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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
stirring gaped theater stage
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
bat shit crazy hairy legs
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
buck-toothed station sex offender
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
sapphire spot
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
buck-toothed station sex offender
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
buck-toothed station sex offender
  06/29/24
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Rusted razzle corner
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Big Infuriating Giraffe
  06/29/24
180
rebellious stain
  06/29/24
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Disgusting Slippery Potus Factory Reset Button
  06/29/24
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boyish flatulent half-breed
  06/29/24
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stirring gaped theater stage
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
Rusted razzle corner
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Snowy Generalized Bond
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
silver principal's office
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
Rusted razzle corner
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
silver principal's office
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
Rusted razzle corner
  06/29/24
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silver principal's office
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
180 pit circlehead
  06/22/25
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Blue Mewling Bawdyhouse Hissy Fit
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Snowy Generalized Bond
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
mustard kitty tattoo
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
silver principal's office
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
mustard kitty tattoo
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
ebony forum roommate
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Big Infuriating Giraffe
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
brass irradiated kitchen dysfunction
  06/29/24
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floppy hominid really tough guy
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
hairraiser jade sanctuary
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
disturbing striped hyena cruise ship
  06/29/24
Jfc
diverse dark casino
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
boyish flatulent half-breed
  06/29/24
she did it again
stirring gaped theater stage
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Walnut violent library
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
Blue Mewling Bawdyhouse Hissy Fit
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
bat shit crazy hairy legs
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: stirring gaped theater stage

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hairy legs

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed station sex offender

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: sapphire spot

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: buck-toothed station sex offender

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed station sex offender

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Rusted razzle corner

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Big Infuriating Giraffe

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: rebellious stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791885)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Disgusting Slippery Potus Factory Reset Button



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: boyish flatulent half-breed



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: stirring gaped theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Rusted razzle corner

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Snowy Generalized Bond

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: silver principal's office

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Rusted razzle corner

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: silver principal's office

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Rusted razzle corner

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: silver principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: 180 pit circlehead

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Blue Mewling Bawdyhouse Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Snowy Generalized Bond

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: mustard kitty tattoo

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: silver principal's office

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: mustard kitty tattoo

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: ebony forum roommate

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Big Infuriating Giraffe

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: brass irradiated kitchen dysfunction

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: floppy hominid really tough guy



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: hairraiser jade sanctuary

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: disturbing striped hyena cruise ship

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: diverse dark casino

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: boyish flatulent half-breed

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: stirring gaped theater stage

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Walnut violent library

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Blue Mewling Bawdyhouse Hissy Fit

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy hairy legs

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)