mimic the funny expressions and behaviors of powerful primary humorants (often a father, brother, or lover). So while you lack primary humorant glands, you can still fake it to a level better than most 'males' out there these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166382) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:00 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface My wife does this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166394) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:01 PM Author: razzle church building That is a mark of pride, you must be a strong primary humorant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166396) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 5:30 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface Thank you I’m very lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44167557) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:02 PM Author: Histrionic milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166400) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:05 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166414) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig Excellent post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44186850) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:20 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49203968) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:30 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204020) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:49 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204077) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204142) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204243) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:22 PM Author: """'"'"""'' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204278) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 11:57 AM Author: massive brilliant field I don't think about you at all but the funny thing is how seriously TBF takes himself and about how he's going to foment revolution by JQ pilling the world yet his brain broke the other day and he went on a poasting streak about my alleged personal life. I mean just imagine the Fuhrer of the Third Reich having to pause the war so he could gossip about some random guy on the internet lmao.
I don't think about you losers at all I have my own life and it's pretty 180. I don't poast or not poast because of you but definitely 180 on calling me out for having my brain broke. I'm doing just fine. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:06 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface I would appreciate the luxury of not having to think about you, but with your pathetic simping and TBF rage threading everywhere you haven’t afforded me that option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165280) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:14 PM Author: massive brilliant field Odd you think about me so much and I don't think about you at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165337) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:16 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface “Look at how retarded I am!” Wow that guy’s pretty retarded “LOL ODD HOW MUCH YOU THINK ABOUT ME I DON’T THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL” |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:16 PM Author: massive brilliant field It really gets under your skin that I'm happy and do what I want huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165359) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault No. You misunderstand all of this entirely. Your behavior has made you an object of disgust, mostly because of how groveling it is. Now it's just fun to shit on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165369) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:27 PM Author: massive brilliant field Ty for your opinion on my behavior lmao
I'm definitely not happy and doing what I want and unconcerned what you think |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office "object of disgust" def sounds like you have stronger emotions here than he does... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165604) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:08 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault lmfao did the used up box write this or is her vacuous, droning poasting voice just sexually transmitted? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165290) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: massive brilliant field You're right brah sex havers are done here. Wish I could be in a barracks with a bunch of bros stroking each other off. It's too bad we can't hate all women like the old days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165351) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:18 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault I wasn't making fun of you for having sex, I was making fun of you for being stupid, and having sex with a worthless piece of meat. If you can't understand that distinction, I'm honestly not surprised but I am not going to invest any time into trying to further simplify it for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165366) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:20 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Is he even having sex with her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165377) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface That’s what’s so crazy about all this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165383) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: massive brilliant field Not yet brother but she said if I white knight long enough, hard enough, she might let me sniff her used panties. Worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165393) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault We don't think you're joking, we think this is actually how you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165402) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:26 PM Author: massive brilliant field 180 you're right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165409) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:34 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165443) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:47 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165530) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:55 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165579) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac angry resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165716) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:52 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#46328569) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault Well, he's certainly implied as much, but it would be even funnier if he were going through all of this and not doing so. Can't think of anything more desperate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165400) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:27 PM Author: massive brilliant field Cr assumption. Proceed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165412) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:07 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office if, hypothetically, we *were* fucking, i would have encouraged him to neither confirm nor deny this on the bort due to the whole "psychotically jealous ex" thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165665) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: massive brilliant field Can you define the worthwhile pieces of meat? Should I get a nice Hill Country trad wife? Should I marry a virgin 20 year old I met at church? What's your puritanical standard? I'm really waiting for your approval.
It's not like women are people who go through whatever they go through in life and grow and mature and have challenges and life experiences and change over time. If a woman isn't perfect per your standard the day she turns 18 and is ready to marry a conservative master man and be loyal and perfect forever, she's probably worthless. God forbid she have a single thought of her own. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:34 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault Hilarious typical shitlibbery conflating rampant sluthood with capacity for independent thought. To answer your sincere question, I think a baseline should be "hasn't been riding the cock carousel for 30 years" -- I understand, though, that someone of your disposition may enjoy thinking about being left with heavily used goods. Some of us prefer not to have shared with a hundred other cocks though -- only effeminate oversocialization has deconditioned you from this natural impulse.
It's always funny to me when women and their pet faggots try to excuse their behavior with some horseshit platitude about growth. If it takes raging promiscuity for you to "grow" -- what growth does this accomplish in the first place? -- you are literally fucking defective.
Your inability to engage with my central claim -- that this whore's sexual history and attention seeking behavior devalues her and any who are attached to her -- without resorting to shockingly generic strawmen ("guess she has to be perfect for you, huh?!") Is pretty telling, but a noteworthy aside is that there are plenty of women who DO meet the "not used-up cumsock" criteria, so it's not a hard standard to meet (unless you're a worthless whore lmao). |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: massive brilliant field Yes any woman who is not perfectly formed as a human being at 18 is a whore who should be stoned to death Taliban style. Sharia take the wheel.
