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Help me understand marrying Lauren Sanchez
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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:57 PM Author: metal brunch I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not know she spent the 00s and 10s coupled with quasi-famous black guys, and has been married like 5 times.
Her D-list Kardashian (lmao, Im using Kardashian as A-list comparison, what has happened to celebrity) past, her undeniable "trashiness", and her jaw-dropping plastic surgery, which is not just bad in quality, but itself *meant* to communicate sluttiness, trashiness, literal vulgarity....
I don't get it at all.
Things I know and presume about Jeff: he's one of the richest men, both in purchasing power and soft power, ever to live. He's extremely high IQ, combined with being a genius problem-solver and systematic thinker. He arguably built one of the greatest, or the greatest, systems in the history of the world. I was going to write capitalist systems, but really his system is bigger and more historic than capitalism. It's one of humanity's achievements that he built a trade network that can get anything anywhere, efficiently and quickly. Perhaps in the same league as NASA getting to the moon. The guy is an historical giant.
He's also a natural-born nerd and a dork - two separate things and he is both. Must be enormous depths of insecurity and resentment from growing up as such.
Add to the mix that he, unlike Musk or Zuck or Gates or nearly any of his peers, got muscular and jacked.
And of course, keep in mind that he underwent divorce from a thin, smart, ugly-in-a-white-way shitlib shrew, and perhaps the divorce was traumatic.
Tallying all of the above, I still struggle to understand how he decided to MARRY this Sanchez person. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM Author: magical erotic juggernaut lay that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so clearly there's some X factor she has. i think it's probably a combination of 1) she knows how to be super seductive (despite looking like steven tyler), 2) she is truly a 10 when it comes to sex and tolerates all sorts of kinks 3) she's probably surprisingly intelligent
she figures out what these rich guys are missing and she puts it on a platter for them |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:04 PM Author: metal brunch ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comments, but I do not compute.
First I doubt a guy of Bezos's age and temperament really is that driven by sex, much less weirdo acrobatic sex.
Second how many pages of the Kama Sutra are there? Okay, now I will stick my dick in your bloodhole while balancing on my head... and while you call me The Fat White Czar and act like a turtle.
Guy could have any woman do any thing that is doable.
To your larger point, I agree. She must have some X factor. Im dying to understand how it works |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Rusted Frum Stage Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just "oh she does freaky sex shit". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063834) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:53 PM Author: impertinent fanboi she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive and *something alive* in a way most women are not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064620) |
Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena senate midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i wonder if he can get all that shit undone. her mouth looks terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063650) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Bespoke Cocky Cuckold She actually looks better than before, she did get some of it undone or redone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063658) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:27 PM Author: hilarious striped hyena senate she looked worse? LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063741) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:04 PM Author: Bespoke Cocky Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063935) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Dun corner She put his money where her mouth is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063752) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:15 PM Author: hyperventilating candlestick maker location no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart is being able to say no to situations like this imo. there is something seriously lacking up there to compensate for the excess Engineering Compute in his brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063710) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Hairraiser ultramarine puppy He can put it anywhere he wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: adulterous unhinged university main people she makes him feel alive hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063720) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Copper den Shes fun to be around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063754) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:17 PM Author: bronze contagious ceo lol, good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063825) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:37 PM Author: Dun corner She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husband was a big time Hollywood agent and she is very connected with celebs. He wants that for some reason. I remember how he moved his base to LA several years back ostensibly because he was involved in expanding Amazon Video original movie production... they were trying to compete with Netflix was the story, but I think deep down it was an excuse and he simply has the American fame bug, he just wants to be famous and around famous people. It's why his wedding was crawling with celebs rather than the usual friends, family and business associates. She achieves that for him and she won't leave him like a younger starlet would. He's a dealmaker and he probably calculates this is a good deal. And maybe she lets him bang the young whores on the side as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063767) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Thriller legal warrant point I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are born with a deeply seeded need for validation and consider Hollywood celebrities to be at the absolute pinnacle of cool. Why people care what hot, dumb actors think is beyond me. I've never cared. But lots of people do. Even people with astronomical wealth. They still look to George Clooney as their Leader. There is something about being the cool kid and being accepted into the cabal of elite fame that is deeply seductive, and Alive Girl got him into that world. The celebs who showed up at their wedding are among the most famous people in the universe. And for whatever reason, Low Self Esteem Loser Jeff thinks that's unbelievably cool. He loves the attention. He feels like he's part of the club. Hey Jeff, it's your buddy Leo. It's Oprah, it's Tom Brady. Hey, you're a really cool guy. He is on cloud 9 getting validation from the jocks and preps and chads who would have never hung out with him in high school. It's got to be a huge rush for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063820) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:54 PM Author: impertinent fanboi agreed, gotta be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064622) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: well-lubricated plaza "Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063810) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:47 PM Author: high-end wild chad Sometimes two people are just soul mates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063884) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Pearl Trip Address Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063971) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:56 PM Author: metal brunch check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married.
