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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
wow lol
sepia kitchen water buffalo
  06/30/25
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vengeful ticket booth
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
sepia kitchen water buffalo
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
crimson business firm
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Charcoal Gaped Clown Office
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Soggy Vigorous Regret
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
sepia kitchen water buffalo
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Sooty stirring field
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Soggy Vigorous Regret
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
flushed psychic school
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
sepia kitchen water buffalo
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
godawful institution
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
multi-colored canary native gaping
  06/30/25
...
Magenta bisexual step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Beady-eyed candlestick maker
  06/30/25
...
Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
wine fragrant round eye
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Topaz feces sex offender
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Supple liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
...
Sooty stirring field
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
flushed psychic school
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
motley heaven weed whacker
  07/01/25
...
Topaz feces sex offender
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
histrionic shaky son of senegal dragon
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
coral hell shitlib
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Harsh Potus
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
infuriating laughsome french chef pit
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Amethyst Glittery Home Preventive Strike
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Internet-worthy school cafeteria newt
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sepia kitchen water buffalo

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: vengeful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sepia kitchen water buffalo

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: crimson business firm

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Charcoal Gaped Clown Office

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Soggy Vigorous Regret

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: sepia kitchen water buffalo

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sooty stirring field

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Soggy Vigorous Regret

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: flushed psychic school

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: sepia kitchen water buffalo

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: godawful institution

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: multi-colored canary native gaping

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Magenta bisexual step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed candlestick maker

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired gay tanning salon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: wine fragrant round eye

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Topaz feces sex offender

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Supple liquid oxygen

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Sooty stirring field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: flushed psychic school

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: motley heaven weed whacker

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Topaz feces sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: histrionic shaky son of senegal dragon

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: coral hell shitlib

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Harsh Potus

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: infuriating laughsome french chef pit

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Amethyst Glittery Home Preventive Strike

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy school cafeteria newt

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)