0 cocks - perfect, wifeable 1-3 cocks - maybe you can save a ho 4+ - burn her at the stake.
Bro did you never P&D anyone? Where do chicks go after you sleep with them and never call em back? Do they just disappear or die? Should they kill themselves rather than go on living?
Have some compassion for the fact that it's difficult for women to find the right guy, that dating is just as hard for them as it is for us. That you're not going to find a 20 year old with a fully formed personality.
You really sound like an autistic incel with all your judgment, like you think I'm living some sort of Ben Garrison comic where I'm a middle aged Melvin doctor picking up the pieces of some broken ho covered in other men's cum. It's just not true. Bro I did whatever I wanted with women in my 20s. Not some super study incel waiting around for Chad to turn her over to me. I've been through a lot of hos and you know what with age my preferences change and when you meet someone you're very attracted to and you really click personality wise why would you give a shit what some assholes on the internet think? You're just blowing smoke bro. We don't care about yo opinyonz. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:48 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Your simping was so over the top I assumed you weee schtick until you put in literally dozens of hours and made screeds like this. Can’t believe someone thinks like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165535) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:51 PM Author: massive brilliant field QED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165553) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Well look if indeed you are contending this is flame schtick then great you’ve just wasted days of time — who is the fool in this situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165568) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface The really sad thing is that, while some may like the Box's posting, no one really respects her. That's fine for her, she clearly gets no utility out of being respected, but men's social hierarchy is predicated on respect. HATP unironically will never recover from this on bort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165721) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:18 PM Author: massive brilliant field To wit, Heinrich Himmler was cheating on his wife with his secretary - he wanted to divorce his wife and marry her, but he knew that his SS officers were forbidden from such behavior. So he maintained the secretary as a side piece under the radar and never formally married her, to keep up appearances with his men. CR respect is EVERYTHING. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165739) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:20 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan Until yesterday I was hoping he was running shtick too. After the performance in megathreads like this it's clear it's genuine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165754) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:23 PM Author: razzle church building One of the most 180 undercurrents of this whole mess has been the confirmation that LSD is among the most level-headed people on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165785) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:24 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface He's doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165791) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:29 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan Lmao thank you brother. I'm just a humble happily married God fearing Christian with kids, which in today's satan manipulated clown planet is the most incongruous shtick of all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165832) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:54 PM Author: razzle church building 180, we need moar like you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165995) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:14 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168219) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:59 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168100) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:32 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Yes exactly either he’s not schtick or the joke is on him for running a schtick way way too much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165858) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:55 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165998) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:02 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault "you think I'm living some sort of Ben Garrison comic where I'm a middle aged Melvin doctor picking up the pieces of some broken ho covered in other men's cum"
Yes, this is exactly true. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office lmao @ "raging promiscuity" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165620) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig for the audience: she "disagrees" with this lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168231) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:26 PM Author: massive brilliant field Lmao I really triggered y'all.
He's a simp!! I just know it!! said the cabal of internet trolls to the guy they totally don't know.
I honestly didn't think you'd jump to so many baseless conclusions in unison. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:35 PM Author: razzle church building For context, during your crusade you gratuitously insulted me for correctly stating that your officious intermeddling could not help the situation, yet may exacerbate it. Charges of simping aside, you have an heroic self-conception on which you esteem yourself, but your efforts to help falter on the reality that you've no power to stop people from making bad choices. This dissonance between your self-concept as a noble crusader & the reality that you can't help people causes distress, so you lash out.
But all the same, it just goes to show you're a good dude and solid bro. Go easy on itself, you don't need to take on the world on some lady's account. Box is a big girl and she can look after herself. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:42 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface Posting unhinged screeds defending some internet whore's honor and insulting good guys on this board does not make him a "good bro". It makes him decidedly the opposite of a "good bro". The fundamental point that he will never respond to nor will he ever address is that no one would defend the Box in the way he is currently doing unless he was sexually involved or interested in becoming sexually involved with her in some way. This is irrefutable. His only hope is to somehow convince people that his simping is blameless. Good fucking luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165499) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:50 PM Author: Self-absorbed New Version Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165545) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:52 PM Author: razzle church building I doubt he's fucking her. He just has a savior complex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165561) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: massive brilliant field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165570) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:15 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168226) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:46 PM Author: massive brilliant field Ljl get rekt I do want I want. Your pedantic sophistry belies your inability to effectively communicate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165527) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:50 PM Author: razzle church building Your empty response just concedes by silence my central point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165543) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:51 PM Author: massive brilliant field Cr brah I concede your central point. Don't think I even read your word salad lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165550) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:51 PM Author: razzle church building OK cool. You seem uninvested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165554) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:38 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault "you don't know me!" cried the wounded faggot
