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Wachtell bill leaked

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Mustard bawdyhouse
  07/18/23
LMFAO: "12.8 various litigation workstreams"
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/18/23
What's the problem?
Exciting jade messiness
  07/18/23
No other law firm is allowed to bill like this. V3-200 part...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/18/23
This is WACHTELL goddamit
Exciting jade messiness
  07/18/23
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provocative school pocket flask
  07/19/23
Under my nearest federal district court's local rules, a hug...
Talking parlor
  07/19/23
who the fuck cares? wlrk in this matter wasnt seeking fees f...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
They track time like this for the clients who only get &ldqu...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
And then charge the client for it!
Talking parlor
  07/19/23
180000
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
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mildly autistic curious kitchen
  07/23/23
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Jet-lagged Bat Shit Crazy Haunted Graveyard
  07/09/26
god damn thats all one day
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
one day
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
how do you bill 20 hours in a single day?
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
(never gonna maek it)
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
(guy who didnt read the dbg billing method)
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
Cr. A partner of mine at the ultra prestigious firm Jackson ...
magical exhilarant turdskin famous landscape painting
  07/18/23
why? if you are on a plane in which time zones change it is...
chartreuse coffee pot
  07/18/23
you must have a good idea how article 7.4 interacts with 9.7
magical exhilarant turdskin famous landscape painting
  07/19/23
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Impertinent party of the first part
  07/18/23
Software does not let you bill over 24 hours even though the...
opaque bossy church main people
  07/19/23
would take 2 minutes for the software co to change the softw...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
I would have sold my soul to be able to bill like this. N...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/18/23
Adam Goldman : 20 hours of attention to discovery. Altho...
sepia center
  07/18/23
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Impertinent party of the first part
  07/18/23
Adam made partner on the strength of his discovery skills, c...
sepia center
  07/18/23
nothing jewish here
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
very impressive list of wasp judges he clerked for
heady maize native yarmulke
  07/18/23
souter is a wasp!
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
a dishonorary jew
Bonkers olive piazza
  07/19/23
many such cases with homosexual wasps
Massive charismatic pozpig toaster
  07/19/23
Lol he clerked for two scotus justices. Pretty sure he can ...
Appetizing Place Of Business Incel
  07/19/23
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Narrow-minded Hell
  07/19/23
lol that rsf's job
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
cr
Fighting library private investor
  07/20/23
“16.50 document review” It’s a noble pr...
Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig
  07/18/23
funny since you're supposed to bill anything past midnight t...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
are you really? ive always started the new day when i went t...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
thats what they told me but i dont think it really matters t...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
(Genius)
UN peacekeeper
  07/19/26
It sounds funny but, some of my fondest memories of the prac...
floppy zippy feces
  07/18/23
The rigor
180 Halford Candlestick Maker
  07/18/23
you're in the zone
Fighting library private investor
  07/20/23
Amazing these are the "best of the best" but only ...
Swashbuckling office mad cow disease
  07/18/23
20.00 $25k attention to discovery
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
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Impertinent party of the first part
  07/18/23
The fact that they don’t have to proves they are the b...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
...
Painfully honest milk
  07/20/23
Link to full document?
startling field
  07/18/23
damn didnt know Leo Strine was there. he's kind of a big de...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
...
excitant psychic
  07/18/23
What’s his story?
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
Damn you people I thought this was supposed to be a law boar...
Mahogany learning disabled house pistol
  07/19/23
It is no longer 2013
balding locus
  07/19/23
I don’t do Delaware shit
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
Leo Strine is worth the whole bill
Glittery space
  07/18/23
Only one honest biller on the list.
excitant psychic
  07/18/23
even his 2.0 is obv rounded up. exactly 2.0? ya right
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
He probably went over that
excitant psychic
  07/18/23
...
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
at $2k/hr, wouldn't you?
Soul-stirring chocolate karate
  07/19/23
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pontificating garrison
  07/19/23
15 hours. No description.
Dead sable windowlicker
  07/18/23
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Ruddy Home
  07/19/23
lol
boyish business firm
  07/18/23
can you link to the filing or docket number this is associat...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
Is this an exhibit to twitter's complaint?
Silver trailer park marketing idea
  07/18/23
it says "Complaint Exhibit" in one of the page's f...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/dwvkdolbxpm/...
Arousing twisted voyeur doctorate
  07/18/23
ty
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
11. In the middle of the board’s final October 27 meet...
heady maize native yarmulke
  07/18/23
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fragrant chapel
  07/18/23
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Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
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spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
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balding locus
  07/19/23
It was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
thought this was a CapTTTainFalcon original until I looked. ...
green idiotic hominid range
  07/20/23
who the fuck are "reid collins?" is that some new...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
oh wow i know people there, had no idea they were this big. ...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
makes sense
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
they're about to buttfuck the most prestigious firm on earth...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
they will do no such thing
Bateful property
  07/18/23
...
excitant psychic
  07/19/23
180
fragrant chapel
  07/18/23
Surely one of you fags has access to this bill
Razzmatazz orchestra pit
  07/18/23
30. Roth described Savitt as “the leading Delaware lit...
Sienna genital piercing base
  07/19/23
Adam M. Gogolak: Fuck you pay me
Mint preventive strike den
  07/18/23
only one that makes sense to me
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
...
Soul-stirring chocolate karate
  07/19/23
GGTP that you?
vivacious territorial brunch old irish cottage
  07/19/23
alexandra sadinsky 14.50 17,037.50 "strategy" d...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
...
Silver trailer park marketing idea
  07/18/23
Great school. Lots of Fordham grads here.
Dashing Blue Hospital Roast Beef
  07/18/23
very nice of chin to hire from his alma mater
heady maize native yarmulke
  07/18/23
Whoever leaked this should be on Mt. Rushmore.
excitant psychic
  07/18/23
Law school 8.5
Indigo Casino Puppy
  07/18/23
need james joyce jr to rate her now
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
jfc that schnozz
Doobsian pungent senate
  07/18/23
unnngh i'd let her spend 14 and a half hours on strategy
Bateful property
  07/18/23
https://www.facebook.com/sadinsky
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
law school 8.5, wachtell 10
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
general MFH __?
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
6.5
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/19/23
...
Godawful titillating sanctuary prole
  07/18/23
"Loaded incoming production? Like it took 30 minutes fo...
excitant psychic
  07/18/23
If you haven’t figured it out by now folks, it’s...
Stimulating Affirmative Action Spot
  07/18/23
various litigation workstreams tp
Doobsian pungent senate
  07/18/23
