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Kevin Smith movies have aged well at all. Pure Gen-X trash.

*haven't
aromatic slap-happy abode internal respiration
  01/26/13
They always were trash
exciting center hunting ground
  01/26/13
Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they ...
Coral fragrant stock car cuckoldry
  01/26/13
i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious...
Opaque excitant pozpig
  01/26/13
I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make th...
aromatic slap-happy abode internal respiration
  01/26/13
Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalg...
Abnormal dead ratface immigrant
  01/26/13
LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!!
sienna trump supporter rigor
  01/26/13
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Poppy Church Building People Who Are Hurt
  01/26/13
I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I...
lake hell psychic
  01/26/13
at least it has susanne by weezer
erotic parlour french chef
  01/26/13
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bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story
  06/22/25
These movies sucked back then too IMO
Offensive floppy principal's office half-breed
  06/22/25
Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Ag...
ruddy supple degenerate
  06/22/25
Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and ...
bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story
  06/23/25
Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought &...
ruddy supple degenerate
  06/23/25
As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the cr...
bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story
  06/23/25
I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* b...
ruddy supple degenerate
  06/23/25
Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and we...
bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story
  06/23/25
...
twisted shivering dysfunction
  06/23/25
The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet...
Scarlet state
  06/23/25
You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sep...
bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story
  06/23/25
thought this thread was about Kevin James
cracking free-loading lay depressive
  06/22/25
dude weed lol
twisted shivering dysfunction
  06/22/25
Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180
Contagious red skinny woman
  06/22/25
IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them...
vigorous karate
  06/22/25
Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great.
out-of-control silver incel
  06/22/25
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cracking free-loading lay depressive
  06/23/25
...
Scarlet state
  06/23/25
Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 ev...
Iridescent swashbuckling ticket booth giraffe
  06/23/25
They were never good to begin with.
Chrome nubile mexican
  06/23/25
cr
Marvelous Bawdyhouse
  06/23/25
Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs
Very Tactful Site
  06/23/25
the issue is he should never have made movies in the first p...
lilac multi-colored round eye
  06/23/25
That never would’ve happened in the 90s.
bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story
  06/23/25
probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that t...
lilac multi-colored round eye
  06/23/25


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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: aromatic slap-happy abode internal respiration

*haven't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507191)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: exciting center hunting ground

They always were trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507193)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Coral fragrant stock car cuckoldry

Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they were new

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507304)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Opaque excitant pozpig

i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious point he sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507209)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic slap-happy abode internal respiration

I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507254)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Abnormal dead ratface immigrant

Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalgic value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507321)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: sienna trump supporter rigor

LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507308)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Poppy Church Building People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507324)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: lake hell psychic

I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I was thoroughly entertained, almost like running into an old fiend who I haven't seen since the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507337)



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Date: January 26th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: erotic parlour french chef

at least it has susanne by weezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#22507577)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041403)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Offensive floppy principal's office half-breed

These movies sucked back then too IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041457)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: ruddy supple degenerate

Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Agree on everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041472)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:16 AM
Author: bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story

Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and white and they didn’t realize smith was a prole Loser and the movie is about him (except he didn’t fuck 12 girls) and it’s the exact store he worked at. Like they thought he was being ironic or decrying NAFTA because it was 1994 and he was underemployed. But really it’s like “I wear a hockey jersey every day. I play roller hockey in the movie!”

You could almost imagine the video store having Saturn games btw. Almost.

Imo the Film is a warning about a future without Indian immigrants. Stores staffed by white guys. Bleak, Gen X nihilism. Kevin Smith didn’t even smoke weed irl. Let alone fentanyl. He played hockey in the middle of the day to stave off obesity and hang out with his friends. This would’ve been a bleak future and we are fortunate to have avoided it imho. In the current timeline, Indians staff convenience stores, Gen X is sedentary and doesn’t play hockey and has no friends, no video stores, and Kevin smith started smoking weed in 2008, and we’re better off for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: ruddy supple degenerate

Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought “oh look here’s this authentic artist pretending to be Jersey trash.” Except he really was Jersey trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042895)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story

As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the crab bucket with us. A Jock would just see one of his Films randomly and forget he ever saw it immediately and forget the director’s name. He would see Kevin Smith and boner police and cslg and wily and Kiethd from JDU as roughly The Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043596)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: ruddy supple degenerate

I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* bad. Of course experts like ourselves can tell he’s Loser Clique. But he’s such a slob that a Clique Theory novice might think he’s a Scumbag. Like does Clerks fall through the cracks if he looked like a “regular” Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043612)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story

Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and were like “this Film exemplifies Gen X goyim. A triumph.,” and a star was born. And whether they were being intellectually honest is up for debate. But that’s what happened. I think a more competent Gen Xer would’ve dismayed them and they wouldn’t have gone for it. Christopher Nolan had to come from England bc the Gen X curse only applies to the US for some reason.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043637)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: twisted shivering dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042900)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Scarlet state

The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet cesspit, Kevin Smith has been smoking weed for over a decade now, is somehow simultaneously obese and anorexic looking at all times, and has some faggy gay comic book store that nobody goes to but is probably "worth" millions dollars because it is the only remaining retail space that has not yet been jeetified and jew nerds will Go There.

Also he's probably secretly some lubavitch kike or 1/8th or 1/16th of one or something equally as bad and thus not even White.

Kikes suck so much it is unreal. Also indians of course but it's not even worth the effort of pointing it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story

You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sephardic btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043586)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: cracking free-loading lay depressive

thought this thread was about Kevin James

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041459)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: twisted shivering dysfunction

dude weed lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041466)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Contagious red skinny woman

Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041473)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: vigorous karate

IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them in that order

People said the same thing about Office Space, Fight Club, and The Matrix

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041641)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: out-of-control silver incel

Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49041652)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cracking free-loading lay depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042147)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Scarlet state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042945)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Iridescent swashbuckling ticket booth giraffe

Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 even though it’s nowhere close to as good (it’s a crummy sequel but a fun gross out comedy on its own merits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042041)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Chrome nubile mexican

They were never good to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042043)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Marvelous Bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042323)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Very Tactful Site

Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49042949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored round eye

the issue is he should never have made movies in the first place. Clerks should be a long running 30 minute weekly show. the Always Sunny creators realized this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043065)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bearded talented international law enforcement agency background story

That never would’ve happened in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043608)



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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored round eye

probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that time but thats about the only option. oddly enough Smith was ahead of his time. He'd be great as a youtube channel, or cheap streaming show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2#49043635)