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I have a bunch of maple tree seedlings sprouting in my yard.

I am going to put them in pots and grow maple trees.
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
I'll pay good money for saplings but not seedlings
excitant crotch scourge upon the earth
  06/07/25
that's not how trees work
Cracking effete patrolman
  06/06/25
do helicopters seeds from trees grow into trees if planted ...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
digging up seedlings to put them in a pot is stupid, there i...
Cracking effete patrolman
  06/06/25
why is it stupid? the computer says i can do that
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
you'll probably damage the root system and you definitely st...
Cracking effete patrolman
  06/06/25
You're such a negative nancy. All these places like Home Dep...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
with the idea that you will then take things home and plant ...
Cracking effete patrolman
  06/06/25
I am going to sell them when they hit 5 feet tall and comman...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
I just had a great idea. I probably get 20,000 of those litt...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
I would like to source your maple for some baseball bats and...
Brindle spot turdskin
  06/06/25
Let's talk in a couple years. I am looking for a couple acre...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
Thought for sure this would be a disco fries thread. Guess h...
Razzle Light Hominid Toilet Seat
  06/06/25
...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/07/25
How about this name for my tree farm? "Don't Be a Sap&q...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
Update: rural guy will lease me 2 acres for $700 a year. Is...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/06/25
3: ??? 4: Profit
Multi-colored brethren
  06/07/25
3. I'm realizing that I need a large truck bed to transport ...
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/07/25
3A. Customers who are willing to buy your maple seedlings at...
Multi-colored brethren
  06/07/25
lots of munis by maple trees in bulk
Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/08/25
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Godawful pea-brained rigor
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

I am going to put them in pots and grow maple trees.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: excitant crotch scourge upon the earth

I'll pay good money for saplings but not seedlings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48994560)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Cracking effete patrolman

that's not how trees work

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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

do helicopters seeds from trees grow into trees if planted

Yes, the winged seeds from trees, commonly called "helicopter seeds" or samaras, can grow into trees if planted. These seeds are adapted to be dispersed by wind, allowing them to travel farther from the parent tree and potentially find more favorable growing conditions.

Here's why and how:

Seed Dispersal:

The winged shape of the samara, which resembles a helicopter, helps it spin and glide through the air, allowing wind to carry it away from the parent tree.

Finding New Habitats:

This dispersal mechanism helps the seeds land in areas with better sunlight, soil, and water than the shaded area under the parent tree's canopy.

Germination:

Many samaras are fertile and can sprout into seedlings if conditions are right, such as sufficient moisture, sunlight, and temperature.

Examples:

Trees that produce samaras include maples, oaks, elms, and ash.

Planting:

You can plant samaras by placing them in a pot with soil and providing the right conditions for germination, or you can leave them on the ground where they may sprout naturally.



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Cracking effete patrolman

digging up seedlings to put them in a pot is stupid, there is a reason tree nurseries don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992755)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

why is it stupid?

the computer says i can do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992756)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cracking effete patrolman

you'll probably damage the root system and you definitely stress the trees and most likely kill them, they are currently growing in the ground where they are designed to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992773)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

You're such a negative nancy. All these places like Home Depot and nurseries sell them in pots. I'll be careful transplanting them. They are currently sprouting everywhere in my vegetable garden which has really loose soil. it will be easy to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992779)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Cracking effete patrolman

with the idea that you will then take things home and plant them in the ground, a tree will outgrow a pot very quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992785)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

I am going to sell them when they hit 5 feet tall and command $75 dollars per tree. Times 20,000 that's $1.5 million. The big expense will be those 1.5-2 foot pots I have to put them in. But I'm okay with a little overhead as long as I make $1 mil+ from this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992806)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

I just had a great idea. I probably get 20,000 of those little helicopter seedlings that fall of the massive tree in my backyard into my lawn every year. I'm going to lease a few acres in the country for cheap, plant them, wait until they are 5 ft or so in a year, and sell them for $75 a piece. That's $1.5 million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992745)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Brindle spot turdskin

I would like to source your maple for some baseball bats and guitars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992754)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

Let's talk in a couple years. I am looking for a couple acres right now. I may be too late for this season but still have tens of thousands of those things in my yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992761)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle Light Hominid Toilet Seat

Thought for sure this would be a disco fries thread. Guess he may have croaked afterall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992803)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48994440)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

How about this name for my tree farm? "Don't Be a Sap"

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48992808)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

Update: rural guy will lease me 2 acres for $700 a year. Is this "market"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48993033)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren

3: ???

4: Profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48994434)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

3. I'm realizing that I need a large truck bed to transport 20,000 trees from the farm to the buyers. I don't have my CDL but I could get it. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48994435)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren

3A. Customers who are willing to buy your maple seedlings at a price that gets you a margin

When I was a teenager, I did the math of how fast mice multiply and had this amazing idea that I would breed mice in our barn and sell them and make MILLIONS AND BILLIONS. Until mom said, "who's going to buy a mouse for good money?". She didn't even have to mention what me starting a mouse plague would do to our place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48994442)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor

lots of munis by maple trees in bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734294&forum_id=2#48997499)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Godawful pea-brained rigor



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