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51K5MWCVQAL._AC_UF1000,1...
heady maize native yarmulke
  07/18/23
*shoots self in motherfucking head*
Doobsian pungent senate
  07/18/23
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floppy zippy feces
  07/18/23
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Impertinent party of the first part
  07/18/23
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Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig
  07/19/23
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Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire
  07/19/23
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Jet-lagged Bat Shit Crazy Haunted Graveyard
  07/19/23
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Aqua useless sandwich wagecucks
  07/19/23
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motley salmon plaza
  07/19/23
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  07/19/23
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Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
Adebola O.M. Olofin - 16.5 - Token ass nigga shit
Flickering Spruce New Version
  07/18/23
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  07/20/23
U & Me: 0.3 — Having PC with OC David Bernstein r...
Iridescent Forum
  07/18/23
wtf are these 16.47, 13.14, 13.68, etc hrs? do they not b...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
You don't respect the majesty that is the law
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
lol this is like those brain teasers where they give you a s...
excitant psychic
  07/18/23
wachtell does whatever the fuck they please and you understa...
Bateful property
  07/18/23
Might be people who use timers.
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
0.47 hours = 28.2 minutes. 0.2 minutes is 12 seconds. Are so...
excitant psychic
  07/19/23
the timers work like this - it's a computer program where yo...
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
BEEP BEEP BEEP we get the concept that it's mathematicall...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
donald j butterworth -- who wrote the longest and most detai...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
FUCK i came here to poast this
hairraiser transparent queen of the night
  07/18/23
More like butterfucked amirite lol
Doobsian pungent senate
  07/18/23
stupid honest goyim lol
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
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heady maize native yarmulke
  07/18/23
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startling field
  07/18/23
🧑‍🦽DURRRR ENTERING MY HOURS HONESTLY DURRRRRR ⛪ï...
Doobsian pungent senate
  07/18/23
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Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
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Supple location
  07/18/23
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Slap-happy sickened theatre
  07/18/23
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Impertinent party of the first part
  07/18/23
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Iridescent Forum
  07/19/23
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Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig
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balding locus
  07/19/23
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Citrine mind-boggling boistinker
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Pink keepsake machete stage
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  07/19/23
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motley salmon plaza
  07/19/23
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  07/19/23
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cracking double fault address
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stirring lodge clown
  07/09/26
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spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
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Concupiscible Dilemma Degenerate
  07/21/23
donald, we need to talk about your billing.
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
Adebola O.M. Olofin is clearly picking up your slack tp
Doobsian pungent senate
  07/18/23
180
stirring lodge clown
  07/18/23
DE Shaw is sure as shit more prestigious than any law firm a...
Massive charismatic pozpig toaster
  07/19/23
...
Poppy nighttime point regret
  07/19/23
obviously elon leaked this either directly or indirectly. w...
Bateful property
  07/18/23
oldco twitter hired wlrk, not elon.
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
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Talking parlor
  07/19/23
Why didn't they settle the bill before they split?
excitant psychic
  07/19/23
Guy who doesn’t read Matt Levine like he should. ht...
talented zombie-like crotch theater
  07/19/23
honestly it seems like a lot of liability even "being&q...
hairraiser transparent queen of the night
  07/18/23
Not really fraud. I overbill by multiples and when I get que...
slippery shrine
  07/18/23
boomers are on their way out bro. theyll testify.
hairraiser transparent queen of the night
  07/18/23
...
spectacular indirect expression
  07/18/23
...
balding locus
  07/19/23
the only people who get caught are the ones who turn themsel...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
and speaking of paper trail, no one at the firm will ever em...
aphrodisiac station
  07/18/23
or have a bookmark to the dbg billing method
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
lol tell me you've never been biglaw without telling me
Bateful property
  07/18/23
...
Iridescent Forum
  07/19/23
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pontificating garrison
  07/19/23
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Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/20/23
Please link any major billing fraud cases. That Chicago a...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
is there no protective order in this case that this could ju...
underhanded site headpube
  07/18/23
if you can leak a yuge scotus opinion without any consequenc...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
oh it wasnt posted on the docket? n/m then
underhanded site headpube
  07/18/23
what part of "wachtell bill leaked" don't you unde...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/18/23
...
Razzle twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt
  07/19/23
Lol at not billing 20 hours per day.
Mustard bawdyhouse
  07/18/23
On “discovery”
Ultramarine Rehab
  07/19/23
Elon poasts
Supple location
  07/18/23
pg. 2, 15 hours billed to blank space.
chartreuse coffee pot
  07/18/23
he's sending us a message. he looks like a poaster too: h...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/18/23
...
wonderful mad-dog skullcap police squad
  07/19/23
he’s blank bumping 15 of his colleagues’ entries...
Pink keepsake machete stage
  07/19/23
...
wonderful mad-dog skullcap police squad
  07/19/23
...
motley salmon plaza
  07/19/23
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balding locus
  07/19/23
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Seedy jewess
  07/19/23
...
chartreuse coffee pot
  07/18/23
Associate are billed at $725+ nowadays? Jfc
Galvanic Stage Therapy
  07/18/23
That’s the paralegal
underhanded site headpube
  07/18/23
https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/afabu/ did "doc review&...
Galvanic Stage Therapy
  07/18/23
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/msnbc/2013_4...
heady maize native yarmulke
  07/18/23
They also sat in on dozens of hours of "team meetings&q...
Galvanic Stage Therapy
  07/18/23
(not partner material)
Iridescent Forum
  07/19/23
they also flew to Toronto
Buck-toothed ratface
  07/19/23
Wtf were they doing there?
Sienna genital piercing base
  07/19/23
Idk, but I'm sure they billed their time out at $725/hr
Galvanic Stage Therapy
  07/19/23
What’s the source tweet?
Electric dingle berry
  07/18/23
The paralegal bills are $300 to download documents from pace...
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
Ediscovery Staff Attorney billing at $1,100 per hour https:...
Soul-stirring chocolate karate
  07/19/23
more than the associates? LOL
Seedy jewess
  07/19/23
she's chambers ranked in ediscovery, bro you need grunts ...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
we have discovery attorneys at my V20. the clients would sho...
Seedy jewess
  07/19/23
sub-associate discovery attorneys =/= some discovery MFE who...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
Non-lawyer here, isn't it rewarding enough to bill the $800-...
Buck-toothed ratface
  07/19/23
They will bill the maximum amount that they can under the si...
Nofapping Locale Philosopher-king
  07/19/23
...
stirring lodge clown
  07/19/23
(actual big law attorney)
trip hall
  07/19/23
That's why they're being sued
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
