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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Filthy Galvanic Business Firm
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Filthy Galvanic Business Firm
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
rose tattoo
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Filthy Galvanic Business Firm
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Filthy Galvanic Business Firm
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
dull whorehouse main people
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Stirring address
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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beady-eyed mental disorder mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
crystalline curious box office
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Motley brass jewess gas station
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
burgundy kitty
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Provocative frisky library rigor
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
cyan cerebral corner
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
dull whorehouse main people
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
cyan cerebral corner
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
dull whorehouse main people
  07/07/25
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Trip internal respiration hell
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
cyan cerebral corner
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
burgundy kitty
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
dull whorehouse main people
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Trip internal respiration hell
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
cyan cerebral corner
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Trip internal respiration hell
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
cyan cerebral corner
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Trip internal respiration hell
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
cyan cerebral corner
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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crystalline curious box office
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
lascivious vengeful antidepressant drug potus
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
beta razzmatazz temple
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Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Hateful juggernaut giraffe
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Filthy Galvanic Business Firm

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Filthy Galvanic Business Firm

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: rose tattoo

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Smoky jet-lagged locale depressive

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: rose tattoo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: unholy weed whacker range



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: crystalline curious box office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: odious tripping newt gaping



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Provocative frisky library rigor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: amber misanthropic spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: ruddy feces



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: beta razzmatazz temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Brilliant supple incel casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: sexy electric ladyboy corn cake



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed mental disorder mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Filthy Galvanic Business Firm

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Filthy Galvanic Business Firm

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: dull whorehouse main people

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Stirring address

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like home faggotry

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed mental disorder mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: crystalline curious box office

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Motley brass jewess gas station

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: burgundy kitty

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Provocative frisky library rigor

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: dull whorehouse main people

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: dull whorehouse main people

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: burgundy kitty

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: dull whorehouse main people

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cyan cerebral corner

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: crystalline curious box office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Talented gunner

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuckoldry Jap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Trip internal respiration hell



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: lascivious vengeful antidepressant drug potus

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: beta razzmatazz temple

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kink-friendly scourge upon the earth roast beef



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Hateful juggernaut giraffe

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)