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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
glittery roast beef hall
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
sadistic lay
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
orange range
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
vibrant bat shit crazy principal's office
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
sadistic lay
  11/12/24
wow!
Contagious Pit Legal Warrant
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Tan vivacious associate
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Frisky laughsome quadroon idiot
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sadistic lay
  11/12/24
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thriller hissy fit
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vibrant bat shit crazy principal's office
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Out-of-control mad cow disease immigrant
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bistre soggy forum internal respiration
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claret becky son of senegal
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arousing box office
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Contagious Pit Legal Warrant
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Awkward Talented School Rigor
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
thriller hissy fit
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
sadistic lay
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
pale community account
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
twinkling tanning salon national security agency
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
orange range
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Bateful death wish
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claret becky son of senegal
  06/08/25
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arousing box office
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
hilarious multi-colored nursing home
  11/12/24
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Diverse Charcoal School Cafeteria Water Buffalo
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
charismatic flirting toaster
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
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Contagious Pit Legal Warrant
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Flushed underhanded theatre
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
bistre soggy forum internal respiration
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Crawly curious trailer park philosopher-king
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
bistre soggy forum internal respiration
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
sadistic lay
  06/08/25
Damning.
learning disabled theater stage
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: glittery roast beef hall

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: sadistic lay

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: orange range

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy principal's office

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: sadistic lay

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Contagious Pit Legal Warrant

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Tan vivacious associate

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Frisky laughsome quadroon idiot

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: sadistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: thriller hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Contagious Pit Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: vibrant bat shit crazy principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Out-of-control mad cow disease immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: bistre soggy forum internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: claret becky son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: arousing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Contagious Pit Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Awkward Talented School Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: thriller hissy fit

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: sadistic lay

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: pale community account

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: twinkling tanning salon national security agency

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: orange range

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Bateful death wish

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: claret becky son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: arousing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: hilarious multi-colored nursing home

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Contagious Pit Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Diverse Charcoal School Cafeteria Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: charismatic flirting toaster

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Contagious Pit Legal Warrant

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Contagious Pit Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Flushed underhanded theatre

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: bistre soggy forum internal respiration

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Crawly curious trailer park philosopher-king

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: bistre soggy forum internal respiration

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: sadistic lay

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: learning disabled theater stage

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)