you're missing the point that each individual lawyer has an ...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
The billing numbers are besides the point. It’s a litt...
sepia center
  07/19/23
Sounds like they did 3 million of work and are trying to usu...
Buck-toothed ratface
  07/19/23
Law is a cartel. Attorney discipline committees ensure that ...
excitant psychic
  07/19/23
Meanwhile on Reddit, people are arguing whether billing 0.1 ...
pontificating garrison
  07/19/23
Ljl at these retards being too dumb to include a contingency...
Sienna genital piercing base
  07/19/23
They had to keep time because of D&O insurance.
opaque bossy church main people
  07/19/23
So?
Sienna genital piercing base
  07/19/23
$17,000 for 14.5 hours of “strategy” by an assoc...
trip hall
  07/19/23
...
Emerald at-the-ready boltzmann
  07/19/23
yeah but she went to fordham
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/19/23
$25 million for over 10 years of strategy on XO
Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig
  07/19/23
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Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
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Pink keepsake machete stage
  07/19/23
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Fiercely-loyal Milky Pit Trust Fund
  07/23/23
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GAS ALL KIKES NOW
self-absorbed carmine telephone
  07/19/23
One attorney had 16.5 hours of document review in one day?
diverse fuchsia nursing home roommate
  07/19/23
they were likely under orders to find something, anything, t...
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/19/23
...
provocative school pocket flask
  07/19/23
That’s the most believable time entry
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
I think this may have been an epic blunder by a group of peo...
Mahogany learning disabled house pistol
  07/19/23
That's VERY antisemitic, fyi
Seedy jewess
  07/19/23
(1) It's not like Elon's going to keep using them when he ta...
Iridescent Forum
  07/19/23
not a "biglaw guy" but is it standard to bill at &...
Coiffed Pisswyrm Water Buffalo
  07/19/23
yes. traveling is working. it's opportunity cost. why should...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
If the client will pay it, then yes. If you are in bankruptc...
Odious Amber French Chef
  07/19/23
>$1500 and yes. $2000 is still rarified air, but tha...
opaque bossy church main people
  07/19/23
I believe you mean "rarefied." We need to have a ...
balding locus
  07/19/23
Hell yeah. The lawyer is supposed to make a big fuss about i...
excitant psychic
  07/19/23
absolutely. travel is work if you wouldn't be traveling but ...
Onyx rigor
  07/19/23
It’s the fucking best, but the ABA has warned not to b...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
lol as if anyone knows whether u double billed as long as u ...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
What's the reason I can't charge each of them half?
Talking parlor
  07/19/23
That’s fine but stupid from a career perspective. You...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/20/23
>> Your hours will be better if you watch a movie and ...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/20/23
I'm asking about the ethical objection.
Talking parlor
  07/20/23
i'd assume you'd need client disclosure/consent. client A is...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/20/23
client by client basis
Bateful property
  07/20/23
Jessica Allen 1.75 "Team meetings" *No one else r...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/19/23
She was the only one who attended these team meetings. Or sh...
Galvanic Stage Therapy
  07/19/23
that's why u always block bill meetings/calls with prep for ...
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/19/23
"Prepare for M&C with OC and attend same, attend to...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/19/23
yeah this is a rookie mistake. i NEVER bill for the actual ...
magical exhilarant turdskin famous landscape painting
  07/19/23
Strategy could include the meeting, or the blank one or &hel...
opaque bossy church main people
  07/19/23
“It was a Teams meeting. Sorry, typed it wrong.”...
Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig
  07/19/23
...
Impertinent party of the first part
  07/19/23
lmao
startling field
  07/20/23
GORGEOUS Anitha Reddy, who is apparently a PARTNER, billing ...
Misunderstood boiling water
  07/19/23
Imagine the smell
Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire
  07/21/23
Well, this definitely puts them in a rough spot. What are t...
canary vigorous temple travel guidebook
  07/19/23
Elon foresaw all of this and laid a trap for them in May 202...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/19/23
I’ve worked with Wachtell on a similar matter and I th...
lemon theater stage depressive
  07/19/23
"People don’t realize how short that is to prepar...
Talking parlor
  07/19/23
We had a case against Wachtel and got thousands of interroga...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/19/23
There wasn't a limit on them, like in FRCP 33(a)?
Talking parlor
  07/19/23
No
opaque bossy church main people
  07/20/23
1,975 of them were objectionable on that ground but they sti...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/20/23
...
Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire
  07/21/23
...
Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire
  07/21/23
This was in Chancery court, my man. Not federal court. No li...
lemon theater stage depressive
  07/21/23
I’ve always said that 300 hour months are honest and 1...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
(Wachtell Of Counsel)
Bearded Comical Indian Lodge
  07/19/23
Yeah but was your time as a 2nd year associate worth $800/hr...
Galvanic Stage Therapy
  07/19/23
If the market is willing to bear it
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/20/23
You are right its not a unique situation. But what is uniqu...
Razzle-dazzle big-titted stag film gay wizard
  07/20/23
Incredible that they bill paralegals out at like $425/hr and...
Dead sable windowlicker
  07/19/23
BTW - the bankers were paid $133MM for this deal and stood t...
lemon theater stage depressive
  07/19/23
Whose idea was it to make Musk do a background check before ...
excitant psychic
  07/19/23
Idk if that's true. You can run a company that does TS work...
Ruddy Home
  07/19/23
lol are you fucking kidding. elon personally works with...
Massive charismatic pozpig toaster
  07/23/23
Lol, they also can’t sell the Twitter bonds they own.
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/19/23
Bankers don’t bill by the hour you dumbass
Concupiscible Dilemma Degenerate
  07/21/23
Lol at plaintiff's counsel using his actual residential addr...
splenetic dun friendly grandma
  07/19/23
Isn't that what EPAH did?
Talking parlor
  07/19/23
Yeah it’s a raw power move against shitlawyers like RT...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/20/23
fuck i'm poor. dude's wine collection is worth more than my ...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/20/23
At a certain level this is an embarrassment, at a certain le...
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/20/23
...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/20/23
That house is hideously ugly.
opaque bossy church main people
  07/20/23
Don’t be mean 2 CSLG
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/20/23
Shera Goldman needs to learn to block bill
racy partner resort
  07/19/23
...
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/20/23
Here's (((Adam L Goodman))), who totally spent 20 hours in a...
rusted sticky stead foreskin
  07/20/23
what do litigation partners there make? lit seems like an af...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/20/23
I’d heard they all take equal draws. That can’t ...
aromatic cordovan corner
  07/20/23
his email is right there on the webpage, just shoot him a qu...
Sick carnelian tanning salon
  07/20/23
"hey adam, you're probably paying attention to discover...
Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage
  07/20/23
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Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire
  07/21/23
There's a small chance this guy was the younger partner assi...
Nofapping Locale Philosopher-king
  07/20/23
He's still running from the stench of non-Wharton Penn UG
Indigo Casino Puppy
  07/20/23
mods!
Irate big jap ticket booth
  07/20/23
Nothing wrong with going to Penn State
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/21/23
He’s a good man. And thorough.
Cerebral Menage Codepig
  07/21/23
Correction: He spent 20 hours that day on this matter. He al...
Abnormal legal warrant
  07/21/23
Why didn't Elon's lawyers bring a fraud count against WLRK? ...
laughsome unholy selfie
  07/21/23
9(b)?
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  07/09/26