If you're ok with other dudes' leftovers, you need to think about how desperate that makes you |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:52 PM Author: Concupiscible dysfunction church The harsh reality is that either a large portion of the species is going to have to drop this attitude (seeing women who have engaged in the same degenerate sexual behaviors as men from the same cohort as "leftovers" or possessed of a singularly undesirable sexual history) or we're going to be facing a mass extinction (via so many different cuts) from a civilizational-level critical failure to create micro-level "life-meaning" through the time-tested method of the family unit You can get a virgin wife for yourself Hegemon but this isn't the 50s we're in. We're in fucking crunch time here and we should be doing everything we can to encourage people to pair off and get white baby-making before the socio-biological doomsday clock hits midnight |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:47 PM Author: Concupiscible dysfunction church The whole "simp" shit seems more and more just like sad men rationalizing and projecting away their own broken-heartedness from engaging unfavorably in (charitably) a far, far less than ideal """"dating market""" A guy really disturbed by/lamenting the endless abyss of the shitty gender dynamic in 2022 doesn't go on the internet spamming "simp simp simp" like some sort of weird tribal mantra. Instead he puts on a sackcloth robe and pulls out his hair in the middle of traffic, shouting at God imo. The things wrt this that have hurt and broken people (disproportionately men, I still believe) are like little Faulknerian tragedies one and all and once the gravity of that catches up to you there's not much fun to be made about the topic without revealing your own bitterness about a thoroughly destroyed worldview regarding dating, women, whatever element of the "God-given pairing" bit is on your mind as you hit "Poast" Every guy was a simp for some girl once. I can see it on all of your digital faces. It sucks. It's trash to be there; it's trash to be used by some bitch when you're just doing what your father (a greater man than you, from a greater time himself) taught you regarding women. But why not build your fellow guy up rather than tear him down for displaying his humanity and capacity for the sort of ideal thoughtlessness-in-affection that comes with romantic love, that kind that one day would provide a spiritually lush home for a woman and child if properly nurtured That said box is not the one to be defending about any of this stuff, she's made her choices, she's doing what she wants, and we can see the fruits from that pretty clearly. This attitude would make a lot more sense if you weren't doing it for the benefit of someone who is likely a predator at worst and a goat at best in the dating realm, i.e. someone who isn't an xopoa. Good impulses perhaps; poor outlet |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: Self-absorbed New Version Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165566) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:55 PM Author: razzle church building I'm trying to build him up, but he's got his dander up now so there's not much point. Also, I think we both have kids + married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165580) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:00 PM Author: Concupiscible dysfunction church He's not married and he doesn't have kids. He's in that dating limbo that (understandably; reasonably) comes for single men at that age and looking for some assurance that the other men in his age range are on the same page as him before he sucks it up and pulls the trigger on an acceptable woman. Man is a social creature and that's 👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165609) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:17 PM Author: razzle church building Well in that case, he needs a bit of an attitude adjustment, but agreed there's no need to be mean about it. Counterproductive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165731) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:36 PM Author: metal motley base black woman Yeah that simping was off the charts brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165454) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:41 PM Author: Self-absorbed New Version Brunch It's absolutely revolting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165488) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 PM Author: metal motley base black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165540) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:49 PM Author: aphrodisiac angry resort He tremendously sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165536) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 12:58 PM Author: Lascivious seedy voyeur Link to the TBF thread(s) in question? I'm in the mood to read some unhinged yet devastating screeds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165592) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060796&mc=2&forum_id=2 https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060755&mc=6&forum_id=2 https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060751&mc=6&forum_id=2 https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060962&mc=2&forum_id=2 https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060971&mc=2&forum_id=2 They're not really screeds. Just flaccid swipes.
EDIT: Ah. I realized you meant TBF threads. https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059590&mc=64&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:04 PM Author: Lascivious seedy voyeur LJL. I figured tbf would show up to take him apart but this was such an impotent effort that he didn't even bother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165643) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:27 PM Author: razzle church building If this subthread were its own topic, this would be a ONE SHOT KILL - SUICIDE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165819) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:48 PM Author: Lascivious seedy voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165944) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:53 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165987) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 4:40 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44167211) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 4:40 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44167215) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan Sad to watch, but unsurprising considering the woman at question broke over a dozen poasters brains before.
I guess HATP and gunerattt weren't around back then to witness those situations play out and did not believe the ample warnings they received from multiple poasters before getting involved.
Another driving factor at play here I think is the numale propensity for intuitively gravitating toward drama, and attempting to earn social media "clout" by generating attention. "Any attention is good attention" as a strategy to climb the social hierarchy. "Odd you think about me so much and I don't think about you at all", "It really gets under your skin that I'm happy and do what I want huh", "It's too bad we can't hate all women like the old days.", "I do want I want" "you don't know me!" - if you removed the monikers these are all undistinguishable from poasts by bluesmoke, box, Julia, benzo or any other number of female poasters. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:03 PM Author: Lascivious seedy voyeur I'm operating under the assumption that the tbtp took over the HATP account and is effectively sockpuppeting rn.
