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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction Home Equity 868,904 401ks 1,241,822 Other Retirement Accounts 111,832 Brokerage 271,475 Cash 288,977 Crypto 146,142 College Fund 128,667
total: 3,057,819
add 4-5% for investment gains since then |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:07 PM Author: hairraiser stage masturbator you're making 4-5% a month? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054977) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction no of course not but google said S&P is up 4.25% over the last month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054983) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:13 PM Author: hairraiser stage masturbator you're doing great if you live in Iowa. Fucked if you're in California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054992) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction Damnit, guess where I live (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054998) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:10 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary VUG started at 413 on 6/1/2025.
Is currently at 436.40.
Increase of 5.7% |
Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction btw are you guys including the value of personal items like cars, jewelry etc. in these calculations? because that's not reflected here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054945) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: swollen confused gaming laptop (TMF) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055203) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Sooty stimulating spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055204) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: Filthy Quadroon Dopamine I hope nutella sodomizes you and every other xo lawyer with a rusty tire iron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054946) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054947) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:48 AM Author: Filthy Quadroon Dopamine I think it's a pretty clear sentence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055684) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary Really need you include your rough age here.
If you're 55, you're fucked. If you're 25, you're doing great. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction 39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054955) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054975) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction Thanks but the cash position is way too high and the home equity is useless. Don't see how the market will decline anytime soon either, but I need to invest like $150k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054980) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary You're also low on crypto and don't own any real estate other than your home. Bad time to get into real estate right now. You should cop $100k more crypto today and put $50k in SP500 Monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054988) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction I'm way too risk-averse to drop $100k in crypto now that most of the gains are off the table. I'm only in BTC, ETH, and SOL but staked in the latter two which adds like 3% more coins every month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054997) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:27 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary ETH is max 3% / year and SOL is max 7.5% / year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055023) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction SOL still has quite a bit of potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055033) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary Fuck yeah. I'm HODLING ~1250.
All from 1,000 I copped back when it was $4.5 |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction damn bro so jelly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055053) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary Also -- don't forget to report and pay your taxes on your staking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055045) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: stubborn national security agency Love staking my SOL ungh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49056182) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: twisted passionate potus voyeur Edit: Need both your age and your height. If you're 39 and 6'4", you're doing great. If you're 39 and 5'8", then you're fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055405) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction 6'0" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055407) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people Doing hhnw is cucked imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49054993) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction Why. We're one economic unit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055002) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people 1. If phenotype remains unseen it conveys you married for Income like a Woman and are low T 2. Divorcepwnage 3. You’re 2x what most are posting including married poasters and you have her Consooming to factor in |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction I love how you're always there to be a little bitch whenever it's shown that I'm better than you, you short, balding Jewish fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055020) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people Im Taller than you with a higher SAT and 7” dick. Even if your dick is bigger mine is still 7 which isn’t small imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055025) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction No you're not, no you don't, yes it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055030) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people Every moslem I’ve ever seen is Bald (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055059) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:28 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary LJL -- you included wife's NW with yours?
I retract everything. You're doing shit.
It's well known on xo that, except for primary residence equity, wives assets are to be EXCLUDED from NW calculations. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction That makes no sense. The law doesn't view it that way and neither do financial professionals. And that's hardly "well-known" or standard practice here, and if it is, it's fitting for the group of retards that poast here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055028) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:36 PM Author: Deep Sanctuary I don't make the rules brej. The rules are just the rules.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people If only you knew how much you suck. We don’t even know how much you contributed you idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055057) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction like 80% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055060) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people Im talking about net worth not the aggregate amount of Sperm that other guys jizzed in your wife’s gash you sand nigger shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055063) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction Nice Jewish humor, you're mad cuz you're poorer than me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055065) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people I am your better. Go ahead. We can do a Poll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055067) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction What are we voting on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055069) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people Bitterness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055070) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction You're easily more bitter, I just rail about Jews and nothing else. My life is 180 and I would never trade it with a balding Jewish midget like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055074) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people I meant Betterness. I am your Better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055185) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: Slate balding kitty cat main people Post your unposted height (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055186) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:32 PM Author: Maize Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055031) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: twisted passionate potus voyeur What if I earned all the money that I contributed to my wife's retirement accounts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055402) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Elite State congrats. but that NW *really* doesn't sound very muslim of you unless you have middle east oil money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055071) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction yeah it's strange in the sense that i feel like most muslims i've known are either far richer or far poorer, few in my situation imo though i know the overall averages nationwide are much lower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055077) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: beta macaca crotch Good for flyover. Below average for coastal HCOL. |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Sooty stimulating spot about the same as mine, youve got me by 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055199) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055410) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:12 PM Author: stirring foreskin You’re way wealthier than me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055429) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Hideous international law enforcement agency step-uncle's house why so much in cash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055477) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:42 AM Author: doobsian dysfunction got a huge bonus in march. was gonna invest it when market had that drop, didn't do it, market kept climbing. it's kinda fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055541) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:50 AM Author: amber stead you're a poor stupid faggot with AIDS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49055686) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: Duck-like cocky ratface 180. Our nw is about $2.8m but we’re a few years older than you.
Excluding your wife’s accounts from nw is idiocy. I’ve never heard this. |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction Nice brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49056213) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Duck-like cocky ratface i might walk away from firm life and become an arbitrator in the next 2-4 years. i want to get out just before i turn 50. just need to save a couple years' living expenses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49063623) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM Author: doobsian dysfunction how much do arbitrators make in your area? i know nothing about that but seems like a chill way to coast until retirement.
with the caveat that aging can always mess with these plans i don't see myself ever retiring, trying to create a fallback option for my kids because i think their generation is utterly fucked and i'm gonna die trying to make sure they'll be alright
$3,111,596 as of this morning |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Duck-like cocky ratface hard to say - they charge by the day in my field (labor). typical rates are like $1500 - 2500 per day. so i guess it depends on how much biz you get. i'd guess an average yearly income would be like 200-300? starting out probably like low 100s until you get going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743923&forum_id=2#49066662) |