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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: Mustard bawdyhouse

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1Ww21cXgAAdu75?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563703)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

LMFAO:

"12.8 various litigation workstreams"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563706)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: Exciting jade messiness

What's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563709)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

No other law firm is allowed to bill like this. V3-200 partners spend hours every month proofing the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563717)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting jade messiness

This is WACHTELL goddamit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563723)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:03 AM
Author: provocative school pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564221)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Talking parlor

Under my nearest federal district court's local rules, a huge portion of those fees would not be awarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564206)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:56 AM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

who the fuck cares? wlrk in this matter wasnt seeking fees from a court fee award

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 11:49 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

They track time like this for the clients who only get “services rendered” bills. They clean it up when their bills are going to be discoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565298)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Talking parlor

And then charge the client for it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566025)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:22 AM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564605)



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Date: July 23rd, 2023 11:01 AM
Author: mildly autistic curious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46579898)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Bat Shit Crazy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#49989534)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

god damn thats all one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563712)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:58 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563751)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

how do you bill 20 hours in a single day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563756)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

(never gonna maek it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563763)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

(guy who didnt read the dbg billing method)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563797)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: magical exhilarant turdskin famous landscape painting

Cr. A partner of mine at the ultra prestigious firm Jackson Lewis has been told several times to stop billing 25-26 hours in a single day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563905)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: chartreuse coffee pot

why? if you are on a plane in which time zones change it is extremely realistic that you'd be billing upwards of 30 Horus in a single day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563969)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: magical exhilarant turdskin famous landscape painting

you must have a good idea how article 7.4 interacts with 9.7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564935)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Impertinent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564168)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:17 PM
Author: opaque bossy church main people

Software does not let you bill over 24 hours even though there is one day in the year that has 25 hours (setting aside time zone considerations).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565989)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

would take 2 minutes for the software co to change the software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566042)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

I would have sold my soul to be able to bill like this.

No wonder they're able to hit 3000 hours a year.

"14.7 work on stuff"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563713)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:58 PM
Author: sepia center

Adam Goldman : 20 hours of attention to discovery.

Although Leo Strine at 2k an hour seems like a bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563755)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Impertinent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563760)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:02 PM
Author: sepia center

Adam made partner on the strength of his discovery skills, congrats!

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/algoodman/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563772)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

nothing jewish here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563780)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: heady maize native yarmulke

very impressive list of wasp judges he clerked for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563794)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

souter is a wasp!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563809)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Bonkers olive piazza

a dishonorary jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564939)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:52 PM
Author: Massive charismatic pozpig toaster

many such cases with homosexual wasps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567404)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:25 AM
Author: Appetizing Place Of Business Incel

Lol he clerked for two scotus justices. Pretty sure he can shit in his hand and fling his poop like a monkey whenever he feels like it and he would still make partner. This dude strivered his way to maximum glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564279)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:03 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564770)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:02 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

lol that rsf's job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 3:42 PM
Author: Fighting library private investor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570584)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig

“16.50 document review”

It’s a noble profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563732)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

funny since you're supposed to bill anything past midnight to the next day. did this person really bill 16.5 hours before midnight?

guess it could be cumulative from night before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563762)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:12 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

are you really? ive always started the new day when i went to sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563816)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

thats what they told me but i dont think it really matters too much either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563824)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

(Genius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#50010629)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: floppy zippy feces

It sounds funny but, some of my fondest memories of the practice of law, are the all-nighters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563779)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: 180 Halford Candlestick Maker

The rigor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564094)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Fighting library private investor

you're in the zone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46572103)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling office mad cow disease

Amazing these are the "best of the best" but only like 2 attorneys could write anything that resembles an intelligible receipt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563734)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

20.00 $25k attention to discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563744)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Impertinent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563761)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

The fact that they don’t have to proves they are the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567445)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570388)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: startling field

Link to full document?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563740)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

damn didnt know Leo Strine was there. he's kind of a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563748)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: excitant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563787)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 11:50 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

What’s his story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565301)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:27 PM
Author: Mahogany learning disabled house pistol

Damn you people I thought this was supposed to be a law board!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565736)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:29 PM
Author: balding locus

It is no longer 2013

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565749)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

I don’t do Delaware shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567446)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Glittery space

Leo Strine is worth the whole bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563764)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: excitant psychic

Only one honest biller on the list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563792)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

even his 2.0 is obv rounded up. exactly 2.0? ya right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563830)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:16 PM
Author: excitant psychic

He probably went over that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563836)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563983)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chocolate karate

at $2k/hr, wouldn't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564607)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: pontificating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567373)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Dead sable windowlicker

15 hours. No description.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563765)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Ruddy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567191)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: boyish business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563767)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

can you link to the filing or docket number this is associated with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563777)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Silver trailer park marketing idea

Is this an exhibit to twitter's complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563799)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

it says "Complaint Exhibit" in one of the page's footer. it may have been filed under seal though i dunno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563832)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:16 PM
Author: Arousing twisted voyeur doctorate

https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/dwvkdolbxpm/X%20Corp%20v%20Wachtell%20-%2020230705.pdf

Need the exhibit files

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563835)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563840)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: heady maize native yarmulke

