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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
vermilion diverse antidepressant drug ladyboy
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Bright Chapel Sweet Tailpipe
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
rough-skinned brilliant milk
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Supple citrine abode
  06/06/25
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Tantric big stage coffee pot
  06/06/25
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aphrodisiac flushed dragon
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
vermilion diverse antidepressant drug ladyboy
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
vibrant smoky whorehouse
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Medicated macaca
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
exciting sickened space hairy legs
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Khaki dingle berry
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
vibrant smoky whorehouse
  06/06/25
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aphrodisiac flushed dragon
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
underhanded electric public bath incel
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
Damn
underhanded electric public bath incel
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
aphrodisiac flushed dragon
  06/06/25
not including tip
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Lascivious French Field
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Supple citrine abode
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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beta station
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LOL
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razzle forum
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exciting sickened space hairy legs
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Appetizing goyim roast beef
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
beta station
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
180 puce school cafeteria puppy
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
180 puce school cafeteria puppy
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
exciting sickened space hairy legs
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
180 puce school cafeteria puppy
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
aphrodisiac flushed dragon
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Dashing cowardly church building
  06/06/25
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Rusted swashbuckling therapy corner
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Mauve tanning salon gunner
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Spectacular liquid oxygen laser beams
  06/06/25
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Tantric big stage coffee pot
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Lascivious French Field
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Lascivious French Field
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Startled Multi-billionaire Faggotry
  06/06/25
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Khaki dingle berry
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Stirring boiling water
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Claret center
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
arousing frisky principal's office bbw
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Dashing cowardly church building
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
amethyst cerebral circlehead
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Costumed flesh bawdyhouse idiot
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
irradiated translucent fanboi headpube
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Know-it-all brunch
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
Khaki dingle berry
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: vermilion diverse antidepressant drug ladyboy

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Bright Chapel Sweet Tailpipe

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned brilliant milk

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Supple citrine abode

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Tantric big stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flushed dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: vermilion diverse antidepressant drug ladyboy

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: vibrant smoky whorehouse

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Medicated macaca

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: exciting sickened space hairy legs

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: vibrant smoky whorehouse

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac flushed dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: underhanded electric public bath incel

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: underhanded electric public bath incel

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac flushed dragon

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: magical indian lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: exciting sickened space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Lascivious French Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Supple citrine abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: irradiated translucent fanboi headpube

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: vermilion diverse antidepressant drug ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: exciting sickened space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: vibrant smoky whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Lascivious French Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Mint meetinghouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Claret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Bright Chapel Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned brilliant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Stirring boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: shaky garrison legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Dashing cowardly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: arousing frisky principal's office bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: ungodly crystalline halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: beta station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: learning disabled mind-boggling library organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: offensive naked sanctuary pisswyrm

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: razzle forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: exciting sickened space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing goyim roast beef

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: beta station

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: 180 puce school cafeteria puppy

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: 180 puce school cafeteria puppy

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: exciting sickened space hairy legs

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: 180 puce school cafeteria puppy

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac flushed dragon

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Dashing cowardly church building

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Rusted swashbuckling therapy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Vivacious Trailer Park Shitlib

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Mauve tanning salon gunner

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Spectacular liquid oxygen laser beams

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Tantric big stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Lascivious French Field

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Lascivious French Field

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Startled Multi-billionaire Faggotry

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Khaki dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Stirring boiling water

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Claret center

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: arousing frisky principal's office bbw

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Dashing cowardly church building

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: amethyst cerebral circlehead

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Costumed flesh bawdyhouse idiot

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: irradiated translucent fanboi headpube

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all brunch

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Khaki dingle berry

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)