In any case, everyone involved in any of this gay drama should die in a grease fire. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:05 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface I made a thread about this theory the other day. https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5059324&mc=14&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:06 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office HATP has been on xo for over a decade. he actually hated me when he just knew me as The Box, but once we talked one-on-one (on the bort and later off), he realized i was an actual person and took down his walls. it's possible that would happen for other people, too. when it comes down to it i'm really just a small, unintimidating Nerd, not a villain lol
also: if, hypothetically, we *were* fucking, i would have encouraged him to neither confirm nor deny this on xo due to the whole "psychotically jealous ex" thing |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:08 PM Author: Lascivious seedy voyeur lmao. so HATP keeps taking catty swipes at TBF because TBF was mean to his lady. What a fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165679) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: swashbuckling abnormal indirect expression meetinghouse To be fair,
/end. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:17 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig That's all fine, but then you have to look at the lady. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168240) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:09 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface lol thanks for confirming that you two are fucking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165684) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:22 PM Author: razzle church building *doffs trillby* "m'boxy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165776) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:34 PM Author: Naked bisexual friendly grandma stead Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165872) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:51 PM Author: metal motley base black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166341) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168255) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:18 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault No one finds you intimidating or villainous, we find you obnoxious and disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168254) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44168261) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 8:56 PM Author: Excitant copper candlestick maker plaza did the thrill of "winning over" someone who "hated" you and converting his skeptical contempt into obsessive infatuation feel as good as having self-esteem might feel (if you had any)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44186873) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:24 PM Author: razzle church building Social media is like the DBZ ultragravity training room for cluster B disorders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165799) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:34 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan The crazy thing most people dont realize is it was designed from the very beginning specifically for that very purpose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmXcjvL9VSc |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:22 PM Author: olive rehab 1) i've been here for a long time and know all about tbtp. was poasting here before she came along.
2) tbtp and HATP are my FRIENDS and i stand with them
3) idk why i keep getting dragged into this. all i've ever done in this gay internet drama is point out that arkan is a fucking lunatic stalker who constantly threatens people. somehow acknowledging this = i'm a box simp. if you look at some of the more light hearted content i've made about this i've made plenty of jabs against the box. which she takes in good humor whereas arkan reacts like a little histrionic faggot.
trying to stay out of this nonsense now but i figured i might give one final, succinct clarification for the people who haven't read all the subthread wastelands. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:26 PM Author: Bistre Cruel-hearted Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness *Box rubbing out one thinking about all the attention she's gotten from you simps over the last 72 hrs*
And guys wonder why women are insufferable. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:29 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office u people are absolutely delusional about how women/people think smh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165838) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:39 PM Author: Bistre Cruel-hearted Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness On the contrary, I know exactly how women think, or rather FEEL, their way thru life. You assume men are just being nice to you b/c you're a good person, that you're interesting, that you have quirky mannerisms and awesome hobbies, that you're a delight to talk to. None of that could be further from the truth. Men just want to fuck, that's all they have on their mind while you yap away about some meaningless topic.
Case in point, this thread: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060643&mc=9&forum_id=2
You said you bonded with the driver b/c he was based. LJL. All the driver wanted to do is take his pants off and put his dick in the mouth behind "THAT SMILE" and demand that you suck it. This is what women do not get. Men are not interested in you for your personality, they're only interested in your warm, mushy holes.
Any man who seems more genuinely interested in you as a person is just a simp who doesn't know any better (HATP in this case). They're the "nice" guys you're not all that into or the inexperienced guys who haven't figured out that their brains are lying to them about why they're attracted to you. It's not shocking that you're dating basically a child at this point, he hasn't figured out women yet, so to you he comes across as genuine and earnest. Once he gets tired off the pussy tho, he'll move on and you will be heart broken, even though the writing was plainly written on the wall. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44165902) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:38 PM Author: Tripping sneaky criminal elastic band I support HATP as a poaster. If he’s fucking Tbtp, good for him.
HATP: Please don’t let her turn you into another Arkan. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:56 PM Author: razzle church building Maybe arkan is a time-traveling HATP from the future, and their weird feud here has been part of the stable time loop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166001) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:58 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan 🤔🧐🤯🤣 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166008) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:59 PM Author: razzle church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166019) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:04 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166063) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM Author: olive rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166172) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM Author: olive rehab this seems like a much gayer version of bioshock: infinite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166171) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:06 PM Author: razzle church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166427) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 12:31 PM Author: KarIstack (Retired) (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204030) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:59 PM Author: massive brilliant field Wtf bro how could you possibly support this guy? If any one of us touches a woman we will instantly becum blue pilled soy boys. The second we even speak to a woman our Nazi flags will be replaced by BLM and intersectional trans pride flags. We are all done here if we don't stand up to the gynocracy! Never give woman an inch less we begin lactating and develop vocal fry!! Begone demon spawn woman!!
I'm totally Chad btw. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:14 PM Author: razzle church building Just as a stray thought, I don't see the need to support one or another poaster. I've got no stake in any of these feuds & support all of you, as human beings and poasters. Allying with strangers in quarrels that are to you alien just alienates allies and starts strange quarrels. Thus, I'm not on "team box" or "team arkan," but rather team, "box and arkan are adults who can make their own choices and who don't need a Greek Chorus online to settle their affairs".
The above seems to be my only point of difference with you, in that you previously thought you'd be able to help matters by cowing arkan with some ruse, or by speaking up for box (as if she needs help with that!).
The consequences have been so predictable that I predicted them. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:16 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office level-headed take.