11. In the middle of the board’s final October 27 meeting, former Twitter general counsel Sean Edgett sent the chart of fees that the Twitter board was meeting to approve. Upon seeing the magnitude of the fees being presented for the board’s approval, one former Twitter director immediately exclaimed in an email reply to Edgett:

O

My

Freaking

God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563848)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: fragrant chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563853)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563856)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563992)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:00 AM
Author: balding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564763)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

It was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567454)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: green idiotic hominid range

thought this was a CapTTTainFalcon original until I looked. holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570992)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

who the fuck are "reid collins?" is that some new breakaway elite boutique or did musk just get randos for this litigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563846)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

oh wow i know people there, had no idea they were this big. makes sense though now that tesla is in austin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563851)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563871)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

they're about to buttfuck the most prestigious firm on earth, must feel pretty incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563877)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful property

they will do no such thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563900)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: excitant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567417)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:19 PM
Author: fragrant chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563850)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit

Surely one of you fags has access to this bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563874)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:51 AM
Author: Sienna genital piercing base

30. Roth described Savitt as “the leading Delaware litigator,” adding that Savitt had “led a successful defense against a lawsuit brought against the firm and me personally by Carl Icahn.” Roth’s email solicitation to Twitter suggested that “I know with certainty that there is no person or litigation group who would take [sic] tackle this with greater conviction or do it better.” The pitch concluded: “And having Chief Justice Strine’s expertise and advice would be invaluable.” Savitt and Strine were copied on the email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564741)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:04 PM
Author: Mint preventive strike den

Adam M. Gogolak: Fuck you pay me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563784)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

only one that makes sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563796)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chocolate karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564606)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: vivacious territorial brunch old irish cottage

GGTP that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564826)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

alexandra sadinsky 14.50 17,037.50 "strategy"

double fordham

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/apsadinsky/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563801)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Silver trailer park marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563804)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Dashing Blue Hospital Roast Beef

Great school. Lots of Fordham grads here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563805)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: heady maize native yarmulke

very nice of chin to hire from his alma mater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563811)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: excitant psychic

Whoever leaked this should be on Mt. Rushmore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563812)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:12 PM
Author: Indigo Casino Puppy

Law school 8.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563818)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

need james joyce jr to rate her now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563825)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: Doobsian pungent senate

jfc that schnozz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563841)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Bateful property

unnngh i'd let her spend 14 and a half hours on strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563861)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

https://www.facebook.com/sadinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563884)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

law school 8.5, wachtell 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563892)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:18 AM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

general MFH __?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564962)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

6.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567420)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:41 PM
Author: Godawful titillating sanctuary prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563931)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: excitant psychic

"Loaded incoming production? Like it took 30 minutes for Acrobat to finish updating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563803)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Affirmative Action Spot

If you haven’t figured it out by now folks, it’s all a joke. Everything is joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563806)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:10 PM
Author: Doobsian pungent senate

various litigation workstreams tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563807)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: heady maize native yarmulke

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51K5MWCVQAL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563813)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Doobsian pungent senate

*shoots self in motherfucking head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563828)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:18 PM
Author: floppy zippy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563845)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Impertinent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564172)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:06 AM
Author: Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564649)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:56 AM
Author: Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564681)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:11 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Bat Shit Crazy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564788)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:16 AM
Author: Aqua useless sandwich wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564800)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: motley salmon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566436)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: thriller sound barrier ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567700)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567768)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Flickering Spruce New Version

Adebola O.M. Olofin - 16.5 - Token ass nigga shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563827)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: rusted sticky stead foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570912)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:16 PM
Author: Iridescent Forum

U & Me: 0.3 — Having PC with OC David Bernstein re: upcoming scheduling conference, specifically whether we need a 4th agreed name to submit to the judge as an agreeable special master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563834)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:17 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

wtf are these 16.47, 13.14, 13.68, etc hrs?

do they not bill in tenths or quarters? just random halford decimals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563842)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:02 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

You don't respect the majesty that is the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563996)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:10 PM
Author: excitant psychic

lol this is like those brain teasers where they give you a series of numbers and you have to find the pattern to figure out what number comes next. All I can say right now is that all entries are divisible by 0.02

EDIT: 0.01

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564014)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:12 PM
Author: Bateful property

wachtell does whatever the fuck they please and you understand that when you engage wachtell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564020)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

Might be people who use timers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564750)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: excitant psychic

0.47 hours = 28.2 minutes. 0.2 minutes is 12 seconds. Are some lawyers billing >16 hours in 12 second increments? Or do all the lawyers billing whole hours stop on a dime within 12 seconds of the hour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565415)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

the timers work like this - it's a computer program where you click when you start working on a certain project, and click again when you stop. So you it would track down to the second

everyone hates these, but apparently some small % of lawyers actually uses them. The vast majority of lawyers either just look at their watch, review the various email/phone call/document time stamps, or estimate (depending on the task)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565459)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:47 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

BEEP BEEP BEEP

we get the concept that it's mathematically possible to work a halford decimal fraction of an hours.

the question is what client arrangement allows for billing in increments other than 0.1 / 0.25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565528)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:20 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

donald j butterworth -- who wrote the longest and most detailed entry and only bulled 5.25 -- only lasted a year at wlrk and left:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/donbutterworth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563854)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser transparent queen of the night

FUCK i came here to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563858)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:21 PM
Author: Doobsian pungent senate

More like butterfucked amirite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563860)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:23 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

stupid honest goyim lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563868)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: heady maize native yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563883)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:30 PM
Author: startling field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563893)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:39 PM
Author: Doobsian pungent senate

🧑‍🦽DURRRR ENTERING MY HOURS HONESTLY DURRRRRR ⛪ï¸â›ªï¸â›ªï¸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563921)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563950)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:46 PM
Author: Supple location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563959)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy sickened theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563980)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Impertinent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564177)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:57 AM
Author: Iridescent Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564541)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:07 AM
Author: Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564650)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:04 AM
Author: balding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564774)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: Citrine mind-boggling boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564903)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: Pink keepsake machete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565630)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566424)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: motley salmon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566440)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: green idiotic hominid range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567212)



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Date: February 23rd, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: cracking double fault address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#47430405)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: stirring lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#49989558)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564001)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: Concupiscible Dilemma Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573558)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

donald, we need to talk about your billing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563936)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: Doobsian pungent senate

Adebola O.M. Olofin is clearly picking up your slack tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563948)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:43 PM
Author: stirring lodge clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563939)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Massive charismatic pozpig toaster

DE Shaw is sure as shit more prestigious than any law firm and has far better exit options

he won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564743)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Poppy nighttime point regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564754)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Bateful property

obviously elon leaked this either directly or indirectly. what the fuck did he think he was getting hiring wachtell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563865)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

oldco twitter hired wlrk, not elon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563882)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: Talking parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564223)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: excitant psychic

Why didn't they settle the bill before they split?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567472)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: talented zombie-like crotch theater

Guy who doesn’t read Matt Levine like he should.

