Date: October 6th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Haunting temple dopamine
I’m dating a chick that is a clone of a 19 year old Kylie Page. She’s 20. I’m 40. This is the hottest most fun chick I’ve ever been with.
When I met her she was basically homeless sleeping on random dudes couches. Her mom kicked her out after she went to rehab.
She’s confirmed STD free. But when she lived with these guys she gave them X amount of sex coupons per month to live there (2 coupons for sex and 1 coupon for head). When I met her she had 26 coupons in debt so she’s been banging these guys and giving them head to pay off the rent she owed them.
She’s finally done and this is probably the most fun relationship I’ve ever been in. She asked me to get her a cake to celebrate I got a cookie cake from a grocery store lmao and she almost cried in happiness.
Hottest chick I’ll ever get even if she cheats due to my height (I’m 5’9).
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: lime newt mother
An almost-teenage addict with a rubenesque build, no stable relationships with family or friends, and a carefully-elided number of tattoos. Brother, one way or another, this thing is a ticking time bomb that is going to EXPLODE in your hands. But I do hope that you enjoy the ride!
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Haunting temple dopamine
This. They love virgins. This is how I think about it a once in a lifetime chick in terms of hotness and beauty who ALREADY fucked these guys and she needs to fuck then again who cares?
The chick literally is a stage 5 clinger. She’s in love with me.