HATP and i talked about u irl and how we like the obscure words you sprinkle into your poasts. absurdly large vocabulary.
edit: that was all we said, this wasn't a long convo, maybe 30 sec at most |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM Author: Histrionic milky parlor Me and Ricky were talking about the same thing recently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166174) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:25 PM Author: razzle church building Thanks, that means a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166179) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:36 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office lol ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166247) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:25 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166180) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:25 PM Author: olive rehab (breathlessly discussing various poasters during the post-coital refractory period before gettin' back to it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166182) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:27 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office mawdssss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166195) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:29 PM Author: olive rehab *lights cigarette*
"so" *huff puff* "did you see that latest gay sex song parody?" |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:47 PM Author: razzle church building https://ibb.co/Smnb1MG https://ibb.co/VTvgFbc |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:47 PM Author: olive rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166323) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:24 PM Author: Tripping sneaky criminal elastic band *lest* we begin lactating. Gotta keep that grammar tight if you’re gonna spar online.
There is some real value in maintaining woman-free spaces, but I don’t find tbtp‘s presence to be grating. I’m glad a historically important poster returned. |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:28 PM Author: razzle church building We trained an AI to screen out women from our sacred men's hut, the great bort, but it strangely fails to register her Minecraft villager visage as a threat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166201) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 1:59 PM Author: Contagious Fuchsia House Multi-billionaire Does the shit get pushed back up the body and into the brain? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166016) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:15 PM Author: razzle church building Yes, and there it forms a loathsome chimera with stray strands of chadcum imbibed from the cavernous melon of throat cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166133) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:15 PM Author: drunken abode CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166132) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:18 PM Author: Histrionic milky parlor Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166146) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:20 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166151) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:26 PM Author: nubile main people these threads wouldn't be nearly as funny without his contributions so in the interest of content I hope he keeps it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166186) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:28 PM Author: Histrionic milky parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166199) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:30 PM Author: Puce exhilarant coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166216) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:46 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166311) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 2:47 PM Author: razzle church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166322) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:02 PM Author: aphrodisiac angry resort He’s the King Simp for a reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166403) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:07 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig The "man" has literally eaten my shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166435) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 3:11 PM Author: Cream fanboi ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44166452) |
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Date: March 17th, 2022 4:40 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig I was her first. Confirmed by board documentation. I was literally raped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44167219) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:07 PM Author: buff genital piercing This is NOTHING.
Just wait until you see what Boxtp does to him--he is the PERFECT meal. She is going to fucking CUM beholding the levels of anguish that this poor bastard will dutifully suffer @ her whim.
Picture prime Mike Tyson in a caged death-match with a cerebral palsy patient. |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: massive brilliant field She seems really nice. Idk. Not worried. Don't think she's the man eating succubus y'all say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187016) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig She already almost killed you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187037) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:59 PM Author: buff genital piercing No need to paint your perspective for us--its a mystery to absolutely no one.
You are being groomed, my friend. If she displayed enough of her true nature at this stage--it would be reasonably easy to just leave. No. She has only improved at doing this over the years, and her manipulation algorithm uses 3 decades of data at this point. Her abuse will directly correlate w/ your investment in the relationship--an endless and escalating shit-test re: your devotion. The end-game is demonstrating your complete & utter inability to leave her under ANY circumstance. Like after brutally betraying you in the public-eye for maximum humiliation.
It will continue until you finally grow the balls to leave, or kill yourself. Good luck! |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:42 AM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44188546) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:48 AM Author: razzle church building As an unrelated anecdote, when I left my BPD GF she did a suicidal gesture, called me at work, called all my friends crying and screaming and telling various lies and half-truths about me, etc., to try to enlist their aid to get to me.
I didn't take her calls so she set up this little tableau where she took like 10 aspirins and did an oops cut. I called 9/11 to have her trundled to the hospital and had the locks changed while I was at work. (We'd been living together two years, but happily only I was on the lease.)
So they cart her to the hospital, but then it turns out she made me her emergency contact, and she enlisted the aid of one of the nurses to try to guilt/shame me. I said I had no obligation to speak with her, best of luck to her, and you'd better call her mom. I also said she was a risk to herself/others, and described some of her extreme and outrageous conduct to try to make sure her commitment would last a while.
No speakies after that except we had sex 1x like a year later. Sex was amazing, though, oddly, and I am abashed to admit this, she licked my butthold. Then tossed her and back to no speakies. The spell was broken.
early 20s. next girl was my wife, whom I got hot and heavy with in part by intentionally resisting the impulses that'd led to relationships with BPD women.
Odysseus may hear the Siren song, but he must home to Penelope's embrace at Ithaca lest he crash on the rocks or die like a pig. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:46 AM Author: olive rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44188833) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:51 AM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface Stories like this are terrifying in retrospect because one wrong move and your whole life is over.
180 ending to that story in your case. Enjoy the spoils. |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187034) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:42 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm I’m starting to think they deserve each other.