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2023-07-11/matt-levine-s-money-stuff-elon-musk-blames-the-lawyers?sref=cMRkRbwk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567833)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:30 PM
Author: hairraiser transparent queen of the night

honestly it seems like a lot of liability even "being" a junior associate these days. even if you bill 2500 hours you run the risk they will throw you under the bus for some sort of billing fraud or something. its such transparent horseshit and someone has to go down at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563894)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: slippery shrine

Not really fraud. I overbill by multiples and when I get questioned I just say my ADD is a disability that makes me spend hours to send an email. Been doing this for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563897)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: hairraiser transparent queen of the night

boomers are on their way out bro. theyll testify.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563901)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563999)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:02 AM
Author: balding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564767)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

the only people who get caught are the ones who turn themselves in, brag about it somehow and leave a paper trail revealed in discovery, do something egregious like bill on a closed case or one they are no longer staffed on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563903)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

and speaking of paper trail, no one at the firm will ever email you about this issue to cover their own ass. so usually at most you'll get verbally asked about it. just dont be a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563907)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:35 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

or have a bookmark to the dbg billing method

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563908)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful property

lol tell me you've never been biglaw without telling me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563904)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:55 AM
Author: Iridescent Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564537)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: pontificating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567370)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46569087)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

Please link any major billing fraud cases.

That Chicago associate turned himself into the bar, confessed to massive fraud, and the law firm reviewed and was like, “we can’t find any evidence of over billing, but we’ll give all the affect clients a 30 percent refund”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567782)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:37 PM
Author: underhanded site headpube

is there no protective order in this case that this could just be filed publicly

seems like a great way to piss of the judge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563914)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

if you can leak a yuge scotus opinion without any consequences what chance does something like this have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563927)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:43 PM
Author: underhanded site headpube

oh it wasnt posted on the docket? n/m then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563942)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

what part of "wachtell bill leaked" don't you understand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563949)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564916)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:44 PM
Author: Mustard bawdyhouse

Lol at not billing 20 hours per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563947)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rehab

On “discovery”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566054)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:46 PM
Author: Supple location

Elon poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563956)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:46 PM
Author: chartreuse coffee pot

pg. 2, 15 hours billed to blank space.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563961)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

he's sending us a message. he looks like a poaster too:

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/amgogolak/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563970)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:55 AM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564679)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Pink keepsake machete stage

he’s blank bumping 15 of his colleagues’ entries, the mystery is which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565653)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:49 PM
Author: wonderful mad-dog skullcap police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566427)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: motley salmon plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566444)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: balding locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566790)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Seedy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566144)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: chartreuse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46563965)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Therapy

Associate are billed at $725+ nowadays? Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564000)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:08 PM
Author: underhanded site headpube

That’s the paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564003)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Therapy

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/afabu/

did "doc review" for $725/hr for 12 hrs

Also https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/jlallen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564011)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:11 PM
Author: heady maize native yarmulke

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/msnbc/2013_41/34373/ap94212955797.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564017)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Therapy

They also sat in on dozens of hours of "team meetings" and billed out their time at $725/hr. What value do these 2nd year associates add to these "team meetings" that justify their hourly rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564026)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:57 AM
Author: Iridescent Forum

(not partner material)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564539)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:26 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ratface

they also flew to Toronto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564609)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:24 AM
Author: Sienna genital piercing base

Wtf were they doing there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564816)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Therapy

Idk, but I'm sure they billed their time out at $725/hr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565542)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: Electric dingle berry

What’s the source tweet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564039)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

The paralegal bills are $300 to download documents from pacer

Fuck my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564608)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chocolate karate

Ediscovery Staff Attorney billing at $1,100 per hour

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/ctmorgan/

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564610)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Seedy jewess

more than the associates? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566147)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

she's chambers ranked in ediscovery, bro

you need grunts like this -- highly specialized aspie ppl who arent gonna killself doing nothing but being foremost mfes on ediscovery bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566199)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:39 PM
Author: Seedy jewess

we have discovery attorneys at my V20. the clients would shoot us if we billed them out at $1k+/hr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566359)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:42 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

sub-associate discovery attorneys =/= some discovery MFE who is a non-equity partner / of counsel / has some other fancy title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566387)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 6:29 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ratface

Non-lawyer here, isn't it rewarding enough to bill the $800-1400 per hour that they do? Do they really need to abuse the billing system to effectively double the already-absurd hourly rate? This is all very bizarre and offputting to a "normie" who has to hardscrabble to make every buck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564616)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:01 AM
Author: Nofapping Locale Philosopher-king

They will bill the maximum amount that they can under the situation, which here was working for soon-to-be-ex employees of Twitter (who wouldn't be around to actually deal with the bill when due, and thus would never pushback) on "bet-the-company" litigation. If you think these lawyers would say "we've billed enough for today, and although we can bill $5,000 more this evening by randomly looking at some papers, that's probably not necessary" you have no idea how these law firms work. The partners working at these firms are mega-strivers whose entire life purpose is more billing, more work until they eventually die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564646)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: stirring lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564712)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:23 AM
Author: trip hall

(actual big law attorney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564814)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

That's why they're being sued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564678)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:57 AM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

you're missing the point that each individual lawyer has an incentive -- and pressure -- to bill as much as he can. your hourly rate is irrelevant when you're at a firm where there's pressure to bill the fuck out of matters and hit 3000 hrs a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564683)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:14 AM
Author: sepia center

The billing numbers are besides the point. It’s a little hard to follow out apparently they actually billed 30 million or what we but then demanded twitter pay them 90 million because of their “good work” or whatever. That’s what musks wants to claw back, since it was not in the original agreement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564795)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: Buck-toothed ratface

Sounds like they did 3 million of work and are trying to usuriously extract a massive stealth tax from their "clients" at every step of the process, which I gather is how most/all biglaw seems to work. What I can't understand is why this extremely inefficient system exists at all. Legal knowledge is largely a commodity and the laws are public information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564840)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:44 PM
Author: excitant psychic

