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Have a chance to bang my first-grade teacher. Do I take it?

So my first grade teacher was new out of college when she st...
deranged cordovan den legend
  03/26/23
Update: she ghosted me, never banged.
deranged cordovan den legend
  03/06/24
(doodikoff alt)
heady location
  03/06/24
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Mauve adulterous toilet seat lodge
  06/26/25
Tragic ending to this story
magical corner
  03/06/24
180
Maroon Tripping Theater Stage Hominid
  03/06/24
how could a teacher do that to a student?
jade heaven old irish cottage
  03/06/24
WTF?
Chest-beating principal's office
  03/06/24
“Hey, just following up. I realized you were actually ...
Kink-friendly Library Tattoo
  03/06/24
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sooty anal chapel genital piercing
  06/25/25
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federal nudist meetinghouse philosopher-king
  06/25/25
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at-the-ready canary round eye
  06/25/25
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Frum step-uncle's house
  06/26/25
Once the teacher, always the teacher.
Stirring Place Of Business Lay
  03/06/24
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deranged cordovan den legend
  09/25/24
great thread
violent faggotry jewess
  09/25/24
“You’re tardy on responding haha. Gonna have to ...
Lavender Indirect Expression Pit
  09/25/24
Texted her again out of the blue because I'm going to my par...
deranged cordovan den legend
  06/25/25
...
slap-happy emerald ticket booth mediation
  06/25/25
think it’s time to bring back corporal punishment in c...
Frisky Avocado Locus
  06/25/25
get a job, nigger!
federal nudist meetinghouse philosopher-king
  06/25/25
i just made the connection you're bp! now i understand why y...
Frisky Avocado Locus
  06/26/25
lol no wonder even other jewish retards don’t want to ...
federal nudist meetinghouse philosopher-king
  06/26/25
i have a net worth of over $12 million, once i'm exited out ...
Frisky Avocado Locus
  06/26/25
...
Bistre bateful stead volcanic crater
  06/25/25
...
Frum step-uncle's house
  06/26/25
D-
Iridescent Gay Wizard Mood
  06/26/25
crazy that there are 8-year olds poasting on this site
Scarlet spectacular brunch
  06/26/25
(Repeated kindergarten. Assigned to pure- first)
elite slate new version kitchen
  06/26/25
where are we with this
slap-happy emerald ticket booth mediation
  06/27/25
Asked if she's down for a drink on the 5th, she's good for i...
deranged cordovan den legend
  06/28/25
What face did she make when you accidentally called her &quo...
Diverse useless patrolman shitlib
  06/28/25


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Date: March 26th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: deranged cordovan den legend

So my first grade teacher was new out of college when she started teaching, so about 15 years older than I am (55 v. 40). Ran into her at this cougar bar last weekend when I was in town visiting my parents (I live a couple of states away). She had no idea who I was, but I had a vague sense of deja vu and then it clicked. Divorced a few years ago, out on the town, looks pretty good for her age. Flirted a lot, she gave me her number. Do I go for it, brothers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#46099259)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: deranged cordovan den legend

Update: she ghosted me, never banged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469039)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: heady location

(doodikoff alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469044)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Mauve adulterous toilet seat lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051998)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: magical corner

Tragic ending to this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469063)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Maroon Tripping Theater Stage Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469222)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: jade heaven old irish cottage

how could a teacher do that to a student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469235)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating principal's office

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469673)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Library Tattoo

“Hey, just following up. I realized you were actually my first grade teacher around 1990, so thought it would be kinda KOOKY for us to hang out. How about meeting for a drink at XXXXX tomorrow at 11pm? I’m the same boy I used to be lolololololol”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469691)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: sooty anal chapel genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049859)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: federal nudist meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049882)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready canary round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049908)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Frum step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051568)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Stirring Place Of Business Lay

Once the teacher, always the teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#47469091)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: deranged cordovan den legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#48129673)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: violent faggotry jewess

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#48129683)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: Lavender Indirect Expression Pit

“You’re tardy on responding haha. Gonna have to put you in detention hahah”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#48129697)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: deranged cordovan den legend

Texted her again out of the blue because I'm going to my parents for the 4th, she texted back, here we gooooooo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049858)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: slap-happy emerald ticket booth mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049886)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Frisky Avocado Locus

think it’s time to bring back corporal punishment in classrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049898)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: federal nudist meetinghouse philosopher-king

get a job, nigger!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049904)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Frisky Avocado Locus

i just made the connection you're bp! now i understand why you're so obsessive with me, still trying to please your sam hyde cum slut gjr i see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051559)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: federal nudist meetinghouse philosopher-king

lol no wonder even other jewish retards don’t want to hire your creepy old kike ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051598)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Frisky Avocado Locus

i have a net worth of over $12 million, once i'm exited out of my current role i'm retiring and have no need for a 'job'. plz describe what sam's load tastes like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051964)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Bistre bateful stead volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49049902)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Frum step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051570)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Gay Wizard Mood

D-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051697)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Scarlet spectacular brunch

crazy that there are 8-year olds poasting on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49051970)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: elite slate new version kitchen

(Repeated kindergarten. Assigned to pure- first)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49052028)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: slap-happy emerald ticket booth mediation

where are we with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49054974)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: deranged cordovan den legend

Asked if she's down for a drink on the 5th, she's good for it for now, not holding my breath because she seems likely to flake, but just light banter now, nothing aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49055890)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Diverse useless patrolman shitlib

What face did she make when you accidentally called her "mommy" in first grade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313112&forum_id=2#49055900)