My favorite part of the thread from yesterday was that when multiple poasters pointed out he’s proud of dating a 100% confirmed whore, he made no real effort to refute it, and instead contended that any sexhaver must be settling for some blown out deranged whore like him. Then she came in and basically said he was a fucking idiot for provoking everyone and that he was creating shit content.
LOL you can’t make this shit up. |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 9:59 PM Author: Bistre Cruel-hearted Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness The fact that he's not deterred from pursuing an affirmed ass eater speaks volumes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187208) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:00 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig To be fair, it was a very prestigious ass. If anything I've done him a favor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187215) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:01 PM Author: Bistre Cruel-hearted Athletic Conference Twinkling Uncleanness Eating a dude's ass equates to like 100 dicks on the cock-o-meter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187222) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 10:18 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44187315) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:51 AM Author: olive rehab Truly a LOATHSOME act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44188846) |
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Date: March 20th, 2022 11:16 PM Author: buff genital piercing Wow I missed that 😂 She has him up on stage already demonstrating his devotion to her lol.
Compare the extent to which he goes in defending her, with her total lack of reciprocation in kind. It's amazing really that alarm bells aren't blaring in his head |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:20 AM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig We're reading an old children's fable:
Simpy Gets Slaughtered |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:22 AM Author: Bearded outnumbered office yeah tbf that was mean of me. i was annoyed with literally everyone involved, including myself. he forgave me lmao it's just xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44188277) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:20 AM Author: buff genital piercing I wouldn't even bother apologizing for it haha maybe just like a half apology haha it's nothing and he kind of brought it on himself tbh lol
He needs to practice forgiving you anyways. There's soooo much more where that came from!! :) I know he manages to do nothing but defend you, but it's just tough for u to do the same. It doesn't come naturally I guess. He's such a pathetic worm and you're not haha but don't tell him... he'd forgive u anyways 4 anything it doesn't matter lol I'm just being honest. oh well
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:23 AM Author: Excitant copper candlestick maker plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44188439) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:27 AM Author: Bearded outnumbered office haha yeah haha
a bit sad that you would read so much into it... are you projecting here? if someone made an offhand comment about you creating bad content in one specific context, would you think they were calling you a pathetic worm? as the most annoying millennials would say: "yikes" |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:30 AM Author: razzle church building i, for one, am shocked and appalled @ everyone _other_ than the box for taking xo too seriously. she alone has a balanced life and sense of proportion about this bort, it seems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44188539) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 9:36 AM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44189007) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 10:39 AM Author: Bearded outnumbered office (guys who have written literally dozens of paragraphs in the past week about two internet strangers' lives) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44189294) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 10:44 AM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface It would be sooooo 180 if we knew nothing about either of your lives and you both stopped slinging shit at people, but unfortunately that's not the world you or your "boyfriend" have provided us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44189323) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 10:47 AM Author: Bearded outnumbered office ummm yeah actually i avoided engaging for as long as i could, actively denounced arkan and HATP for instigating/fanning the flame, and only replied to defend myself, but ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44189343) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 11:10 AM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm You never answered my poast over the weekend calling bullshit on the notion you’re merely “replying” to people interested in your life. Instead you just ignore anything that would get in the way of you forcememing your talking points.
Again — the drama from the week before was you thinking you figured out TBF’s IRL identity, and there’s plenty of other instances of you engaging heavily on other peoples’ business, so pot meet kettle. Just yesterday you were insinuating that poasters regularly lie about having “virginal” wives and that Hegemon was full of shit.
Regardless, you treat this website like a live blog because you’re an insane attention seeker. And people who give you the attention you so desperately crave after you put it out there are — nosy? Pathetic? What does that make you, exactly? |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:48 PM Author: buff genital piercing If "someone" made an offhand comment? You can't be this stupid. Specifically his GF making the comment after he's spent hours on here shamelessly defending her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190510) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:52 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office ... i know you can't be serious; you're just coming up with retarded insults to throw at me and see what sticks, right? you can't be this stupid.
in case you ARE an actual moron, i'll spell it out:
you realize that HATP and i interact off-board, right? we are literally dating in real life. we literally have sex. i shower him with affection, am sweet and giving, and (obviously) express my gratitude for his kindness toward me on here. when he poasts something particularly nice, insightful, or funny, i specifically point it out to him and thank him - off-board. because we are dating in real life, and we interact outside of xo.
the way i see our behavior here is sort of like, in the least serious way possible: we're samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions. i don't feel the need to respond right away, publicly, in the context of the battle, when he makes a kill. it's unnecessary at best. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:54 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig HATP kills: 0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190918) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:55 PM Author: razzle church building "the way i sort of see our behavior here is like, we're like, samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions"
Sturdy foundation; this one seems built to last. I thought it'd take you a while to find yourself and grow and figure out priorities after (rightly) breaking things off with Zoomer BF, but it turns out the answer was just leaning into the xo thing & bonding over letting the trolls here get under your skin.