Law is a cartel. Attorney discipline committees ensure that none of the cartel members defect and undercut each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565515)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:19 AM
Author: pontificating garrison

Meanwhile on Reddit, people are arguing whether billing 0.1 on a 93 second phone call is ethical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564807)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:19 AM
Author: Sienna genital piercing base

Ljl at these retards being too dumb to include a contingency fee in their engagement letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564809)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:24 PM
Author: opaque bossy church main people

They had to keep time because of D&O insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566019)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:16 PM
Author: Sienna genital piercing base

So?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567684)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: trip hall

$17,000 for 14.5 hours of “strategy” by an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564819)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:51 AM
Author: Emerald at-the-ready boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564874)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

yeah but she went to fordham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564885)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig

$25 million for over 10 years of strategy on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564941)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564991)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: Pink keepsake machete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565635)



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Date: July 23rd, 2023 11:02 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Milky Pit Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46579901)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: self-absorbed carmine telephone

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GAS ALL KIKES NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46564933)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: diverse fuchsia nursing home roommate

One attorney had 16.5 hours of document review in one day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565303)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

they were likely under orders to find something, anything, to do on this case, for as long as you possibly can do it, up and until we send the pencils down email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565364)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: provocative school pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565467)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

That’s the most believable time entry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567824)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:42 PM
Author: Mahogany learning disabled house pistol

I think this may have been an epic blunder by a group of people that are supposed to be the smartest in the room. Why would you bill this much and submit these time sheets to a company that, if you’re successful, will be run by the person you’re suing? If they’d billed $20 million (which isn’t bad for a couple months work) and submitted decent time sheets this probably wouldn’t be a big deal but with $90 million figure and now these bullshit time sheets I don’t see how this doesn’t seriously bite them in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565814)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: Seedy jewess

That's VERY antisemitic, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566151)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 8:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Forum

(1) It's not like Elon's going to keep using them when he takes over.

(2) Burn it all down.

(3) You can only settle for a number well under what you can 'blackboard' in damages. At this point Elon would be killing it to settle for $45M in fees; do you really think they did $45M in work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567416)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Coiffed Pisswyrm Water Buffalo

not a "biglaw guy" but is it standard to bill at >$1k/hr for your time you spend traveling and not working?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565840)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:50 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

yes. traveling is working. it's opportunity cost. why should the firm not charge the client when their attorney is out of pocket traveling and could otherwise be doing work?

unless the client is cheap and negotiates a deal with the firm where they dont pay for travel time or pay at a reduced rates, it's very standard.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565860)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: Odious Amber French Chef

If the client will pay it, then yes. If you are in bankruptcy court they make you reduce it to 50%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46565863)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: opaque bossy church main people

>$1500 and yes.

$2000 is still rarified air, but that’s changing. There was a wall at $1000 20 years ago, there is a similar wall at $2000, but it is falling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566041)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:12 PM
Author: balding locus

I believe you mean "rarefied."

We need to have a talk about attention to detail, mistakes like these shouldn't be finding their way into final drafts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566798)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:16 PM
Author: excitant psychic

Hell yeah. The lawyer is supposed to make a big fuss about it too. "Oh I had to take the train from Philly at 7am, I won't get back to the office until late tonight..." to reinforce the point. They probably have some cutoff to determine whether it's "local commuting distance" or "travel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566253)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:19 PM
Author: Onyx rigor

absolutely. travel is work if you wouldn't be traveling but for the matter you're working on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566259)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

It’s the fucking best, but the ABA has warned not to bill travel time while working for another client. You can’t bill two people for the same six minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567849)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:11 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

lol as if anyone knows whether u double billed as long as u dont have more than 24.0 per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567903)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Talking parlor

What's the reason I can't charge each of them half?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567915)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

That’s fine but stupid from a career perspective. Your hours will be better if you watch a movie and do the other clients work at the hotel.

The reality is you just need to make sure you don’t send that client their work while you’re on the plan. If it’s 3 hours, don’t send it until 3 hours after you got to the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46569100)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

>> Your hours will be better if you watch a movie and do the other clients work at the hotel.

lol no. do the work on the plane, double bill the two clients, and then fuck a whore at the hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46569599)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Talking parlor

I'm asking about the ethical objection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570132)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

i'd assume you'd need client disclosure/consent. client A is happy to receive a 50% discount on your work, but client B would likely wonder why they should subsidize 50% of client A's bill if you're doing work for client A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570861)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 3:40 PM
Author: Bateful property

client by client basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570580)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

Jessica Allen 1.75 "Team meetings"

*No one else records time to "team meetings"*

This was always my biggest fear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566266)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Therapy

She was the only one who attended these team meetings. Or she could be recording time on behalf of all team members present at these meetings. We'll never know unless the client starts questioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566275)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:25 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

that's why u always block bill meetings/calls with prep for the call -- to the extent that u cant block bill the entire fucking day. that way, it's impossible to be called out for padding the meeting/call itself. c'mon this is billing 101 shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566288)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:28 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

"Prepare for M&C with OC and attend same, attend to follow-up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566293)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: magical exhilarant turdskin famous landscape painting

yeah this is a rookie mistake. i NEVER bill for the actual time spent on meetings or calls. sometime the associate (or other partner) will bill more or less and i never want it to be questioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566633)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: opaque bossy church main people

Strategy could include the meeting, or the blank one or ….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566299)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:41 PM
Author: Topaz lascivious masturbator filthpig

“It was a Teams meeting. Sorry, typed it wrong.”

“With whom?”

*hangs up phone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566375)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: Impertinent party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566453)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 9:05 AM
Author: startling field

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568875)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood boiling water

GORGEOUS Anitha Reddy, who is apparently a PARTNER, billing 9.0 hours straight for "legal research/brief drafting/discovery review" while she checks Shadi.com for potential matches while meditating to a urn containing part of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's ashes

https://benchmarklitigation.com/Lawyer/Anitha-Reddy-New-York/Profile/79734

EDIT: she definitely is a partner, her 9.0 hours cost $13.5k, a CHILL billing rate of $1,500



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566344)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 12:59 PM
Author: Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire

Imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46574018)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: canary vigorous temple travel guidebook

Well, this definitely puts them in a rough spot. What are they going to do, litigate it and subject their internal ops to discovery? They’re the most secretive law firm in the world, can’t imagine they want to deal with that. But how do they settle without looking like a bunch of shady blood sucking scumbags? That could result in serious reputational harm. Looks like they may have really screwed the pooch here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566410)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

Elon foresaw all of this and laid a trap for them in May 2022. He never wanted out of the deal in the first place.

