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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
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wonderful water buffalo
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Chest-beating gay wizard legal warrant
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the one they call doobs
Pontificating dopamine
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Boom
Appetizing idiotic set
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Appetizing idiotic set
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Appetizing idiotic set
  12/17/25
Incredible
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
boom lives
Offensive swashbuckling love of her life
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Pontificating dopamine
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Hyperventilating shrine mexican
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Appetizing idiotic set
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
wmtp
Claret Institution Regret
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
laughsome national security agency state
  12/17/25
Strong contender
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
laughsome national security agency state
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
laughsome national security agency state
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
topaz newt
  12/17/25
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hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
evan39
mewling jewess
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
wonderful water buffalo
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Rusted cuck station
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Rusted cuck station
  12/17/25
who are you
Offensive swashbuckling love of her life
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Rusted cuck station
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Offensive swashbuckling love of her life
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
mewling jewess
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Crystalline provocative stead cuckold
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Rusted cuck station
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Rusted cuck station
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Rusted cuck station
  12/18/25
whokobe
Offensive swashbuckling love of her life
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
topaz newt
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
topaz newt
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
diverse corner
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Offensive swashbuckling love of her life
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
diverse corner
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Offensive swashbuckling love of her life
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
diverse corner
  12/17/25
Who is IH
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/17/25
(n00b)
diverse corner
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
spectacular zippy mental disorder
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
concupiscible outnumbered digit ratio national
  12/18/25
Stfu
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
milky liquid oxygen home
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Alcoholic locus
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
startled titillating shitlib fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
rose anal mad cow disease
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
hairraiser kitchen party of the first part
  12/18/25
Thanks.
spectacular zippy mental disorder
  12/18/25
Boom
buck-toothed forum
  12/18/25
whokebe
frisky mauve theatre
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: wonderful water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating gay wizard legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Pontificating dopamine

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic set

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic set

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic set

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling love of her life

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Pontificating dopamine

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shrine mexican

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic set

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Claret Institution Regret

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency state

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency state

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency state

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: topaz newt

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: mewling jewess

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: wonderful water buffalo

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Rusted cuck station

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Rusted cuck station

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling love of her life

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Rusted cuck station

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling love of her life

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: mewling jewess

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Crystalline provocative stead cuckold

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Rusted cuck station

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Rusted cuck station

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Rusted cuck station

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling love of her life

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: topaz newt

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: topaz newt

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: diverse corner

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling love of her life

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: diverse corner

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Offensive swashbuckling love of her life

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: diverse corner

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: diverse corner

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: spectacular zippy mental disorder

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: concupiscible outnumbered digit ratio national

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: milky liquid oxygen home

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic locus

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: startled titillating shitlib fortuitous meteor

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: rose anal mad cow disease

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hairraiser kitchen party of the first part

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular zippy mental disorder

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed forum

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: frisky mauve theatre

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)