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office can't tell whether this is sarcastic so i don't know how to respond... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190932) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:57 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190942) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:57 PM Author: razzle church building 🤦♂️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190949) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:04 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office there must be a disconnect here. what does battling xo dorks have to do with the foundation of our relationship?
keep in mind that we do know each other off-board; in fact, that's where the vast, vast majority of our interactions take place. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:10 PM Author: razzle church building In brief, the description of the role you two play here holds clues to how you see the relationship, which in turn suggests how you are viewing relationships and life generally (even if unarticulated). You've got this romantic/idealized/superhero vision, like you're in love with love, but the flipside of that is devaluation. But as you say, what do I know? I have no purchase on the facts.
[edit: Another clue is the propinquity to zoomer bf breakup + your recent activities on here to this new 'intense' relationship, suggesting emptiness being alone + need for stimulation / to be wrapped inna fantasy.] |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:13 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office cr. as you've told me repeatedly, there's no need to stress about defending myself. glad you realize that you don't actually know what's going on behind the scenes.
but i do genuinely think of me and HATP as a team, in the purest way. 😊 |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:23 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig You have a negative self-image that you externalize (via acting out that image and making impotent defenses and such) rather than a positive self-image that motivates a manner of conducting yourself that nourishes authentic pride. Your angle at life is defeatist and (self-)destructive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191140) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface I pictured MGK and Megan Foxx when I read that part. LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190936) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:55 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface "the way i sort of see our behavior here is like, we're like, samurai or some shit, back to back, each with our own swords, fighting off the waves of dorks coming at us from all directions. i don't feel the need to respond right away, publicly, in the context of the battle, when he makes a kill. it's unnecessary at best." lmao just lmao |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office i edited to make it clear that i mean the metaphor in the least serious way possible. like we're playing a VR game or something.
as i keep saying: it's just xo. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:31 PM Author: swashbuckling abnormal indirect expression meetinghouse To be fair,
I actually laughed out loud. Like, belly laughed. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:32 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191205) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:56 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm lofuckingl. Yea, we’re the “dorks” in this scenario. Seriously, reread this post in a moment of clarity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190937) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:57 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface This is the official moment where this flame jumped the shark. Pack it all up. We're done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190947) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:58 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190950) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:58 PM Author: razzle church building I have been praying flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190951) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:06 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191007) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:00 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190966) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:07 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig They met a single time IRL seems to be the closest reading.
Lmao |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:09 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office yep and we are seeing each other again later this week :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191030) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:11 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig I hope it ends up being worth it for the two of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191040) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 2:59 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office thanks for replying to the actual substance of the message, where i point out that i thank him off-board lmao.
again, there's no way you guys are SO stupid as to think that the only way to express my gratitude is to poast on xo. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:01 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Do you only post hypocritical snark? Is that your entire schtick?
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44189446 |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:02 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office i don't know what poast you're talking about. see, you might not realize, but i get a lot of poasts directed toward me and can't remember or reply to all of them.
thanks again for replying to the substance of the message. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:05 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Oh so another “I don’t read your messages k thnx bye” because you got pwned again. You’ve come back to the well repeatedly so I know you’re reading this thread and others.
Reply to what substance? The part where you care so little about XO that you talk with your bort bf IRL about his good and bad posting? That substance? |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:09 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office no i literally do not remember what poast you're talking about in the linked poast lol. not a big brain eidetic memorymo.
yep, that part! |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:12 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm Stop being obtuse. I literally repeated the point again in the linked post. You just don’t have an answer, it’s ok.
And yea I know you’re smarter than that so I have to agree with MASE you’re just having fun with us with that one. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:19 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office ya i have no answer, you got me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191110) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:23 PM Author: razzle church building *eidetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44191143) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:30 PM Author: swashbuckling abnormal indirect expression meetinghouse To be fair,
L M A O |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 3:42 PM Author: drunken abode titclmao i mean… just lmao |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 4:35 PM Author: buff genital piercing Tyft lmao
Just as an FYI for HATP--this is the kind of crazymaking nonsense you can expect to hear when she starts brazenly cheating on you, and your beta-ass tries "confronting" her about it.
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Date: June 10th, 2022 10:48 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface Never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44663889) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:45 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#46328524) |
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Date: December 25th, 2024 12:47 AM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#48484197) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:53 PM Author: Concupiscible dysfunction church Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190546) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 1:55 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44190564) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 5:56 PM Author: Excitant copper candlestick maker plaza guys don't stop now, we can get to 300 posts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44192361) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:45 PM Author: razzle-dazzle ape Amazing, amazing thread that has pushed me firmly to TEAM ARKAN.
HATP really is leaning into the "debased simp" role. It would be one thing if he was just quietly dating or fucking the box. Yes, she has a disgusting and repulsive history, but she has some redeeming qualities too. She's not horribly unattractive physically, and sometimes she can be slightly funny or endearing. If his other options were fat careerist shrews, and he was really leaning into the "her past doesn't define her" frame, the whole thing could be justifiably rationalized. His lot wouldn't be a particularly respectable one, but it wouldn't be worthy of extreme derision either.