(TBF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567209)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:08 PM
Author: lemon theater stage depressive

I’ve worked with Wachtell on a similar matter and I think the time billed is legit. I was billing 280-315 hours per month and they were working me under the table sending emails all hours of the night (including some of the folks on this bill). In these cases, the partners are constantly having to update the board and senior management and there is an insane amount of documents to review on an expedited basis, plus thousands of RFAs, interrogatories, stupid discovery letters/motions/30(b)(6) depositions, expert work, dispositive motions, statements of undisputed facts, etc.—plus you need to be preparing senior folks for depositions, coordinating with their individual counsel if they have it, traveling, etc.

This case was filed July 12 and set for trial October 17. People don’t realize how short that is to prepare for a dispute of this magnitude, which would require things like pulling emails and text messages from outside directors (who don’t have company email addresses and who were probably on their yachts off St. Tropez at the time the case was filed).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566778)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:17 PM
Author: Talking parlor

"People don’t realize how short that is to prepare for a dispute of this magnitude"

Well, maybe non-lawyers don't. But I would think most people here know that three months is really fucking fast for just about any trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566819)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

We had a case against Wachtel and got thousands of interrogatories, just like you did. It was INSANE how hard they work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567214)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Talking parlor

There wasn't a limit on them, like in FRCP 33(a)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567898)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 8:09 AM
Author: opaque bossy church main people

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568767)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

1,975 of them were objectionable on that ground but they still make you work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570923)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46574025)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46574026)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 7:54 AM
Author: lemon theater stage depressive

This was in Chancery court, my man. Not federal court. No limit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573003)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

I’ve always said that 300 hour months are honest and 160 hour months are full of fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567862)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:59 PM
Author: Bearded Comical Indian Lodge

(Wachtell Of Counsel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567866)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage Therapy

Yeah but was your time as a 2nd year associate worth $800/hr doing "team meetings?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568169)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:17 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

If the market is willing to bear it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46569114)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle big-titted stag film gay wizard

You are right its not a unique situation. But what is unique about it here is they couldn't write complete sentences for their time entries. And apparently they don't have anyone in a billing department or a secretary who has time to clean up the entries for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46572124)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Dead sable windowlicker

Incredible that they bill paralegals out at like $425/hr and 1st year associates at $750/hr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566845)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: lemon theater stage depressive

BTW - the bankers were paid $133MM for this deal and stood to earn countless more from financing fees. In a deal where due diligence was essentially waived. I guarantee Wachtell spent more time on this case than either GS or JPM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566847)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 5:44 PM
Author: excitant psychic

Whose idea was it to make Musk do a background check before he could join the board? That seems like one of the dumbest moves of all time. The dood already has a TS clearance at minimum in connection with his SpaceX shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46566912)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 9:54 PM
Author: Ruddy Home

Idk if that's true. You can run a company that does TS work without having TS clearance yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567841)



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Date: July 23rd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Massive charismatic pozpig toaster

lol are you fucking kidding.

elon personally works with the absolute highest levels of government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46582162)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

Lol, they also can’t sell the Twitter bonds they own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567887)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible Dilemma Degenerate

Bankers don’t bill by the hour you dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573590)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: splenetic dun friendly grandma

Lol at plaintiff's counsel using his actual residential address as his firm address.

https://www.dwell.com/home/920-camino-viejo-aia-award-winning-modernist-4-bed4.5-bath-montecito-estate-designed-by-renowned-architect-rex-lotery-0d1961c5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567936)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Talking parlor

Isn't that what EPAH did?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568081)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:59 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

Yeah it’s a raw power move against shitlawyers like RT and ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570934)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

fuck i'm poor. dude's wine collection is worth more than my life savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568839)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 8:50 AM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

At a certain level this is an embarrassment, at a certain level this is a flex

In this case it's a major flex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568848)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570925)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 9:02 AM
Author: opaque bossy church main people

That house is hideously ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46568869)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

Don’t be mean 2 CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570933)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: racy partner resort

Shera Goldman needs to learn to block bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46567961)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 10:18 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46569119)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:52 PM
Author: rusted sticky stead foreskin

Here's (((Adam L Goodman))), who totally spent 20 hours in a single day doing "attention to discovery" billing over $1,000 / hour.

https://www.wlrk.com/attorney/algoodman/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570903)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

what do litigation partners there make? lit seems like an afterthought for them and with his credentials he'd be better off at one of the lit boutiques.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570909)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:02 PM
Author: aromatic cordovan corner

I’d heard they all take equal draws. That can’t be right though. Maybe equal by year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570945)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Sick carnelian tanning salon

his email is right there on the webpage, just shoot him a quick bit of career advice. He'll probably be quite grateful for the tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570955)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Reading Party Blood Rage

"hey adam, you're probably paying attention to discovery right now, but..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570961)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Saffron frozen state multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46574008)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Nofapping Locale Philosopher-king

There's a small chance this guy was the younger partner assigned to corral all the discovery done by associates, and legitimately spent 20 hours doing nothing but reviewing docs tagged as "responsive" from 4 am to midnight while high on a quarter of his monthly Adderrall subscription.

But the more likely explanation is that he actually spent 16 hours doing that, and just couldn't help himself with the padding (boosting by 25% per his normal practice).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46570949)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 7:57 PM
Author: Indigo Casino Puppy

He's still running from the stench of non-Wharton Penn UG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46571557)



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Date: July 20th, 2023 8:02 PM
Author: Irate big jap ticket booth

mods!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46571574)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

Nothing wrong with going to Penn State

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573507)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Cerebral Menage Codepig

He’s a good man. And thorough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573504)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Abnormal legal warrant

Correction: He spent 20 hours that day on this matter. He also prepped for and attended the team call in another matter (1.5) and reviewed discovery responses in a third matter (2.5).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573563)



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Date: July 21st, 2023 12:06 PM
Author: laughsome unholy selfie

Why didn't Elon's lawyers bring a fraud count against WLRK? And allege that the lawyers lied on the bill. Wouldn't that open up discovery to each lawyer's schedules on the dates in question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46573837)



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Date: July 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Forum

9(b)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#46581336)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Bat Shit Crazy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5374958&forum_id=2#49989527)