Help me understand how Bezos looks at this and computes that he "won" this exchange
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:59 PM Author: well-lubricated plaza That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063922) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Rusted Frum Stage that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063927) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:57 PM Author: impertinent fanboi I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, who I just looked up and is Pia, is gorgeous. Totally agreed that Iowa born Patrick Whitesell has something off about him, just looks like he's into something weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064629) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Milky home gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped to come up from humble iowa cornfield begginings and make it as an agent. any theories as to how to do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064791) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: impertinent fanboi sex with men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49065114) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:57 PM Author: dark aggressive roast beef she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063919) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:06 PM Author: costumed beady-eyed patrolman you have to understand that almost every relationship sought after for every post-divorcee is that anyone, just literally anyone that is either simply the absolute, terminal polar opposite of the previous partner’s “attributes;” to "get back at them" or yet another path of least possible resistance esp. after the irrevocably Ruinous outcome of a non-prenuped F500 tabloid divorce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063942) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:13 PM Author: Charismatic talking reading party tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064501) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:11 PM Author: costumed beady-eyed patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064684) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:18 PM Author: Hairraiser ultramarine puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49065029) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Adventurous telephone cruise ship have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip injections (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49063965) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Charismatic talking reading party i'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064027) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:42 PM Author: costumed beady-eyed patrolman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064046) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Charismatic talking reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064071) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:15 AM Author: spectacular office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49065813) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM Author: Exciting coldplay fan I think Bezos might be too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49065218) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Milky home bezos is just livin la vida loca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064633) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:14 PM Author: fighting prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064694) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:21 PM Author: impertinent fanboi I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff is obviously a workaholic nerd. Great at thinking and analysis. Probably also great at delayed gratification. I had a girlfriend once who was the most genuinely cheerful and happy person I ever knew. She thought about what would be fun for us to do, and facilitated it. She wasn't neurotic. She knew how to have a good time. It seems possible that Jeff never had this before? And then he got it. Someone who gets him to stop and smell the roses. Someone who figures out what he likes and makes his day better. Maybe you guys will say oh he could've gotten that with a young model and it's like, maybe? But his ex-wife always looked joyless in photos. And there're a lot of women who are frankly frustrating to spend time with. I think the "alive girl" texts support something like this, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064716) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Thriller legal warrant point it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfucking. it's her waking up and being cheerful and filling his schedule for him but all the social events are with people like Jimmy Kimmel. It's like, oh you know what would be fun today? Baking pizza's at Kimmel's house! So yes you're right but there's also a hyper fixation on stardom and being around other famous people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064738) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:40 PM Author: impertinent fanboi totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064780) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Thriller legal warrant point I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, nor the brightest, nor the most engaging, nor the most intense romantic spark I've experienced. But she was really effing positive and upbeat, and she was in love with me for several years. It's hard to say no or turn down someone with relentless positivity who is willing to fight for you. And so I stayed in an unhappy relationship for a long time because she made everything so easy. And that's without introducing me to every A list celebrity in the world. And yeah, I think Jeff gets a real bang from having famous friends.
It's safe to say Jeff has never called anyone I know and asked to hang out with them. He loves exclusivity. I've met people who've hung out with Elon. Elon can get down with regular people. Jeff hates the stench of the poors, it's really obvious. But if you with an Oscar you'll probably run into Jeff and Lauren. They'll call you over to their table one night. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:29 PM Author: impertinent fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49064904) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:09 AM Author: metal brunch also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmetto HS.
What do we covet, Clarise?
In the nadir of his loserdom, Bezos was surrounded by sexually active cinnamon colored cuban girls whom he could not touch |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Crimson painfully honest nursing home Yes. This is not complicated at any level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49065820) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM Author: spectacular office zuck got jacked too, from mma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2#49065818) |