Instead, the box has done everything possible to shatter the "past is the past frame" that would allow hatp to maintain some faux veneer of respectability. Indeed, rather than just simply . . . enjoying a new relationship with him . . .she has employed him to fight her decade-old attention whoring battles. The best metaphor is a dude who marries an escort or pornstar. He has automatically been debased by the act, but the sting is much weaker if she has genuinely left "the life" behind and it isn't an issue she forces him to confront on a daily basis. Conversely, his humiliation is magnified if she constantly has ex Johns or scene partners flirting with her, and he is forced to publicly defend her honor, reminding everyone he married a whore. Or perhaps she still makes somewhat racy Instagram posts, and the new husband becomes the butt of jokes as he defends her from anonymous interlopers calling her a slut. He is denied the dignity of coming to terms with his wife's sluthood in private.
Rather than quietly moving on with their lives, the box has put the indignity and humiliation of HATP on display for all to see. We all know has to be struggling with her past in the back of his mind, yet he can't even get the mental space to address it. Not only must he accept it, he must publicly endorse and assent to it. And he must do so while the box reminds everyone that she is fundamentally the same person she was 10 years ago with her inability to just . . .leave. So we have such spectacles as him whiteknighting her while we are also constantly reminded that she licked the shit out of some turdskin's ass, and not some abstract past partner, nay, the man himself is here to tell the tale!
And to top it all off, this is happening on xoxo of all places, a judging community if there ever was one. And HATP is forced to spend hours, literally hours every day defending the box's honor and having his own life embroiled in drama. He probably spends 8-10 hours here every day, or more. And the box describes his contributions in the most humiliating and emasculating terms . . . two samurai back to back fighting off a horde of dorks. To see a once sort of decent poster brought low and clinging to pathetic straw men (if you can't accept a woman who ate Arkan's ass I guess you better marry a virgin!) is a sad thing indeed.
If the box reduced HATP to this in such a short time, imagine what horrors she wrought on Arkan. It's a testament to his fortitude that he hasn't cracked and I can't wait to see what he has in store for the new couple. |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:53 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193077) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:57 PM Author: Bearded outnumbered office "hasn't cracked"
uhhhhh...... |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 7:59 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n01.jpg/800px-Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n01.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193111) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:01 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig This one for HATP:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n06.jpg/1920px-Herakles_Farnese_MAN_Napoli_Inv6001_n06.jpg |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:08 PM Author: buff genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193146) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 8:12 PM Author: ultramarine free-loading ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193164) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 9:37 PM Author: vivacious duck-like electric furnace business firm 180 encapsulation of the box phenomenon, made all the more 180 by the fact that she replied to this point by point deconstruction of her narcissism with some snarky comment about Arkan — you know, the “psycho stalker” that she tried *really really hard guys!* to ignore until she yolo’d into chatting with him again for board lulz *teehee*. I’m half surprised you didn’t get the “I didn’t read this” or “thoooo invested” stock replies instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193764) |
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Date: March 21st, 2022 9:44 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig It wasn't for lulz. She's BPD and literally wants to eat my ass.
I've been running an overwrought pathetic vulnerable faggot schtick after breaking up with her in sociopathic but necessary fashion (1) to psyop her into leaving me alone and (2) to prove unambiguously she is a cruel inhuman demon-puppet that only pretends to love. As soon as I reminded her about how we actually broke up (invoking the VM), everything flipped completely.
Now you see how masterful was my design. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:03 AM Author: Bearded outnumbered office i lol'd reading this
Date: March 21st, 2022 9:44 PM Author: enough
It wasn't for lulz. She's BPD and literally wants to eat my ass. I've been running an overwrought pathetic vulnerable faggot schtick after breaking up with her in sociopathic but necessary fashion (1) to psyop her into leaving me alone and (2) to prove unambiguously she is a cruel inhuman demon-puppet that only pretends to love. As soon as I reminded her about how we actually broke up (invoking the VM), everything flipped completely.
Now you see how masterful was my design.
( http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44193800 ) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:10 AM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig Hm, why? Explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44194779) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 12:06 AM Author: razzle-dazzle ape Really what I want is for HATP to come account for himself. The box is just doing what's in her nature, like a jellyfish who stings the unfortunate person who gets tangled. It doesn't have any agency in the matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44194522) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM Author: razzle-dazzle ape Pls respond hatp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44197581) |
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Date: March 28th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44234767) |
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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle ape He never responded. Shortly after my screed, HATP and the box both went silent. I wonder if they had IRL discussions about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44235421) |
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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:39 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig Lost souls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44235422) |
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Date: March 27th, 2022 6:28 PM Author: Thirsty Locale Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44228432) |
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Date: March 27th, 2022 10:41 PM Author: drunken abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44229841) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Steven M Neal 4979 Daffodil Lane Herndon, VA 20170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#49204284) |
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Date: June 10th, 2022 10:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac angry resort LOL at HATP getting badly blown the fuck out, taking a month+ break, only to come back and keep getting totally blown out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#44663902) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:56 PM Author: Hot cracking giraffe double fault Man, I sure hope it works out for him! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#46328585) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 7:59 PM Author: massive brilliant field I'm doing well brother. Brain still not broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5060976&forum_id=2#46328599) |